Holly Madison Has $1 Million Dollar Boobies

However, buy generic cipro side effects other researchers have found health benefits and high satisfaction rates, cheap levitra with few adverse effects, in people following the carnivore diet. serevent online stores You should always consult your doctor or another healthcare professional order cephalexin in canada before taking any medication. The cost of each procedure can zofran no prescription also vary depending on the dental practice a person attends buy generic clonidine for a procedure, as well as whether their dental insurance cheap cream on internet covers a specific type of procedure. Conversely, people with PCOS flovent for sale may find that hormonal contraception reduced or masked their symptoms, buy xalatan online leading to symptoms seeming to worsen after stopping the medication. carisoprodol sale Adopting a heart-healthy diet, such as the dietary approaches to lasix prescription stop hypertension diet, has proven beneficial for managing blood pressure. purchase generic accutane alternatives problems Symptoms of ADHD can manifest differently, and a comprehensive evaluation discount retin-a overnight delivery is necessary for an accurate diagnosis. One person might identify imovane without prescription as gray asexual in a scenario that would cause another purchase cheap cialis sale overdose person to not identify as asexual. According to the American Cancer.

So Hef’s former fiancee has just made sure if anything unsavory ever happens to her funbags, she’s covered.

So that's what the side of $500,000 looks like!

In the annals of unusual celebrity insurance policies, Holly Madison’s recent revelation that she has a $1 million policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts barely raises an eyebrow. After all, Adam Lambert’s crotch was covered for an even mil. Celine Dion reportedly insured her voice. Heck, David Lee Roth wisely — so so wisely — insured himself against his own sperm (should one ever complete its journey).

You can appreciate why these stars seek such insurance. Without their unique feature or talent, they are no longer that special person. It’s why Jimmy Durante insured his nose and Dolly Parton insures her breasts. It’s just smart business, even though these folks had talent beyond their extraordinary anatomical attribute. Madison, on the other hand — well, let’s just say she’s wise to protect her surgeon-given assets. As she puts it, “They’re my primary money makers right now.” Indeed. It would be a shame if something happened to them, and she had to fall back on her medical degree.

In the Age of the Reality Star, Madison is probably ahead of the curve. Fame can be especially fleeting when it’s not founded on legitimate talent. If The Situation hasn’t already insured his abs, he better. What other reality stars might want to look into insuring their assets? Kim Kardashian? Steve-O?

So I guess that’s $500K a boob.  If she’s ever desperate for money, she can just stab one of them boobies and let all the silicon leak out, and she’s still got another $500K waiting in the wings!  lol.

I wonder if there’s a time constraint on that insurance policy?  I mean, at a certain point, those things are gonna get saggy and wrinkly, so what happens then?

Sexy Rugby

Here’s a video where the rules of Rugby are simply explained… and gives you a boner at the same time.

Hump Day: Drunk Girls Kissing

Hit’s Wednesday, so it’s time for some humpin’!  This week, I bring you – drunk chicks making out with each other!  Enjoy…

Read more

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos – Yes, They’re Real, And They’re Fabulous!

Okay, so poor ScarJo had some naughty pics on her cell phone, and said phone got hacked by some douchebag hacker (and by douchebag, I mean God Amongst Men) and her naughty bits were then released upon the interwebs for all to enjoy.

The FBI is looking into the case because hacking is getting to get a serious problem.  And its said that poor Scarlett is incredibly distraught over the whole affair.  And we here at the Lair sympathize with her pain, anguish, and embarrassment over this whole situation.

That said, we’re also totally going to post these pics because they are so awesome.

These are NOT safe for work (like anything on this site is, really).  But, if you want to check them out, here they are… Read more

Hot Girls Doing Handstands

Damn it, the object is to get them HORIZONTAL, not vertical!  lol.

Read more

Man Quest: Grab 1,000 Boobs

Some brilliant guy in Russia decided to go on a quest to grab 1,000 boobs… and succeeded.  Check out the video below to see his manly quest come to fruition.

In Russia, boobs grab YOU.

Jessica Simpson Loves Her Boobies

That bastion of investigative reporting, AskMen.com, is reporting that the rumors Jessica Simpson would be getting a breast reduction are UDDERly untrue.  (get it?  GET IT?)

In fact, Simpson herself made it clear her fun-jugs weren’t going anywhere…

Writing on her twitter page, Jessica said: “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction…not to worry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!

I think we need more celebrities speaking out against breast reduction.  Let’s start a “save the boobies” movement!  Who cares if women across America have to suffer from lower back problems?  Don’t you dare touch them playhills!!!

Top 10 Hottest Boobs In Hollywood

Everyone loves boobs, right?  Right!  So why not rank them?  Better yet, why not rank ones that belong to CELEBRITIES?

Well, Hollyscoop went ahead and did that, and I must say, they did a damn fine job of it too!

Hop on over here to see the full Top 10 Hottest Boobs In Hollywood!