The Pick Up Artist Season 2 Ep 1 Recap: Bling Bling
October 15, 2008 by Thundercat
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SPOILER ALERT: This recap contains spoilers for the first episode of the Pick Up Artist 2
Well, another year has gone by, which means its time for VH1 to grace the airwaves with yet another season of The Pick Up Artist – starring the one and only Mystery.
Yes, just when you thought it was safe to watch VH1 again, the network that has brought us such cultural icons as Flava Flav and evil Dustin Diamond, is now treating us to another 8 episodes of geeks getting different colored pendants for not embarrassing themselves in front of women. Huzzah!
The show starts off by reminding everyone about how Mystery is the world’s greatest pick up artist (and snazziest dresser!), telling us about how big of a geek he used to be by showing pictures of him holding a plastic spoon. Yes, it seems VH1′s definition of “loser who can’t get laid” is synonymous with guys who allow themselves to be photographed holding plastic cutlery.
Then we’re reminded of our favorite trainwrecks from last season – Kosmo, Brady, Joe D, Gay Joe, Spoon, Pradeep, Old Dude, and geeky guy who’s name I can’t remember – and how Mystery “helped” them. Now that Kosmo is a real Pick Up Artist, he’s been forced to shave his head, wear affliction t-shirts, and share with Mystery’s students the lessons he learned from living with Gay Joe the first season…
“Just open your mouth, don’t be afraid to experiment,” says Kosmo. (Yeah, people paid $2,000 to hear that bit of advice.)
Now that the recap’s over, its time to prepare ourselves for a new season of the Pick Up Artist, where the challenge is even BIGGER (i.e. the contestants are geekier, gayer, uglier, and asianer). Also, I’m sure the challenge had a little to do with the fact that women are now on guard for hidden camera pick ups. But whatever.
Matador is back as Mystery’s wingman, sporting a new beard and a greasier wig. J-Dog is out, and now Tara is in, so she gets to bring her milkshake to the yard every episode now. Whether or not she’ll be forced to tongue-down the contestants is still up in the air, but we shall see.
What makes Tara qualified to teach guys how to meet women? “I’m a woman!” she exclaims. Yay. So’s my mom, but that doesn’t mean her advice for getting chicks is any good. Where’s that other girl from the first season? She was way hotter than Tara and didn’t talk as much. Give her the wingwoman spot, fer cryin’ out loud.
Anyway, cue the show intro, and its time to start another season of awkwardness on the Pick Up Artist.
So we start off in a new location – Arizona. How do we know its Arizona? Because there’s a cactus! Lord knows there weren’t any of those in Texas. But we really know Arizona was chosen due to the fact that its legal to videotape people against their will there.
The 9 unlucky lamers walk down the dusty, sun scorched street as they head towards Project Arizona, letting us know such deep confessionals as “I’ve never had a girlfriend,” “I’m a virgin,” and “I used to suck dick for cocaine.” (Oops, sorry, that was something Gay Joe said last season.)
I noticed there are no Indian guys this season. Guess they learned their lesson from Pradeep. Instead they upped the Asian factor from one to two. Oh yeah, they also seemed to up the “boring white guy” quotient. Four minutes into the show, and I’m already wishing someone would start joking about feces.
There’s a surprise waiting for the lamers when they get to Project Arizona – namely a swimming pool full of models in bikinis. Who wants to bet Tara is among them? Any takers? Anyone?
“Hi guys!” exclaims Tara.
Wow, this season is full of surprises already.
Contestant Simeon is beside himself when an actual real, live girl starts talking to him. I love how his issue isn’t “Virgin” or “Shy Guy,” its “Hyperactive,” which apparently is VH1 code for “We have a potential sex offender here.”
After the lamers run away screaming from the pretty girls, they get to choose their bunkbeds and introduce themselves to the audience. Hyperactive Simeon (pronounced Sim-eee-on) talks about how he used to live on a boat, which is the perfect venue for dumping the bodies after he’s done molesting them, apparently. Oh yeah, he’s also a really shitty poet.
Carl works at Radio Shack. He’s “Heartbroken” because the only girl he’s ever had sex with was cheating on him. That’s not too unusual when you pay for sex apparently, but don’t tell Carl that.
Then there’s Matt, who likens himself to Austin Powers. VH1 says he’s insecure about his looks, so yeah, I can see the whole Austin Powers thing. However Austin Powers was very entertaining, and Matt’s about as entertaining as watching linoleum peal on a hot day.
Now we’ve got Greg, who looks like he just got done shooting a caveman commercial for Geico. VH1 says his biggest issue is that his voice cracks around women. Either that, or he’s still going through puberty, which seems a bit more likely.
Now we have Brian, one of the token Asians on the show. It looks like he’s this season’s annoying guy, taking the Pradeep mantle. How can we tell he’s annoying? Well, the hair is a dead giveaway, as is the fact that he’s fuckin’ annoying. (He asked if the Bidet is a toilet or a sink for god’s sake. Already, he’s trying to steal Pradeep’s thunder with the poop humor.)
The other Asian is Kevin, who actually seems pretty normal and well adjusted. He says he went to Mystery as his last resort because he keeps getting shot down over and over again. But the guy isn’t bad looking and seems to keep in shape, so my guess is he just needs to know how to keep from boring girls. I smell possible ringer with Kevin. We shall see.
Now we get Fat Boy Alex, who I guess is this season’s comic relief since he seems to have raided Heavy D and the Boyz closet for his wardrobe. He says women always see him as gay. Maybe he should stop wearing jewelry? I’m sure that would go a long way to convincing people he likes pussy. But what do I know?
Then there’s Todd, who’s big thing is never having had a girlfriend. He seems to know a few hot chicks who just see him as their emotional tampon. No surprise there. It looks like Todd might be this season’s Brady. Fairly normal guy with absolutely no personality.
Finally, there’s Rian, the 28 year old virgin. Could his virginity be caused by the fact that he’s a grown man who sleeps with beanie babies? Time will tell.
Right now, if I had to put money on it, I’d say that this years finalists will be Todd and Asian Kevin. We shall see, but just remember, you heard it here first.
Now its time for Mystery to call the lamers. Apparently, Virgin mobile told Mystery to go suck it this season, so instead of the annoying product placement, we get a speakerphone. Now he’s sending them all to meet him downtown on Destination Manhood. (That’s the name of the freakin’ bus for those of you who never saw season 1.)
On the way downtown, the lamers talk all about how awesome Mystery is. Simone looks like he’s on a three day meth binge talking about the dude, and Fat Gay Alex is practically verbalizing his homosexual fantasy about trying on Mystery’s PVC pants.
Finally, the students meet Mystery. The lamers are all really impressed with his medallion, cowboy hat, and goggles. I’m hoping to see the return of the fuzzy top hat soon, personally. But I think Mystery’s wardrobe is best summed up by Asian Brian, who poetically exclaims: “This guy is smokin’ BALLS tonight!” (Be still Fat Gay Alex)
No one seems to notice the raccoon skin vest Matador is sporting. Poor Matador, no one ever says he’s smokin’ BALLS tonight. Side note: Next time any of you guys see Matador, let him know that Thundercat hopes he’s smokin’ BALLS that night, just so he doesn’t feel left out anymore.
Then, Mystery gets the ball rolling by saying: “For those of you who do not yet know who I am (pause)… I… (pause)… (keep pausing)… (still pausing)… (for the love of god, stop pausing)… (longest pregnant pause in history)… (Jesus Christ on a stick, we already know your freakin’ name, stop pausing!!!!)… am Mystery.”
Mystery then introduces his wings – Matador and Tara. It seems Matador is going to be sporting his sleeveless vests the whole season to show off his guns. (How many push ups does he do before the cameras start rolling, I wonder?) It looks like he’s trying to shed his Gay Indian Cowboy image in favor of a new, more powerful Gay S&M Indian image. You go, boy!
Then there’s Tara, who apparently refuses to wear black so she can gell with Mystery and Matador. She says “Hi guys” for the billionth time in 16 minutes. Kill me now. At least she seems to be able to put together a coherent sentence for the show. Simeon can’t seem to wait to get her on his boat and dump her body in the middle of the ocean. How romantic.
Mystery starts talking about how their lives are going to change. “One day, you’ll be so good at this,” he explains, “That you will be able to teach it to your sons. Except those of you I kick off the show of course. You guys are just screwed.”
He then goes on to say:
“Only one man will win $50,000. Only one man will earn the title, The Pick Up Artist.”
Simeon falls on the ground and has an epileptic seizure while masturbating simultaneously. I didn’t know that was possible until just now. Thank you VH1′s the Pick Up Artist. You teach me so much.
Now the first twist in introduced as the show announces the students must all embarrass themselves on national TV by showing Mystery their skills right now. Austin Matt Powers exclaims “Mystery drops this bombshell on us that we’re going to be starting tonight!” Uh, dude, did you see season 1? They always start things off this way. Oh well.
Mystery explains how the entire club has been equipped with hidden cameras, and they’ll be watching the student’s every move. This obviously worries Simeon, since he apparently planned to roll around in his own feces in the corner of the club at some point.
“Let the game begin!” says Mystery, as this seasons Lamers file into the Acme Bar & Grill.
Now we get VH1 telling us there are no actors in the club, except of course for the models they hired to be in there, oh yeah, and the plants they put in among the contestants. But really, who’s counting?
First up is Asian Kevin, who is sweating profusely. Whether this is due to the fact that he’s in the club, that he’s Asian, or that he’s in the middle of ARIZONA, is unclear. He complains that he has Swamp Ass. Little does he know that’s Barry Kirkey’s boyfriend, not his. Prepare to be flamed on Revolution 31 Asian Kevin!!!
AK doesn’t seem to have a problem approaching sets. Like I guessed earlier, he just has no idea what to say to girls when he starts talking. I’m confident now that he’ll make it to the finals, as long as keeps his swamp ass under control.
AK asks his girls if he could “Dig a little deeper.” Matador exclaims “Not even I would say something like that!” And as we all know, there is very little Matador would not say… that hasn’t been previously approved by Mystery, anyway. Though AK strikes out with the girls, Matador does compliment him by saying “He’s got some balls.” Unfortunately, he did not say he was SMOKING BALLS. That compliment is apparently reserved only for Mystery.
Now we got Austin M. Powers. After a little hesitation, AMP approaches with the “What kind of drink is that?” line. Not bad. Then the follow up: “How much was it?” Um… okay. Finally, he ends the approach with “Thank you.” Yeah baby. Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.
Now we have Todd, the emotional tampon. He’s my other choice for finalist, let’s see how he does. He approaches without too much trouble, but his line is pretty lame. Matador observes there’s some “disingenuousness” (is that even a word?) with Todd’s approach. Maybe if he was wearing a raccoon skin vest and a long hair wig, he’d be more genuine, eh?
Now its Caveman Greg’s turn. I keep waiting for him to scream “ME HAVE BO-NAR!” really loudly and start clubbing women over the head with his rape stick, but then I remember he’s one of those sensitive cavemen who do the Geiko commercials, so instead I just have to suffer through another boring conversation. Snarf.
Now its time for Pradeep, er, I mean Asian Brian to make an ass of himself. Will we get a pickup laced with shit humor? Only time will tell. AB is all about the teeth apparently, since he can’t stop talking about how white the girl’s teeth are. Smooth talker this one. AB tries to continue to be smooth by talking about how much he loves the heat. The girl shoots him down pretty quick. Apparently she’s a racist who hates Asian guys. Either that, or she’s a typical white chick. You decide.
Now Simeon is up. Oh God, I hope he knows enough not to start sniffing girl’s asses right away. I’m actually nervous watching this one. Apparently his serial killer charm is not lost on Tara, who astutely comments about how he can look “sexually disheveled.” I guess that’s VH1′s way of saying “he looks like a serial killer who doesn’t bathe.” Simeon doesn’t waste time being freakin’ annoying as shit, and any fantasy Tara might have had about him choking her to death goes right out the window as she says “He’s the annoying creepy guy right now.” Uh, he was always the annoying creepy guy, sweetheart. Get with the program.
Rian’s turn. Tara says he needs a makeover. Mystery says he’s already shit his pants. Matador says he needs a sleaveless raccoon vest. I’ll give it to Rian, he may seem like a loser, but at least he makes the approach. Kudos for him.
Now we have Karl, the head, charging through the club. He looks like he’s running a sprint. Either the guy is really focused, or he’s really got to pee. Karl tries to start up a conversation, but the girl’s friend says “Why she’s talking to him? Just look at the size of his head! Its like talking to an Orange on a toothpick!” Owch.
Finally we have Fat Gay Alex. He’s got his Mr. T bling on. It does its job, people notice it. Mystery says “I guess he thinks that’s peacocking.” Uh, isn’t it? Maybe it’s not peacocking if you don’t incorporate goggles or a sleeveless vest of some type? Who knows. Fat Gay Alex is getting a lot of attention from the bling. He just has no clue what to do with it. Mystery says “Not only does he look sad, but I feel sad for him.” If you feel so sad for him dude, just order Tara to make out with him for a while! I bet she’d do it.
So now that we’ve gotten to see how bad everyone is, we get to see how the pros do it. Mystery starts stripping off his peacock gear to show you don’t have to rely on gimmicks – like fame, celebrity, wingmen, magic tricks, a best selling novel, etc. – to get girls. Notice how Matador doesn’t want to take off his vest, though. Interesting.
So Mystery and his wings enter the club and do their thing. Simeon looks like he’s about to start masturbating again as he watches Mystery use his mad magic skills to entertain women. Matador seems to like to use aliases when he meets women (probably to throw off the police reports filed afterward). I hear him use “Vince” and “James” in his approaches. I’m convinced without his raccoon skin vest, he’d be powerless here in Arizona. I guess we’ll find out.
I did however notice Tara didn’t pick up any women. What up with that? She sucks!!!!!
After the demonstration of mad PUA skillz, Mystery sends the lamers back to Project Arizona to prepare for the next day’s challenge.
The next day, Mystery takes his students out for their obligatory make-over. You know, the time where they get to change from nerdy clothes to downright ridiculous clothes? Yeah, that.
Apparently the events of last night have turned Mystery’s clothes beige. Never a good sign. Though that doesn’t stop Matador from explaining to the students how he checks Mystery out whenever he walks into a room. Don’t you want to be like Mystery guys? Dress so Matador wants to check you out!
Mystery explains that the challenge today is to create your own unique avatar. Thanks to the magic of VH1′s pop-up technology, we know that means “Persona Image.” Now the guys get to play dress up – Fat Gay Alex’s dream come true.
Tara is busy helping the guys out. She seems to be doing a better job than Matador. Simeon comes out dressed like a gay John Travolta impersonator.
“What are you, on drugs?” jokes Matador.
“Oh yeah,” says Simeon. “All kinds. Mostly anti-psychotics. Want some?”
“No thanks,” says Matador. “I still got an 8-ball chillin in my raccoon skin vest.”
Poor Rian is so overwhelmed with picking out clothes, he starts crying. Where’s his security blanket when you need it? He’s so pathetic, he even starts making Tara cry. Gosh. Maybe the reason he’s still a virgin is because he’s so depressing he makes every girl around him burst into tears? Only time will tell.
Then Austin M Powers is sent off to the dentist to get the huge HGH gap in his teeth fixed. I had no idea being a PUA meant expensive dental work! And all this time I was focused on lines and routines. Silly me.
After the shopping trip, its off to get the hair done. Oh, this should be fun!
Everyone’s getting washed, rinsed, colored, and cut. Asian Brian is spelling. In my head, I spell S-H-U-T-T-H-E-F-U-C-K-U-P. Caveman gets his cro-mag hair chopped off. Asian Kevin gets his eyebrow pierced. Simeon begins speaking in tongues. Its all good.
Now its time for the tanning and waxing. Just when I thought this show couldn’t get any weirder, we get Rian in speedoes getting spray tanned and Austin M Powers getting his body hair ripped out as his friends stand by and laugh at his pain. Awesome.
Now that the make-overs are done, its time to go back to Project Arizona. Fat Gay Alex symbolically throws away his massive gold chain. Congratulations, you just got rid of the only accessory that could possibly compete with Mystery’s goggles. Hope your happy, douchebag.
Now Matador and Tara show up with some food to help celebrate the student’s new looks. Its time for the big reveal of the new and improved lamers. Matador is, of course, wearing another sleeveless vest, only instead of raccoon skin, it’s 80′s red leather. Score! Nothing says BBQ like red leather vests, baby.
First up to be revealed is Simeon, who looks way less like a serial killer now. Impressive. You can tell he still wants to masturbate on Tara’s corpse though. (Its all in the eyes!)
Now we’ve got Rian, who still walks like a geek with his pants up by his armpits. Tara likes the change, but I doubt she’d ever say anything bad for fear of making Rian cry again.
Now it’s AK’s turn. Dude looks good. Definitely a shot for the finalist position. Same goes for Todd. It’ll be between these two at the end, I’m convinced.
Fat Gay Alex is out next. He still looks fat and gay. They should have told him to go more with the suit look like they did with Joe D in season 1. Simeon screams out “GQ,” though weather he was talking about Alex or just trying to control a turrets flare-up is anyone’s guess.
Now Asian Brian comes out. Is it just me, or does he look exactly the same? I guess he’s not wearing his hot pink “Models Wanted” t-shirt, so that’s an improvement. Tara says he looks like Kung-Fu Master Of The Universe. Obviously, Tara is not a fan of Kung Fu.
The Head is up next. He’s definitely improved with his make-over! His head doesn’t look nearly as big as it used to. Nice.
Now it’s time for Austin M Powers. He looks good, and the caps on his teeth make a world of difference. AMP is all about making people feel the “Sexual Activity.” Does he make you randy, baby? Yeeeeaaaahhhh.
Caveman comes out and is COMPLETELY unrecognizable. Huge change. The guy actually looks good! Its so easy, even this caveman can do it. Way to go!
After a brief BBQ, Mystery graces the party (complete with the return of the goggles – yay!) and compliments all the lamers before announcing he’s going to kick one of their sorry asses off the show. (cue dramatic music)
So Mystery has decided one of the guys is going home. Let me guess – is it the dude that cried like a bitch in the clothing store? I bet $10 it is!
“I have trained thousands and thousands of men,” Mystery claims. “And each of them has a spark inside them. And I don’t see that spark in one of you.” Hmmmm. Could that be a reference to the fact that Mystery refuses to train virgins because they’re just too hard to deal with? Rian’s a virgin, and he cries like a bitch… I’m feeling good about my bet!
Mystery keeps blabbing. Just get on with it and tell us who’s getting kicked already!!!
Uh oh… it sounds like Mystery is talking about Fat Gay Alex. They wouldn’t get rid of the fat guy this early on, would they?
And the loser is…
Fat Gay Alex.
Damn! Oh well, Mystery always gets rid of the most hopeless first. I guess poor Alex was just too Fat and too Gay to do anything for. And after he sacrificed his Gold Chain for you, Mystery! I hope he picks that chain up out of the trash before he leaves, just to stick it to Mystery’s jealous goggles.
So long Fat Gay Alex, we hardly knew ye. Don’t take it too hard, fat guys CAN get women. Gay guys CAN get women. I’m sure Fat Gay guys can get chicks too! You’ll be in my prayers. Just keep up with the bling and you’ll be okay my friend.
Sadly, I have to admit this season looks pretty darn good. I’m looking forward to seeing the rest of the Pick Up Artist Season 2, and doing more of these recaps. What did you guys think? Leave your thoughts in this thread.
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Glad you liked the show!
Pretty nice of TC to let all you chodes SPAM his board and all.
HAHHAHAHA Mystery looks like a fuckin’ pirate with welding torch goggles and Tara looks like a vegas hooker.
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dude, your writing made me want to write about the show. And then the more I read it, the more I realized you wrote it much better than I do. And then finally I realized you’re thundercat. And I was like, wha, this dude can write? Not bad
For some reason I thought it was someone else writing. This is awesome stuff, right on and great humor, 2!
Too bad the show isn’t available in Europe (as far as I know) so I can check out the chumps for myself. Please keep us posted with the sarcastic reviews!
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You shouldov never fucked with Barry Joseph
Asianer? Hey bitch you suck.
Apparently Mr. Gordon just feels that its impossible to get women in general or he would have replied to the last question asked of him.
He makes all these allegations but seems to not be able to back them up, which is why he always loses these lawsuits of his.
Im sure that the pickup artist show has an element of fake to it just like any other reality show. To say that the MM doesn’t work though is ignorant. It’s teaching you how to be interesting and witty, how to dress, how to talk. Hollywood is successful as they get thousands of people to watch their television shows using the same type of appeal. humor, interest, ect.
MM teaches you to be more like hollywood when your selling yourself. Some will find it shallow and empty while others will be drawn to it. Some won’t want to be troubled to sell out for some kind of an image while others will but to say that ANYTHING is a complete con and total swindling is unstable.
Mr. Gordan seems to have deep issues with himself and with women. He may have some accurate points but his tunnel vision on ripping apart everything that can help him or someone else is clearly LOCKED on finding all the reasons why stuff doesn’t work and with that attitude it most certainly wont.
Man I wish they had this series airing on over in Australia.
I reckon it would be epic.
Mystery is a freaking genuis. Pickup and business man.
Gotta love it.
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Hey Thundercat.
Thanks for the ep. review.
I really enjoyed it, and I’m sure all the rest of us did to. Just letting you know you’re appreciated.
Well, I’ll be sure to watch out for more of these later!
Keep the ladies regular.
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