Fear Not! Porn WILL Survive The Apocalypse!

September 15, 2011 by  
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You know, there are a lot of theories on how the world will end out there.  Some fear global economic meltdown.  Some think solar flares or global warming will do us in.  Some believe a meteor will crash into the Earth or Jesus will show back up and whisk his faithful away.  But its nice to know that whatever happens to destroy life as we know it, there are some uber-prepared entrepreneurs out there who will make sure that anyone with access to the internet can still get to watch porn when the shit hits the fan.

Check this out

Will I still have to pay $39.95 a month after all life is wiped away?

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.

He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.

The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.

So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.

Well, if ya gotta go, go with a (gang) bang!

It Was Bound To Happen – First 3D Porn Has Been Shot!

August 13, 2010 by  
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Porn has always been on the cutting edge of technology, but this is pushing things a bit too far.  (Ha ha… “pushing.”)

Via Yahoo News:

HONG KONG (AFP) – A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world’s first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday.

The 3.2 million-US-dollar ’3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy’, set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.

Loosely based on a piece of classical Chinese erotic literature, The Carnal Prayer Mat, the movie will star Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, the Post said.

The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realises his ex-wife is the love of his life and features “orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes”, the paper said.

Producer Stephen Shiu acknowledged that censors would likely block the movie’s screening in mainland China, a key market for Hong Kong filmmakers.

“(But) we are almost closing deals with some markets including Japan, Korea, Southeast Asia and some pay TV channels in Hong Kong,” Shiu told the paper.

Italian director Tinto Brass has announced he would produce a 3D remake of his 1979 erotic film Caligula, while Hustler plans to release a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction film Avatar, the top-grossing movie of all time which has earned some 2.7 billion US dollars worldwide since its release.

I can’t help but wonder if this will be the crappy kind of 3D, a-la Clash Of The Titans, where you’re basically just watching a regular movie while wearing ridiculous glasses.  :-/

But, anything that takes us one step closer to “holodeck” levels of interactivity, I’m all for in the long run.  lol.

Montana Fishburn – Laurence Fishburn’s Daughter – Does Porn, Has Daddy Issues…

August 11, 2010 by  
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It seems the latest celebrity scandal to hit the net is the daughter of famous actor Laurence Fishburn has been doing adult films for Vivid Entertainment, and she’s adamant about people seeing them.  Here’s an interview she gave about her views on the “industry.”

Via TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment — explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana, who also goes by the name “Chippy D,” is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.

We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience.”

“I have a lot of at-home experience” = “If you thought Neo could do some crazy moves, wait until I get you between the sheets.”

I actually think its sad that this girl, and so many others, think a sex-tape is the way to stardom.  I mean, c’mon.  Shame on Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian for this trend!  This girl’s dad is big enough where if she wanted an acting career she could have one.  And if you are going to use sex to become famous, just sleep with the right people.  No, I have a feeling this is one of those “revenge” things girls do because daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her as a child.

UPDATE: Just found a link where you can actually watch Montana’s full sex-tape if you wanna check out the goodies.  WARNING!  Not Safe For Work!  You see EVERYTHING!  So be sure to wait until you’re alone with a box of kleenex.

The Porn Myth – Naomi Wolf Is An Idiot…

August 1, 2007 by  
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I recently came upon an article on the New York Magazine’s website written by a woman named Naomi Wolf that examines the effect that widespread internet porn is having on the men and women of this generation.

For all it’s faults, it’s actually a pretty interesting article.  However, I strongly disagree with a lot of Naomi’s conclusions about the effects of pornography on male/female relationships.

First of all, the "Porn Myth" is an idea created by feminist Andrea Dworkin, who was (and I guess still is) an anti-porn crusader from the 80s who claimed that…

Naomi Wolf writes:
If we did not limit pornography, she argued—before Internet technology
made that prospect a technical impossibility—most men would come to
objectify women as they objectified porn stars, and treat them
accordingly. In a kind of domino theory, she predicted, rape and other
kinds of sexual mayhem would surely follow.

Well, according to Naomi, this is the great "Porn Myth," because even though pornography is now so pervasive and readily available, men haven’t turned into sex-craved beasts who run around raping every woman they see.

But Naomi’s article suggests that even though this isn’t the case, the level of psychological and emotional harm porn is doing to the new generation of men and women coming up through the ranks is wreaking havoc on the health of relationships and sexuality in general.

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