So as many of you know, I rated Brad P. #5 on my top 10 best PUA list of 2007.  Funny story – Brad P actually went out and used that ranking to his advantage to pick up a girl, and he wanted to share the story with everyone.

So check out Brad’s field report on the advantages of being the fifth best PUA out there.  =)

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So as you guys know, I had the pleasure of attending an event at the Playboy mansion very recently where not only did I party my ass off, but I also did a great deal of networking.

There were a number of porn stars in attendance at the Playboy mansion, and oddly enough I found myself INVITED to a porn shoot this past week.

Now, I’d never been to the shooting of an actual porn movie before.  But considering I live in Los Angeles, porn capital of the world, and have yet to experience it, I’d say that it was a golden opportunity to cross off "Visit Porn Shoot" from my list of things to do before I die.

So I found myself driving up to the San Fernando Valley in the blistering afternoon sun to a studio where the porn movie was being shot.  Now, this was an ACTUAL studio, not some house they were shooting a movie at.  There were sound stages, props, and all kinds of movie stuff.  I was surprised at the professionalism of the set.

The crew was very small.  There was a director, photographer, lighting assistant, and grip.  That was it.  Then there were the performers.  Different performers would come in throughout the day, shoot for close to an hour, and then leave.  I was there for around 3 different scenes.

Watching a porn being shot is a very odd experience.  I’ve never really been in a room watching other people have sex before.  Despite being incredibly surreal, it actually wasn’t too bad of an experience.

The first thing I saw when I walked into the studio was a huge, muscular guy, drenched in sweat, with a third arm between his legs, pounding a petite blond girl wearing pink sneakers.  The girl looked like she was 15 years old!  (Apparently, that’s her "hook.")  The actress is some girl named Aubrey Adams.  I never got the guy’s name.

The set was incredibly HOT.  No, not sexually, I’m talking like "cook me alive" hot.  First off, it’s in the valley, which routinely gets to over 100 degrees in the summer.  The lights they use for filming add to the heat, and during scenes, all air conditioning has to be turned off for sound.  So while the sex is going on, everyone on the set is sweating like a stuck pig.

I was also surprised at the level of actual ACTING that goes on during the scenes.  I’m not talking about delivering lines or anything like that.  I’m talking about all the moaning and stuff.  Once the cameras are rolling, all the girls start acting like they’re getting the best sex of their lives.  As soon as the cameras stop, however, they’re aching and can barely walk.

Anyway, I got to hang out with the actresses – most of whom I had already met at the Playboy party.  I also got to hang out with the crew.  Everyone was incredibly nice, very friendly, and fun to hang around.  Some of their stories about being in the business were absolutely fascinating to hear.  I actually made pretty good friends with the director, and he gave me an open invitation to appear at any one of his shoots.

So here are some of the things I learned while I was there:

1.  Male porn stars shave their bodies before they do a shoot.  They don’t wax, they SHAVE.  This includes their balls.  Apparently, they buy special shaving cream for women who shave their legs, and use that in the shower.  Their razor of choice is the Gillet Mach 3.  Apparently there are the occasional nicks, but they said it’s nothing too bad.

2.  The secret for getting the "porno load" which is the huge cumshot, is to eat lots of celery and pineapple.  Apparently, celery makes you produce lots and lots of "man juice," while the pineapple gives it a "healthy" look and taste.

3.  All actors in porn get tested on a monthly basis for STDs.  They have to present their test results to the director before shooting.  The director told me never to have sex with a girl who allows guys to cum in her ass, since that’s a guaranteed way to get a disease.

4.  The girls all confessed to me that they don’t really like the "big porno dicks."  Most of them who have boyfriends or husbands prefer the "normal to small" size.  Though many of the girls LOOK like they enjoy the Big D’s on film, they say they are actually too painful in real life, and don’t like that in their personal life.

5.  The guys who work in porn apparently have crazy sex with all the girls.  Usually, if a guy has worked with a girl, he’s had sex with her.  All the guys on the crew confessed to me that not only have they had sex with almost all the girls they’ve worked with, but also that it’s hard for them to go back to "normal" girls because the porn chicks are so good in the sack, it makes every average girl pale in comparison.

So there you go.  That was my big visit to my first porn set!  Here are some pics and movies I took while I was there.  Enjoy!  (Warning:  Pics are NOT safe for work!)

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Sir Italian has a pretty good Lay Report up on his blog…

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It’s no secret that Shark is probably one of the most controversial PUAs out there right now, especially with aggressive internet posturing and controversial direct openers. But it seems someone by the name of Nilatak has gone through the trouble of actually field testing Shark’s methods.

It’s an interesting read, to say the least…

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Well, well, it looks like Twentysix finally got around to posting a field report after a stint of relative silence from mASF. Not only that, but the field report is $$$ with a capital $! Definitely one of the best I’ve read in a while. So sit back, relax, and take a gander at the smooth musings of the TWO-DASH-SIX!

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I’m not a big fan of the DYD Advanced series. I found it rather dry at parts, and mostly skipped to the guest speakers to hear what they had to say (my favorites on the DYD Advanced series were Rick H. and Dave Riker, btw). It was an extension of the concepts David D. laid out in his ebook, but most of it was more conceptual stuff that had more of an armchair flair to it than concrete tips and tricks on dating and picking up women.

However, that said, I’m convinced that the DYD Masters series is going to change the way we look at Dating and Seduction forever.

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Tyler Durden had an excellent Field Report up on mASF about some various AMOG situations he’s dealt with in the past few days.

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One of the big up-and-comers in the scene is PlayboyLA, one of the Project Hollywood guys. Lately, he’s been doing a lot of winging with Tyler Durden and seems to be having some AMAZING success. I’ve seen this guy in person work a crowd, and I gotta say, I’m quite impressed with what I’ve seen.

Playboy recently posted a Lay Report on mASF that I think is a really good example of not only his game, but Tylers, so if you guys want to check it out, I’m sure you can get a LOT from it. He shares a lot of his routines he uses in his interactions, and his reports are a pretty entertaining read.

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Okay, I’ve been harping on the Summit alot lately, I know, but it was fun. As things Turn out, both the imcomparable Jlaix and Top Gun Wingman TheOne wrote up Summit Reports that showcase their usual winning personalities.

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Well, it looks like Tyler chimmed in on his impression of the PUA Summit, which some of his typical insights thrown into the mix. I’d have to agree that Style, the most powerful of the Jedi, probably had the best speech of the weekend, even if it did go on a bit long and he felt the need to neg everybody in the room. But there was still a LOT to learn from it. And seeing him play his multiple Girlfriends was awesome. He truely deserves his #1 spot on the Top 10 PUA list!

Anyway, here’s Tyler’s rundown…

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