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Well, the first round of PUA movies were recieved quite well, so due to the substancial ammount of time on my hands, I’ve whipped up a new batch.

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3
Video 4

I’m not sure how many people out there will get these, but I think they’re pretty funny.  =)

Thundercat

It’s Just Wrong

February 4, 2004 by  
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Okay, I don’t know why I’m posting this… maybe its the masochist in me, or maybe it’s the jlaix-esque coke binge I’ve been on for the last 4 days, but I think it’s funny.

You really don’t want to click here.

I warned you.

Thundercat

It’s Just Wrong

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 2/2/04

Okay, I don’t know why I’m posting this… maybe its the masochist in me, or maybe it’s the jlaix-esque coke binge I’ve been on for the last 4 days, but I think it’s funny.

You really don’t want to click here.

I warned you.

Thundercat

Good God! Hit Meh!

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/29/04

 

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This is what I look like after a night of hanging out with Roadking.

Ah, the sweet, sweet agony!

Thundercat

Car Stuck Girls

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/29/04

Okay, now I remember why I love the internet.  There’s literally something for everybody.  Today I discovered a fetish site for people who like to see hot chicks get their cars stuck in the mud.  Literally.  There’s no nudity, no sex, just girls who’s cars are stuck and they walk around looking all confused and helpless.  How hot is THAT!!!!!?????

Anyway, you pervs can check it out here.

Looks like Gunwitch has a new venue to work his magic.  And this is even better, because now the girl has no means to get away from him.  =)

Thundercat

Another Sign of the Appocalypse

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/28/04

Dear lord, why must us men be made to suffer so?  I swear to christ chicks have it easy.

In the meantime, I’ll be in the corner sobbing quietly.  =)

Thundercat

The Audience of mASF

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Either this guy needs to find mASF, or he’s one of its regulars.  You decide.  =)

Thundercat

$$$Finally, Forbidden Video footage of top PUAs caught on tape!$$$

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/27/04

There’s been a lot of controversy about the mainstream exposure that the community has been recieving lately.  Well, to make matters worse, video footage of major Pick-Up Artists has been leaked out and is now all over the internet.  I don’t really know how I feel about this, but I think it’s a good thing that most people out there will finally know that we are the real deal.  Anyway, if you want to check them out, click on the links below.

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3
Video 4
Video 5

Don’t know how I feel about being exposed in the footage, but I guess like Mystery, I’ll have to deal with the recognition.  =)

Thundercat

Extramask is the King of Cyber…

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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 1/23/04

Yes, yes, it has happened yet again.  The mother fucking Extramask has updated his website with his latest batch of craziness.  Apparently, his popularity is growing, as Extramask points out a discussion board that is devoted totally to his unique brand of psychosis.  Although, I really don’t see what the big controversy is.  I mean, who’s cock doesn’t like to listen to that 50 Cent/NIN song?  He’s just telling it like it is!!!

Case in point, he pretty much nailed the way us webmasters live.  Exerpt:

Webmasters are really cool because I am one. I like webmaster because they look really cool and have cool, hardcore and rebellious things to write! They’re always telling it like it is! I’m a webmaster!

He took the words right out of my mouth.  =)  Anyway, he has uploaded new audio of the most hilarious cyber-sex I’ve ever heard.  As usual, Extramask doesn’t disappoint.  He even throws in a link to a really fucking hard flash game where you have to assassinate Justin Timberlake.

God, I love this site.  Check it out here.

Thundercat

This is just Wrong…

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I found this on Roosh’s Log.  It is truely one of the wierdest fucking things I’ve ever heard of.  You can read it here.

This guy must have been one or Ross’s students.  =)

Thundercat

New Extramask!

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The Extramask site just got an update.  If you like 50 Cent, and if you like NIN, chances are you’ll like this update.  Also, there’s a new story about an innocent young cat who turns into a car, and his balls.  Yes, I’m talking about THOSE balls.  Just be sure you’re not using Netscape, or the site will tell you to fuck off (I learned this the hard way).  You can find it at:

www.extramask.com

Until then, enjoy the madness.

Thundercat

More Feminator Fun

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Found another Feminator post on ASF.  This guy is too funny.  Learn what not to do by reading this:

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Topic: FEMINATOR IS BACK! New $$$ night time method (1 of 9), Read 516 times   
Conf: >> Tactics / Techniques 
From: feminator 15081978@bluewin.ch 
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2003 08:24 PM   

My new night time method

1. I counter clearly Bitch shields, the AFC dating frame and ASD…

2.I show her, that i want to sleep with her, but i still remain a challenge.

3. I am making out with her ASAP. I don’t give her more than 10 hours for fuck close.

FIELD TESTED EXAMPLES

"Hey i don’t know you for so long, but you are definitely my type…"

"…this doesn’t mean, that i want to sleep with you or that we can have a relationship together, because for that a girl needs much more …"

Example of field tested deactivation of bitch shield

"I don’t like girls, who are playing with men. A lot of beautiful women think that they have much more value than others. For me beauty is common and i don’t like arrogant girls, who are trying to be more important than others. I can only love a girl, who shows me very directly, that she deeply cares about me and who gives me the feeling of being very important for her, otherwise i can’t trust her and i walk away…"

-> More positive and negative stories about bitch shields possible, if necessary!

Example of field tested deactivation of the dating frame

Have you ever noticed, that many guys already think they have a close relationship with a girl, before they kissed or slept with her… I mean for me this is strange… Sex is very important for me. Dates is something i enjoy more after sex, haha, just a joke ;-) but seriously, when i don’t kiss a girl very quickly, she becomes only a friend for me. This happens very quickly, when i know a girl for more than 10 hours!

(Later i was checking all the time my clock with a smile… "So i know you for 9 hours, haha." She said:"No this doesn’t count, it was only 6 hours and you walked all the time away yesterday." I said:"I do this all the time with just friend girls." Then 10 minutes later we kissed) 

-> More positive and negative stories about dating frames possible, if necessary!

Example of field tested deactivation of the ASD

I only like girls, who are not cheap sluts… Girls with personality and social value… but at the same time it’s also appreciated, when a girl thinks all the time about sex and shows this to me… I mean sex is natural … For example, when i touch or kiss somebody i really like with this special feeling of trust and connection, i feel very good… etc.
If a girls is not open for kissing or touching me, i would walk away very quickly! 

-> More positive and negative stories about ASD possible, if necessary!

PS: 
This is just a short summary. I am currently very busy in the field! Any comments appreciated!
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You can read the whole thread here:

http://www.fastseduction.com/discussion/read?121398,16

Thundercat

Some Random Craziness

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/19/03

Okay, it may be due to sleep deprivation, or the voices in my head have been getting louder, but I’ve dug up a few old pictures of mine and decided to have a little random fun.  Is it seduction related?  Only if you go Gunwitch I suppose.

Thundercat

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FDA PANEL APPROVES OTC “MORNING-BEFORE” PILL

February 4, 2004 by  
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**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/18/03

Hey guys,

Found this little bit of satire by Scott Ott on Scrappleface.  Thought it was funny and that I’d post it.

Thundercat

FDA Panel Approves OTC ‘Morning-Before’ Pill

A Food and Drug Administration (FDA) panel has approved over-the-counter sales of the so-called ‘morning-before’ pill. Although experts disagree over how the pill works, it seems to prevent unwanted pregnancy by attacking the problem at its source in the human brain.

The drug is an emergency pre-emptive contraceptive known as “Plan A”, which, when taken 48-72 hours before potential unprotected sex, is 100 percent effective in preventing pregnancy.

Rather than causing a quick abortion, like the so-called ‘morning after’ pills, Plan A works on the cerebrum in the brain to actually keep women from getting into sexual situations in the first place.

“It seems to knock some sense into them, clinically speaking,” said one unnamed FDA researcher. “After taking Plan A, our test subjects intuitively understood what men were really thinking. They no longer believed the words ‘I love you’ when it was just an inducement to sexual activity. In fact, they avoided situations where they might be alone together with any man to whom they were not married.”

Scientists continue to work on a male version of the drug, also known as the ‘personal responsibility’ pill.

The Extra-FUCKING-Mask!

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Okay, I’ve gotten to meet a few characters as I travel around the world and meet up with various pick-up artists.  But none quite fall into the same category of the infamous “2-6.”  Yes, there is a PUA who’s handle is none other than 2-6 (pronounced twenty-six) because the dude was a virgin until the age of 26.  Regardless of that little fact, 2-6 is one of the nicest, coolest guys I’ve met in the community.  Not only that, he is funny as hell.  So funny, in fact, that he is pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.

His website is extramask.com.  It’s like Tom Green meets Charlie Manson with a healthy dose of the psychosis that sets in with semen backlog.  Its manic, twisted, disturbing, and hilarious — much like most of my sarges.  His most recent song about gay sex had me on the floor, I was laughing so hard.

It is a personal goal of mine to spread the word far and wide about the comic stylings of Extramask.  Its not for everyone, but that’s what makes it great.  Be sure to check it out and give 2-6 a reason to update his website.

WARNING:  Not for people with heart problems or small children.

www.extramask.com

Go there.  Don’t be a fucking pussy.

Thundercat

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