The Fifth Best Pick Up Artist In The World

January 28, 2008 by  
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So as many of you know, I rated Brad P. #5 on my top 10 best PUA list of 2007.  Funny story – Brad P actually went out and used that ranking to his advantage to pick up a girl, and he wanted to share the story with everyone.

So check out Brad’s field report on the advantages of being the fifth best PUA out there.  =)

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Thundercat Does Porn! (Well, Not Really…)

August 24, 2007 by  
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So as you guys know, I had the pleasure of attending an event at the Playboy mansion very recently where not only did I party my ass off, but I also did a great deal of networking.

There were a number of porn stars in attendance at the Playboy mansion, and oddly enough I found myself INVITED to a porn shoot this past week.

Now, I’d never been to the shooting of an actual porn movie before.  But considering I live in Los Angeles, porn capital of the world, and have yet to experience it, I’d say that it was a golden opportunity to cross off "Visit Porn Shoot" from my list of things to do before I die.

So I found myself driving up to the San Fernando Valley in the blistering afternoon sun to a studio where the porn movie was being shot.  Now, this was an ACTUAL studio, not some house they were shooting a movie at.  There were sound stages, props, and all kinds of movie stuff.  I was surprised at the professionalism of the set.

The crew was very small.  There was a director, photographer, lighting assistant, and grip.  That was it.  Then there were the performers.  Different performers would come in throughout the day, shoot for close to an hour, and then leave.  I was there for around 3 different scenes.

Watching a porn being shot is a very odd experience.  I’ve never really been in a room watching other people have sex before.  Despite being incredibly surreal, it actually wasn’t too bad of an experience.

The first thing I saw when I walked into the studio was a huge, muscular guy, drenched in sweat, with a third arm between his legs, pounding a petite blond girl wearing pink sneakers.  The girl looked like she was 15 years old!  (Apparently, that’s her "hook.")  The actress is some girl named Aubrey Adams.  I never got the guy’s name.

The set was incredibly HOT.  No, not sexually, I’m talking like "cook me alive" hot.  First off, it’s in the valley, which routinely gets to over 100 degrees in the summer.  The lights they use for filming add to the heat, and during scenes, all air conditioning has to be turned off for sound.  So while the sex is going on, everyone on the set is sweating like a stuck pig.

I was also surprised at the level of actual ACTING that goes on during the scenes.  I’m not talking about delivering lines or anything like that.  I’m talking about all the moaning and stuff.  Once the cameras are rolling, all the girls start acting like they’re getting the best sex of their lives.  As soon as the cameras stop, however, they’re aching and can barely walk.

Anyway, I got to hang out with the actresses – most of whom I had already met at the Playboy party.  I also got to hang out with the crew.  Everyone was incredibly nice, very friendly, and fun to hang around.  Some of their stories about being in the business were absolutely fascinating to hear.  I actually made pretty good friends with the director, and he gave me an open invitation to appear at any one of his shoots.

So here are some of the things I learned while I was there:

1.  Male porn stars shave their bodies before they do a shoot.  They don’t wax, they SHAVE.  This includes their balls.  Apparently, they buy special shaving cream for women who shave their legs, and use that in the shower.  Their razor of choice is the Gillet Mach 3.  Apparently there are the occasional nicks, but they said it’s nothing too bad.

2.  The secret for getting the "porno load" which is the huge cumshot, is to eat lots of celery and pineapple.  Apparently, celery makes you produce lots and lots of "man juice," while the pineapple gives it a "healthy" look and taste.

3.  All actors in porn get tested on a monthly basis for STDs.  They have to present their test results to the director before shooting.  The director told me never to have sex with a girl who allows guys to cum in her ass, since that’s a guaranteed way to get a disease.

4.  The girls all confessed to me that they don’t really like the "big porno dicks."  Most of them who have boyfriends or husbands prefer the "normal to small" size.  Though many of the girls LOOK like they enjoy the Big D’s on film, they say they are actually too painful in real life, and don’t like that in their personal life.

5.  The guys who work in porn apparently have crazy sex with all the girls.  Usually, if a guy has worked with a girl, he’s had sex with her.  All the guys on the crew confessed to me that not only have they had sex with almost all the girls they’ve worked with, but also that it’s hard for them to go back to "normal" girls because the porn chicks are so good in the sack, it makes every average girl pale in comparison.

So there you go.  That was my big visit to my first porn set!  Here are some pics and movies I took while I was there.  Enjoy!  (Warning:  Pics are NOT safe for work!)

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German Sex

June 4, 2004 by  
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Sir Italian has a pretty good Lay Report up on his blog…

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Shark Opener Field Tested…

June 1, 2004 by  
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It’s no secret that Shark is probably one of the most controversial PUAs out there right now, especially with aggressive internet posturing and controversial direct openers. But it seems someone by the name of Nilatak has gone through the trouble of actually field testing Shark’s methods.

It’s an interesting read, to say the least…

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A Field-Dash-Report!

May 11, 2004 by  
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Well, well, it looks like Twentysix finally got around to posting a field report after a stint of relative silence from mASF. Not only that, but the field report is $$$ with a capital $! Definitely one of the best I’ve read in a while. So sit back, relax, and take a gander at the smooth musings of the TWO-DASH-SIX!

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DYD Masters Seminar Preview

April 30, 2004 by  
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I’m not a big fan of the DYD Advanced series. I found it rather dry at parts, and mostly skipped to the guest speakers to hear what they had to say (my favorites on the DYD Advanced series were Rick H. and Dave Riker, btw). It was an extension of the concepts David D. laid out in his ebook, but most of it was more conceptual stuff that had more of an armchair flair to it than concrete tips and tricks on dating and picking up women.

However, that said, I’m convinced that the DYD Masters series is going to change the way we look at Dating and Seduction forever.

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AMOG Notes

April 21, 2004 by  
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Tyler Durden had an excellent Field Report up on mASF about some various AMOG situations he’s dealt with in the past few days.

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Playboy Love

April 14, 2004 by  
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One of the big up-and-comers in the scene is PlayboyLA, one of the Project Hollywood guys. Lately, he’s been doing a lot of winging with Tyler Durden and seems to be having some AMAZING success. I’ve seen this guy in person work a crowd, and I gotta say, I’m quite impressed with what I’ve seen.

Playboy recently posted a Lay Report on mASF that I think is a really good example of not only his game, but Tylers, so if you guys want to check it out, I’m sure you can get a LOT from it. He shares a lot of his routines he uses in his interactions, and his reports are a pretty entertaining read.

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Tag Teaming the PUA Summit

April 8, 2004 by  
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Okay, I’ve been harping on the Summit alot lately, I know, but it was fun. As things Turn out, both the imcomparable Jlaix and Top Gun Wingman TheOne wrote up Summit Reports that showcase their usual winning personalities.

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Tyler’s take on the PUA Summit

April 7, 2004 by  
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Well, it looks like Tyler chimmed in on his impression of the PUA Summit, which some of his typical insights thrown into the mix. I’d have to agree that Style, the most powerful of the Jedi, probably had the best speech of the weekend, even if it did go on a bit long and he felt the need to neg everybody in the room. But there was still a LOT to learn from it. And seeing him play his multiple Girlfriends was awesome. He truely deserves his #1 spot on the Top 10 PUA list!

Anyway, here’s Tyler’s rundown…

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Tyler’s take on the PUA Summit

April 7, 2004 by  
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Well, it looks like Tyler chimmed in on his impression of the PUA Summit, which some of his typical insights thrown into the mix. I’d have to agree that Style, the most powerful of the Jedi, probably had the best speech of the weekend, even if it did go on a bit long and he felt the need to neg everybody in the room. But there was still a LOT to learn from it. And seeing him play his multiple Girlfriends was awesome. He truely deserves his #1 spot on the Top 10 PUA list!

Anyway, here’s Tyler’s rundown…

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First Major recap of LA PUA Summit 2004

April 7, 2004 by  
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Machiavelli posted a recap and review of the LA Pick-Up Artist summit that occured this past weekend. It’s probably the most comprehensive one to come out yet from the viewpoint of an ASFer. You can check the whole thing out here. But there is one thing I wanted to address from his post:

Machiavelli writes:
April 2, 2004:

The infamous Jlaix “get punched in the back of the head” workshop took place. I guess Matrix was his first student as he got fukn wacked by this coward. We went to the hospital and I get to learn a lot about Rocckstar and Tommy W’s games. Tommy cleared up a lot of questions that I’ve had and he gave me a few tips and pointers to up my game. We go over to the Project Hollywood Mansion again and I meet up with Mystery & Style. Formhandle taught me a lot of stuff about AI’s and such that night, and he’s a really cool & funny ass guy. I think this was the day that Herbal T, Wilder, TheOne, and Cristophe(San Francisco Crew) pulled like 7 girls to the Mansion and were gonna fuck but I guess they didn’t. I crashed at the house with Mystery and I passed out only to wake up with jlaix towering over me. I fell asleep again and waked up the next morning for the seminars. I ate with Thundercat that night at the Rainbow Bar & Grill and he seemed money.

I’m going to be a greedy cock here and brag: I pulled three girls up to the mansion with the help of Christophe and Herbal that night. I only say this because… well… I’m a greedy cock who wants his props yo!!!!! lol.

A quick rundown of what happened. We were all at the Saddle Ranch, I open a 3 set of German chicks… well, actually, I tell Christophe to open with the tried and true “Can I have a cigarette” opener (I don’t smoke, otherwise I would have done it). I quickly engage the group, and one of the chicks is really closed off. Herbal comes along and isolates her, opening her up while I game the other two girls for a while. Christophe comes back into set and we isolate both our girls and get them to venue change to Mels. While there, we do some push-pull, DHV shit, then pull them back up to the mansion. It looks like it’s on with Herbal’s girl, but a sudden strike of ASD hits and she pulls the other two out of our grasps.

TheOne then enters with a nice little two set that he and PlayboyLA game.

While all this is going on, there is a HUGE cockfarm of ASFers who creep out the girls just with their sheer numbers.

It was fun, nonetheless. But I’m gonna be a baby and take credit for that one damnit!!!!! =)

Thundercat gets a guy LAID

April 6, 2004 by  
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Last week I wrote an article called “Alone on a Friday — Forcing Yourself to Go Out.” It’s part of my new thing where every Friday I’m going to write a specific article on the Art of Approaching in a shameless attempt to hock my new book to the masses so that I can affort to pay for this blog and maybe get a bite to eat every now and then.

Yesterday I get an e-mail from someone my article actually inspired… and it got him LAID!!! I feel so proud. =)

Anyway, I thought I’d share his email with you all so that you may flame me mercilessly for being such a corporate shill.

Hey man,

I used to post on mASF under the nickname DannyBoy. Now I only read your site…

It was 2 am and I was bored and saw your post “Alone on friday” and I was feeling depressed about the whole thing because none of my friends was available to go out. I said fuck it, went to a bar and got there in 3 in the morning, approached a girl and to make a long story short, fucked her in the bathroom of that pub (Yeah I know.. I’m GOOD).

But as I was fucking her, sick as it seems, I thanked your post ;) so I’d like to dedicate this lay to you hahah …

Well, now I can go to my grave knowing that there’s at least ONE woman out there who got fucked but good because of me spreading my sleasiness to the masses! LOL.

I congratulate this guy for getting off his butt and taking the initiative to go out on his own and taking control of his life. This Friday, my next AoA article is going to be about that very subject — namely, how you go out and approach women *gulp* ALONE!

The First Project Hollywood Party

March 29, 2004 by  
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Well, this past Saturday, the Project Hollywood Mansion was devirginized and had it’s first real house party. It was kind of a funny situation though, because for the inaugrual ball, four of the house’s residents: Mystery, Style, Papa, and Herbal — were all absent, leaving only PlayboyLA and Mystery’s Girlfriend to attend to the proceedings.

It was quite a fun night, and I was pretty impressed with the quality of the party. It was run by two local promoters who had two Open Vodka Bars running in the house. They charged $20 a head at the door, and had live DJs spinning hip-hop music all night. At it’s heaviest, I’d have to say there were about 500 people there. LOTS of cute girls too. I rolled up there with Swinggcat, Merovingian, and Dominic “King of All Naturals.” Other notable guys there TheOne, PlayboyLA, Protocol, and a few other local mASF guys.

Some highlights from the party:

–Dominic “King of All Naturals,” getting introduced to the “community” by Protocol, who wierded him out after regailing him of his experiences accidentially masterbating twice before having sex with a girl for the first time.

–Swinggcat pulling a hot redhead away from her fiance and feeling her up in the corner as her poor helpless shlub of a husband-to-be looked on helpless.

–PlayboyLA’s pants. (Don’t ask)

–Mystery’s Girlfriend’s see-through black dress, which left little to the imagination. =)

–The Open Bar. Always a plus!

–Swinggcat making out with three girls in a row.

–Me practicing my AMOG tactics on all the Betas at the party. I’m beginning to see why jlaix loves to do this stuff.

–Seeing the newer guys in action and remembering what it was like when I was first starting out.

–Getting to see Merovingian game a girl and pull her back to his hotel room for a lay.

–Seeing TheOne strap a little dog to his chest and redefining the concept of “peacocking” by opening girl after girl with it. In his words: “It’s better than a boa.”

–Seeing PlayboyLA work the crowd. This guy is one smooth operator. Don’t be surprized if he shows up on this years “Top 10 PUA” list.

–Watching Dominic “King of All Naturals” try to explain to the mASFers his game. Always good for a laugh.

–Dancing with Mystery’s Girlfriend. Herbal’s right. She’s a real sweetie.

–Learning a great new Opener from some shlub I AMOGED.

–Swinggcat playing two girls off each other in a jealousy plotline and laying one of them in one of the Project Hollywood bathrooms.

–Seeing Dominic “King of All Naturals” pulling a blonde girl, hearing about him fucking her back at her place, and then calling up another girl to go to her place for another round of “Monkey Love.” It’s good to be the King.

All in all, a real fun night. I didn’t get any play, in fact, my game was rather off. But it was fun and a lot of guys got with chicks. A great success for the first PH mansion party. I can’t wait for the next one.

A 26 Field Report

March 17, 2004 by  
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So you know that guy on the latest DYD audio series? The one and only 2-6? Well, it looks like Scorpius recently had an outting with him. Having been out with 26 before, I know this guy is not only the coolest mother fucker on the planet, but he also has pretty tight game. And this Field Report from the great white north just further illustrates this Canuk has some skills…

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