How To Seduce A Geeky Girl

So over on this site called Tech.Chick.Blog, the author wrote a post about how guys can score with a geeky girl.  So if you’re a dude to knows all the blueprints to the Starship Enterprise, this is a must-check-out for you.

1) Why do geek girls find geek guys attractive? Does it go beyond the
ill-fitting clothes, the recent stench of stale pizza and spilled mountain
dew, and the CRT radiation-burned eyeballs?

    That look is one of a man who is almost guaranteed to know a few good Borg jokes, think you look cute with glasses on, and would jump at the chance to spend the entire weekend watching all three extended versions of LOTR in a row (while going through six pots of coffee) with you.

2) What can a geek guy do to get a geek girl to notice him?

    OK, boys.  This goes for every girl, not just the she-geeks:  Remember the names of her pets.   They double as her best friends, roommates, and babies, so you’d better know who is who.  Oh, that works if she has kids too.

    If she is nobody’s mommy, then ask her permission to add her as a friend on__(web 2.0 site)__. Why? Because you get an auto-halo for extra manners, and it makes you stand out.

3) Does a geek girl judge a geek guy on the technology that he surrounds
himself with?

    No, as long as nothing is from pre-2002. Or the technology of personal pleasure.

4) True/False: Geek girls are more affectionate than non-geek girls. Why?

    False in my case. I hate poetry, romantic movies, and long walks on the beach. Why? Because none of that stuff is funny, and I prefer to be laughing.

5) What is the one conversation topic that a geek girl can’t resist?

    Anything that involves you seeking her opinion on something, you listening to what it is, and you not staring at her breasts the whole time she’s talking.  And just make sure you aren’t asking her opinion of your naked photos.

6) Have you ever used your girl geekiness to sway the outcome of an event
that a geek boy controlled? Say, for example, your ability to acquire an
Xbox 360 on the day of release?

    YES. Why wouldn’t I? These things are like magic…melons.

7) Do geek boys make better longterm relationship partners that non-geeks?
Why?

    Yes. Because the couple that stumbles together, stays together.

True/False: Geek girls are impressed by geek boys that continuously show them how much smarter they are.

    False. Intelligence is totally seductive, but don’t try to flaunt it. Especially when you know I’ll beat you.

9) Amongst the members of the tribe ‘geek’, sexism does not exist. All
geeks are created equal, therefore all are paid equal. Is this true in your
experience?

    IT is like any other industry, and that question is boring.

10) What is the worst pick up line that a geek boy has used on you?

    “Wanna star in my podcast?” (see #5)

She forgot a couple VITAL techniques to use on Geek Girls that almost always work.  I’ll try and outline them for you guys out there who are into these types of chicks.

1.  Brush up on your anime.  Most geek girls are into some type of Japanese cartoon, so it helps your cause if you’ve seen "Vampire Hunter D" or something like that.

2.  Most geek girls really resent pop-culture pretty girls like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc.  So if you make fun of those types of girls, you’ll score major points with your geek chick.

3.  Most geek girls will be into some type of massive multiplayer online game (usually warcraft).  Ask her about her character and next time you go on the game, look her up to socialize.

4.  If the girl’s not a tech geek, she might be a theater geek.  In that case, you may need to learn a thing or two about musicals and acting.

5.  Remember that every girl operates pretty much the same way emotionally, so at some point, you’re going to have to move away from the geeky stuff and appeal to the feminine side of her like you would any other girl.

6.  Geek girls seem to like sarcasm, so if you can be a little sarcastic with your humor, that can go a long way.  (I think this is because intelligent people pick up on sarcasm really well!)

Okay, I’m sure there’s more stuff you can do to score with a geek chick, I just can’t think of anything else.  If you have some tips in this area, leave a comment in this thread.