Gunwitch Shoots Woman In The Face!

January 6, 2011 by  
Filed under Drama & Rumors, News

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Gunwitch Is In Jail!

Hole.  Lee.  Shit.

The news is breaking over on, the feminist arm of the Gawker media empire that longtime pick-up artist mainstay and teacher – Gunwitch (also known as Allen Reyes) – has been ARRESTED for shooting a woman in the face at a part.

Let me reitterate…


And no, that isn’t some veiled sexual reference.  He shot a girl in the face with a gun.  A real gun.  With bullets.

Here’s the low down…

Apparently, during a New Years Eve party a 20 year old woman named Amber Tripp recieved a gunshot wound to the face.

After police arrived, they gathered information which lead them to Gunwitch as the one responsible for shooting the girl.  He was found three blocks from the scene of the shooting and was detained by authorities pending further investigation.

Police are saying it’s not clear what lead to the shooting, though the weapon was recovered by police.  However, I can see the trolls now…

“OMG, he was trying to break through her bitch shield… with real bullets!”

“Dude, you gotta make the ho say no… then shoot her in the fucking face!”

“That’s the ultimate NEG, bitches!”

Please, people, let’s try and remember that there’s a real human being who’s been seriously hurt here.  She’s been listed as being in “critical condition” at the hospital, and even is she recovers, well… SHE’S BEEN SHOT IN THE FACE! I’m sure it won’t do wonders for her self esteem.

You know, though, of all the PUAs out there who’s shoot someone, I’d have to say that Gunwitch would be the LEAST surprising one.

Between the heart attacks, drugs, and copious amounts of alcohol the man consumed, I guess its amazing that something like this didn’t happen sooner.  But I will say its a shame.  Now people are going to be looking at his “pickup method” as though it’s some load of BS that promotes violence towards women.  Stuff like that gives the entire community a bad name.

All the details that we have right now concerning the incident are sketchy, but its being reported that Gunwitch might be charged with ATTEMPTED MURDER.  Yes, that’s right, M-U-R-D-E-R.

And I guess if the girl actually dies from her injuries, then the whole “attempted” part of that charge goes out the window.

Let’s keep Amber Tripp in our hearts and minds, and send some prayers her way.  No one deserves to be shot in the face on New Years unless its with champaign.

And to Gunwitch – if you really did maliciously shoot someone with an intent to kill them… fuck you man.  Seriously.  And if you did it on accident because you were too drunk or whatever… fuck you still.  You totally ruined someones life.  Not cool at all.  I honestly didn’t think anyone could be more heinous than Ross Jeffries, but at least the man never SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE.  (Not yet anyway.)  So let this be a lesson to everyone — friends don’t let friends pick up with loaded weapons.  And I don’t mean that in a hip, sexual innuendo type of way.

The Bootycast Episode 10: The 3rd Best Asian Pick Up Artist

August 20, 2010 by  
Filed under Podcasts

Another week brings yet ANOTHER Bootycast!

Join us as Me, Adam, and Amanda take your calls and drop copious amounts of pick-up advice all over you.

In this episode of the Bootycast:

  • We discuss the PUA Deathmatches
  • Air our pre-recorded interview with Kezia Noble
  • Discuss Thundercat’s spat with Erica Awakening
  • Talk about Gunwitch’s podcast
  • Barry Kirkey gets in touch with Thundercat
  • AFC Adam deals with Fanboy’s jizzing in their pants
  • Adam & Thundercat take your calls
  • Blackberry vs. iPhone users for more sex
  • Info on the upcoming World Pick Up Summit
  • Plus much more!

You can check out the latest episode here.

The Witching Hour 53 – Gunwitch Radio Show

August 11, 2010 by  
Filed under Podcasts

I actually had to do a double take when I came across this.  But yes, Gunwitch has his own Podcast!  And it’s FASCINATING.

Seriously, who hasn’t been curious about how Gunwitch’s mind works?  Well, now you can get insights as he rambles on for 2 hours about every-single-thing he finds interesting!!!!  Without a doubt, they need to get this guy on Howard 101 on Sirius or something.  lol.

Check it out here.

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It’s like the Chuck Norris of Radio shows.  If you dare listen, try not to say “No” during the show.  Ha ha ha.

The BootyCast Episode 6 – Who’s Got Personality?

August 29, 2008 by  
Filed under Podcasts

Hey guys,

Sorry today’s episode is so late.  I had a number of technical difficulties that caused me to waste a lot of time trying to get it uploaded to the server.

This week’s BootCast episode comes in at a brisk 1:51:34.  In this week’s episode, we talk about:

  • Ross Jeffries Devil Worship
  • PUA Business Stuff
  • Gunwitch Thinks I’m Mad At Him
  • The CEO Of Stylelife Is A Douche
  • Using Personality To Attract Women
  • Tyler Stepping Down As RSD Figurehead

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New Retard on mASF

February 4, 2004 by  
Filed under Drama & Rumors

**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/20/03

Yes, it would appear there is a NEW retard to add to the list of mASF goofballs.  First there was Ray Gordon, then there was Gunwitch, then the infamous Mmasters, and now ladies and gentlemen, I present to you — 24 HRS!

Apparently he stirred up some drama on mASF by posting private emails from Tyler and Papa concerning how many girls each one has laid.  Obviously, this is best summed up by ijjjji’s reply, which was simply:

“Drama queen! Eat shit and die!”

So if you’re interested in reading the latest drama on mASF, the link is:,8


Some Random Craziness

February 4, 2004 by  
Filed under Quotes & Humor

**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/19/03

Okay, it may be due to sleep deprivation, or the voices in my head have been getting louder, but I’ve dug up a few old pictures of mine and decided to have a little random fun.  Is it seduction related?  Only if you go Gunwitch I suppose.


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