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Wow.

This is why I love the internet.  Imagine taking videogames and boobs and combining them into a series of awesome awesome movies.

A UK Site called NUTS got some hot chicks, had them get naked, greased them up, and then had them play the Wii, and videotaped the dang thing.

Pure Internet Gold.

Check it out here.

The Perfect Girlfriend

If only there was really a girl out there like this…

MANtage

Now this is a great movie…

Weird Sex Laws

It’s no secret that there are laws in certain states governing sex… but boy oh boy, are some of those laws STRANGE.  Check out this list of amazingly weird sex laws.

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World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

Playing The Game

Luckiest.  Nintendo.  Ever.

When Women Need Glasses…

 
   

 

 

     

 

The moral of the story:  Manage a girl’s expectations!

How To Seduce A Geeky Girl

So over on this site called Tech.Chick.Blog, the author wrote a post about how guys can score with a geeky girl.  So if you’re a dude to knows all the blueprints to the Starship Enterprise, this is a must-check-out for you.

1) Why do geek girls find geek guys attractive? Does it go beyond the
ill-fitting clothes, the recent stench of stale pizza and spilled mountain
dew, and the CRT radiation-burned eyeballs?

    That look is one of a man who is almost guaranteed to know a few good Borg jokes, think you look cute with glasses on, and would jump at the chance to spend the entire weekend watching all three extended versions of LOTR in a row (while going through six pots of coffee) with you.

2) What can a geek guy do to get a geek girl to notice him?

    OK, boys.  This goes for every girl, not just the she-geeks:  Remember the names of her pets.   They double as her best friends, roommates, and babies, so you’d better know who is who.  Oh, that works if she has kids too.

    If she is nobody’s mommy, then ask her permission to add her as a friend on__(web 2.0 site)__. Why? Because you get an auto-halo for extra manners, and it makes you stand out.

3) Does a geek girl judge a geek guy on the technology that he surrounds
himself with?

    No, as long as nothing is from pre-2002. Or the technology of personal pleasure.

4) True/False: Geek girls are more affectionate than non-geek girls. Why?

    False in my case. I hate poetry, romantic movies, and long walks on the beach. Why? Because none of that stuff is funny, and I prefer to be laughing.

5) What is the one conversation topic that a geek girl can’t resist?

    Anything that involves you seeking her opinion on something, you listening to what it is, and you not staring at her breasts the whole time she’s talking.  And just make sure you aren’t asking her opinion of your naked photos.

6) Have you ever used your girl geekiness to sway the outcome of an event
that a geek boy controlled? Say, for example, your ability to acquire an
Xbox 360 on the day of release?

    YES. Why wouldn’t I? These things are like magic…melons.

7) Do geek boys make better longterm relationship partners that non-geeks?
Why?

    Yes. Because the couple that stumbles together, stays together.

True/False: Geek girls are impressed by geek boys that continuously show them how much smarter they are.

    False. Intelligence is totally seductive, but don’t try to flaunt it. Especially when you know I’ll beat you.

9) Amongst the members of the tribe ‘geek’, sexism does not exist. All
geeks are created equal, therefore all are paid equal. Is this true in your
experience?

    IT is like any other industry, and that question is boring.

10) What is the worst pick up line that a geek boy has used on you?

    “Wanna star in my podcast?” (see #5)

She forgot a couple VITAL techniques to use on Geek Girls that almost always work.  I’ll try and outline them for you guys out there who are into these types of chicks.

1.  Brush up on your anime.  Most geek girls are into some type of Japanese cartoon, so it helps your cause if you’ve seen "Vampire Hunter D" or something like that.

2.  Most geek girls really resent pop-culture pretty girls like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc.  So if you make fun of those types of girls, you’ll score major points with your geek chick.

3.  Most geek girls will be into some type of massive multiplayer online game (usually warcraft).  Ask her about her character and next time you go on the game, look her up to socialize.

4.  If the girl’s not a tech geek, she might be a theater geek.  In that case, you may need to learn a thing or two about musicals and acting.

5.  Remember that every girl operates pretty much the same way emotionally, so at some point, you’re going to have to move away from the geeky stuff and appeal to the feminine side of her like you would any other girl.

6.  Geek girls seem to like sarcasm, so if you can be a little sarcastic with your humor, that can go a long way.  (I think this is because intelligent people pick up on sarcasm really well!)

Okay, I’m sure there’s more stuff you can do to score with a geek chick, I just can’t think of anything else.  If you have some tips in this area, leave a comment in this thread.

If Women Ruled The World…

Ha, ha, this is too funny…

I found a page with some pictured of the way things would be if women ruled the world.  Oddly enough, I think they are scary accurate!  =)

Click Here To See A Vision Of The World If Women Ruled It!

I think my favorite is the picture of the car lot.  It’s so true!

How Porn Influences Your Social Life

This graph pretty much sums it up…

Special 4th Of July Post: Drunk Girl Does Anal Fireworks

Okay, so I took the 4th of July week off from posting, mainly so I could go have some fun in the sunny California weather and enjoy a nice BBQ.  But to celebrate the 4th of July and America’s Independence, I want to share with you a little video that both celebrates our freedoms and reminds us how awesome America is.

And that, my friends, is a video of a drunk girl firing bottle rockets from her ass.

Not only does she have a very nice ass, but the video is quite funny!

Enjoy!  And God Bless America!

Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around

Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites.  Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say.  (Brilliant, isn’t it?)  These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com.  The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening.  Check out my favorites:

Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]

Wow.  Just… wow.

Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around

Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites.  Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say.  (Brilliant, isn’t it?)  These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com.  The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening.  Check out my favorites:

Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]

Wow.  Just… wow.

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