Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around

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Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites.  Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say.  (Brilliant, isn’t it?)  These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com.  The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening.  Check out my favorites:

Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]

Wow.  Just… wow.

Robotic Wingman On American Inventor

So I found this video from the TV show American Inventor, you know – that show where people pitch their crazy ideas to a panel of judges and get berated for their trouble?  Sure, it’s not as fun to watch as American Idol, but they do have some interesting characters on there.

Anyway, one of the contestants had an idea for a "pocket wingman" to help you figure out which girls at the bar were interested in you.  It’s a good idea – in theory – but it just wouldn’t work.  Check out what the judges had to say…

Top 10 Rejection Lines For Men And Women

All right, so we’ve all heard one line or another that basically tells us the other person is not interested in us, but what are they REALLY saying?  Check out this top ten list…

Women Say:
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my Dad.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)

5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)

Hmmm.  Interesting.  Now, what do GUYS mean when they say these things?

Men Say:
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)

6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)

5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)

2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)

1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)

Yep.  That pretty much sums it up!

Does Anal Sex Make Your Butt Bigger?

Okay, I found a blog post commenting on this that I found really entertaining…

My Whirl: This was extracted from a web health forum site. It is the funniest stuff I have ever read on a forum. Someone is really naive and its not the boyfriend.

The Question:

I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there. I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt bigger. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of this? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?

ROFL.  That’s the most ingenious lie to get anal sex I’ve ever heard.  Ah, what guys will say to stick it up the butt.

Something Awful vs. FastSeduction.com

If you’ve never heard of SomethingAwful.com, you haven’t been having much fun on the Internet.  Basically, it’s a website that makes fun of… well, everything.  It can be a really cool place to surf through and have a good laugh if you’re bored.

Anyway, it seems Something Awful finally turned its sights on the seduction community’s hub – fastseduction.com.  In what is a really HUGE article, a Something Awful contributor who goes by the name of Hassan Mikal really combs through the fastseduction.com boards and pokes fun at the way things work over there.

Check it out by clicking here:  Something Awful Hates Fast Seduction

It’s a massive 6 page article, but most of that is screencaps of posts from mASF users.  It’s a pretty funny article.  I just hope Mr. Mikal doesn’t ever get around to reading MY site, lol!

The Video Gamer’s Guide On How To Keep A Girl

We all know that guys who are into video games (like REALLY into them, who spend the better part of every day playing video games) seem to have trouble keeping women around.  After all, a man cannot serve two mistresses, and one will eventually have to go.

I recently came across a fantastic guide that gives the gamer-guys some fantastic tips on how to keep a girl around.  Check it out…

Read more

The Video Gamer’s Guide On How To Keep A Girl

We all know that guys who are into video games (like REALLY into them, who spend the better part of every day playing video games) seem to have trouble keeping women around.  After all, a man cannot serve two mistresses, and one will eventually have to go.

I recently came across a fantastic guide that gives the gamer-guys some fantastic tips on how to keep a girl around.  Check it out…

Read more

The Video Gamer’s Guide On How To Keep A Girl

We all know that guys who are into video games (like REALLY into them, who spend the better part of every day playing video games) seem to have trouble keeping women around.  After all, a man cannot serve two mistresses, and one will eventually have to go.

I recently came across a fantastic guide that gives the gamer-guys some fantastic tips on how to keep a girl around.  Check it out…

Read more

The “Cholo” Method

If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo."  Apparently, it’s damn effective.

Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.

The “Cholo” Method

If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo."  Apparently, it’s damn effective.

Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.

The “Cholo” Method

If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo."  Apparently, it’s damn effective.

Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.

Alanis Morrisette – My Humps

If you’re a fan of popular music (or even if you’re a hater), you’ve probably heard the ridiculous, albeit catchy, song by the Black Eyed Peas called "My Humps," ostensibly about a hot chick who uses her body to wrap men around her little finger.  (Words like "humps" and "lady lumps" are used in place of "boobies."  Who says poetry is dead?)

Anyway, Canadian pop star Alanis Morrisette, and actual singer as opposed to someone like Fergi, decided to do a cover of My Humps, and not only is it funny as hell, but she actually managed to make the song GOOD!

Check it out…

Brilliant.

Happy Easter! (Belated)

I hope everyone had a happy Easter yesterday.

Here’s a special Easter surprise for all you guys who wonder what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days of the year.

(Hint:  He kicks a lot of ass!)  =)

The Ultimate Number Close

This is… well, it has to be seen to be believed.

 

Wow.  Just… Wow.

       

Mystery — The Clown?

Bigsend has a great artist rendition of Mystery on his excellent PUA blog.  He says his friend made it, and I must say, the guy has some talent!

Though the subtle notion of Mystery as a clown doesn’t sit well with me.  I mean, the guy does dress funny, but how many clowns get laid as much as he does?  Not many I bet.  Though what do I know?  I’m not a clown.  =)

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