Neil Strauss Sarges Jessica Alba
March 28, 2006 by Thundercat
Filed under News
I found this great video clip of when New York Times best selling author (and the most powerful of the Jedi) Neil Strauss, aka Style, was on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show with Jessica Alba, and actually demonstrated a few things on her. It wasn’t an out-and-out pick-up, per say, but Style did do a quick value elicitation on her, so if you guys ever run into Jessica Alba, you’ll know what to say.
Check out the video here…
Props to Donovan at the Attraction Chronicles for putting this one up. I think this clip was very entertaining and funny. The deck was really stacked against Style, but he pulls it off like the #1 PUA he is. Any other guy would have crashed and burned in that situation.
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I gotta stop reading this crap.
Everytime I read to the bottom of these forums I am left disappointed.
Neil Strauss didn’t ruin any thing. You guys are just pissed off, because you’re all affraid that if this shit gets main stream, then you dorks don’t get laid. Your mentality is pretty sad. I’ve always been the jerk, so there will be no problem for me
The fact of the matter is that, there are a million ways to go on a diet and get lean, people try and don’t suceed. There are bunch of newbiew who joined our local lair after the game and we never hear from them again after a week.
Once this shit gets mainstream (hopefully), people who want it bad enough will get good, other will come to this lair and post stupid shit.
Once thing that will change is “hey, can I get a female opinion” and the most popular techniques. I have my own shit, so I don’t really give a fuck. It will be kind of hard for you dorks. muhahahhaha
Anyone part of a NYC lair that could use a new member?
The fact of the matter is that, there are a million ways to go on a diet and get lean,
Once this shit gets mainstream (hopefully), people who want it bad enough will get good, other will come to this lair and post stupid shit.
Well thanks for posting dude. Keep up your weight loss goals. Remember: You aren’t fat, you’re just large and in charge!! Don’t let anyone tell you any different.
I would think you are the only one who wants to keep it hard for other guys. Cmon dude, this is a place to learn to pick up chicks. Im sure there are homo blogs elsewhere. You should probably try google. As far as that scat stuff goes, I can’t help you there… Hey but good luck! People here are interested in picking up women. Hopefully you try google again and find the gay-scat forums to post your fantasies.
Style definitely doesnt look the part of a PUA. He looks and talks like a fag…or nerd…same difference.
That you guys for being interested in my diet and yes, I love scat. Especially if it comes from looser like you guys. I read the shit you guys are writing here and I just can’t help feeling sorry for you fuckers. Get a life. There is no reason to be threatened about this community going public. Sure the game will change a little bit but not that much.
Again, people who are bashing are affraid that once this stuff gets public, they will not be able to get some ass. That’s not true. Don’t be affraid. Come up with your own openers and other gimics. Be creative like Neil. Just got back from sarging. Need to go to sleep cauz day gameing tomorrow as well as nights.
Go and be creative lovable loosers
it’s yo daddy
Feel sorry for me all you want, fat boy. I got three closes last night while you were at home surfing porn sites and wishing you could lose weight.
Honestly I don’t use any particular method so I could give a shit less about style revealing the methods. What I care about is the fact that he’s revealing something that was sort of a secret society and playing like he’s the fucking headmaster, all the while being a horrible ambassador. You don’t go on a fucking show and say, Im a pick up artist – Look At ME!! and then in the next breath talk about how a community of aspiring PUAs is filled with a bunch of Geeks. I don’t play Warcrap. I do however fuck girls and play video games with them. These girls are NOT by any means nerds either. They are very socially popular in their circles.
Style is claiming everyone is aGeek because he himself is a geek. He’s projecting his Own limiting beliefs on an entire community. He’s stereotypeing everyone from his own experience of his life. What kind of a fucking spokesperson is that.
If you’re gonna be a spokesperson about something, be a fucking good spokesperson. Say shit like – “Yea I’m good. The reason Im good is because I learned from some badass, slick motherfuckers who got their shit goin on. You should see these fucking guys pull attraction on these chicks. Shit we were out last night and Geese got three closes and kisses and everything. You know some of these guys started out as nerds, some of them had relationships that went south, some of them worked all the time and other guys are just in it for the fun of it. ANYONE can do this. There are people who come from all walks of life to learn an essential part of human nature.”
Instead he acted like an insecure dork and essentially pigeonholed everyone as a bunch of nerds. And now dipshits like you who read the game and worship a guy who could give two-shits about you or your personal development come here and think the same limited way he does; That because things aren’t going good for you that they can’t possibly be good for anyone else here who’s interested enough in discussing something they love freely without some other KJ looking over my sholder projecting his own limited beliefs upon me.
It’s negative fuckers like you who are filling this community up and tearing it down at the same time. Come here and bitch at guys because they like to talk about seduction. Nice. Keep it up buddy, it’s just slowing down your own personal growth.
When all is said and done I’ll still be getting laid and I’m a smooth enough guy where I’ll still pull some routines on chicks even if they have read the game or saw the movie. Thanks to your girlfriend style, this community might become a joke and it’s just too bad that he had to take it upon himself to do this shit. Irr-re-fucking-sponsible.
He can’t really ruin the methods, there’s too many of them. But thats another discussion. I always digress. I love Digressing. I have a hangover. And that’s the…
~Geese (if that makes any sense.)
Well, before Neils book I almost couldn’t get laid. After reading it, I fucked the brains out of my first Hb8,5 ###&///# Norwegian beauty!!! It took less than a month! Neil’s book was the necessary kick in the ass that opened my eyes. The message was. Get out there! Practice! Have fun! Crash and burn! Learn!! Well, I`m still learning, but my picking up skills are reaching new levels every week. Openers and routines aren’t such a big deal. But the inner game is! Without it, no success! First goal – 20 differend F# closes. One to go. Next goal 50!
dolphinhunter
dolphinhunter = someone marketing for style.
F# closes?
What are those?
You get the number and since you are not going to get laid, you punch a hole with your dick in the paper the girl jotted down the number. That’s an F# close.
It can also mean closing a musical piece half a step down from G or half a step up from F.
Thanks.
Your insight has fascinated me
Could someone just hack this site and delete it, because some of the stuff that comes out of it is complete crap. This has to be one of the most immature and geeky discussuion boards on the net.
Dude you’re just mad because your fake money making scam didn’t work out for you.
Ollie = smooth cocksucking Random.Samurai ripoff
I think the biggest KJ here is l8er. This fucking KJ posts 10 times a day. Go and get a fucking life you fucking looser.
Loser is spelled With one O
Who’s the retard now bitch?
Wouldn’t even surprise me if your native American or from the U.K.
Get back to school… RETARD.
Who’s the retard now bitch?
Wouldn’t even surprise me if your native American or from the U.K.
Get back to school… RETARD.
Hey Darkchild – what is wrong with being from the UK?
UK = gay!
Get it?
Tyrone, are you trying to say to me that you are gay?
You’re obviously a total newbtard, otherwise you would not aks this question!
ill take that as a yes arseface
U all sucks newbtard chode balls!!
I Pwnz u!
Nothing wrong with being from the U.K.
There is just something with being from the U.K. and not knowing how to spell “loser”, probably like that loser a few posts back.
Hey UK guy!
Stop tryin’ to hit on Tyrone! I understand you’re into black pricks, but there’s no chance he’s gonna let you vacuum him!
Give it up!
BTW, this is no gay blog, so please try not to express your homosexuality so clearly, then you might be honoured with some TOUGH LOVE!
Hey UK guy!
Stop tryin’ to hit on Tyrone! I understand you’re into black pricks, but there’s no chance he’s gonna let you vacuum him!
Give it up!
BTW, this is no gay blog, so please try not to express your homosexuality so clearly, then you might be honoured with some TOUGH LOVE!
So RSD is promising money back guarantees on their site now. Sounds good huh? Well I thought so too until I read the fine print: You must tell your instructor face to face at the end of the bootcamp that you did not like it and he will “try” to get you a refund.
hahahahahahahahhahaah
So first they have students fill out reviews in front of their instructors with them watching, and now they use even more social pressure tactics to bait people into thinking its risk free, but then come end of the bootcamp, the student will be shunned upon, put under the pressuure of a strong frame, and subjected to scrutiny if he asks for a refund.
What a bunch of fucking lamo dorks you are RSD. Tyler you have no business sense whatsoever.
Posted by: RSD is bullshit | Mar 30, 2006 10:31:57 AM
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I just couldn’t connect the TD I’ve read about with the TD I met. They were
like completely different people. The TD I saw was running sets that didn’t
look much different from the ones we do. The TD in my head? He lives on a whole
different plain of existence. Napkin was joking about that, saying how he must
have left his cape at home that day.
But that TD doesn’t actually exist. Like Norm was saying, these guys don’t post
about the days where they sit around morning to night eating Cheerios and being
total bums. Not bums in some sort of “alpha” way, but just as a regular bum
like everyone else. But they do.
I met TD. What does that mean? What’s the moral?
The only thing I can think of is that he’s just a regular guy with the same
limitations as most of us have. In the much debated looks department, more than
some definitely (plenty of my wings are far better looking), and in PUA
department as well.
Hey! Uk Gay! Your a morron!
Your mom and dad must be your uncle and aunt also!
Listen to the expert!
I’m from Austrail
Like Chariot and Hobby. Fuck you all who say UK sucks. Fuck Tyrone. Get your black ass out of the prison and sarge. Go for the black bitches with really big booties. So big that it’s hard to wipe their ass.
You are all fucking retards. Chodes. KJ’s. I’m the only real man in this blog. Fuck you all. Australia rocks,
Girls from the UK have pasty, blemished skin and crooked yellow teeth.
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Hey Darkchild, I heard you’re about to marry your aunt! I think its time to stop gettin’ vacuumed by your dad, cause he’s your brother as well!
Very good post UK shitty gay!
Although you don’t get much points for originality!
But it’s cool cuz your parents/ uncle and aunt gave you a handicap!
Yes, RSD will give refunds now. I’m the one who came up with it. But no one will ask for refunds due to social pressure. I’m a fucking genius. I will rip more and more people off. You bastards can’t put RSD out of business, because J is the new supastar…right papa?
RSD Superstar
J
Open up your mouth for your refund, honey.
I need to take a shit.
Open up your mouth for your refund, honey.
I need to take a shit.
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother
My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa
You heard it hear first! RSD is now offering a 100% money back guarantee on all bootcamps and seminars! You can’t possibly go wrong by taking an RSD program.
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-First you must tell the instructor face to face that you thought his program fucking sucked, and you want your money back.
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-Then after laughing at you, we will take you into a back alley, and begin pounding your face until you’re blood levels have dropped roughly 50%.
-Then the instructor shall remove his pants, and begin inserting his penis into your anal rectum until you scream like a little infant.
-Your body will then be disposed into a garbage dumpster, where the hood will be shut tight, and sealed with a lock.
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lol
lol
I’m sorry, but Style was made fun of the entire time. Nobody took him seriously. If you notice, Jessica seems a bit annoyed by him, especially when Neil turns to her and “it was on the cheek”. Then you can see Jessica publicly displaying the “asshole” hand gesture to the audience behind Strauss’s back. They all laughed in unison with her.
I understand that appearing on a talk show as a world renouned “pick up guru” kinda dispels the whole “magic”… But still…
I’m sorry, but Style was made fun of the entire time. Nobody took him seriously. If you notice, Jessica seems a bit annoyed by him, especially when Neil turns to her and “it was on the cheek”. Then you can see Jessica publicly displaying the “asshole” hand gesture to the audience behind Strauss’s back. They all laughed in unison with her.
I understand that appearing on a talk show as a world renouned “pick up guru” kinda dispels the whole “magic”… But still…
Tyler’s Hymen,
WHY are you making on-topic remarks?
Don’t you know that this is TC’s blog? Sjeez.
Look at Papa’s post, 2 above yours.
Now there’s a guy who gets it and knows how to entertain. Can’t say the same about your boring on-topic crap.
MYSTERY’S COMMENTS ON RSD’S CHARIOT:
And now for the BIGGEST issue I have with this …
At the end it says you are TEACHING pickup with RSD? are you fucking serious? This is not a personal attack in ANY way (as I would enjoy sarging with you and enjoyed the video’s immensely). Its just that you do NOT have a solid skillset to be teaching this at all! wtf. It will be a matter of the blind leading the blind. you are a great guy but do the ethical thing. dont just try to teach people shit you dont have experience with. These were very poorly executed sarges IMHO. You WILL be good one day yes. But you are not even CLOSE to being ready to teach the pickup. You are a green charm at best. Papa, wtf are you thinking dude? don’t rip off people like this. Its totally unfair to them. *shrug* they are expecting good advice and you give them a GREEN CHARM?! fuck dude. so uncool. be ETHICAL at all times. think WIN/WIN. dont succumb to ripping people off just because you need to pay rent.
THOSE RSD TURDS
Posted by: MYSTERY TALKING ABOUT CHARIOT | Mar 30, 2006 4:17:33 AM
had a major issue with that when Papa was my business partner and he set a rank amatuer as my workshop wing. It was embarrassing and he did not convey the high quality instruction that marks an MM bootcamp. He has used sub-par instructors since too. It is unethical to allow a guy who hasnt been laid in months nor have solid game to teach. Sure they may be able to hold a set, but all the little errors in their game that keeps them from actually getting a girl gets taught inadvertently through imitation and therefore keeps otherwise smart guys with good learning curves from learning the right things. They learn specifically wrong things thinking “I paid lots of money for this and this guy was said to be good so then its normal to creep girls out like this.”
Can we please have a photo of that ugly dumpy bitch chessclub?
*********Breaking news**********
I’m sick and tierd of ppl sucking neil the lying strauss and David deanushole….look how “alpha” david deangelo looks while the true seduction king Ross jeffries tools him to suck his cock….and can u believe David Deanushole is considered a guru? Fucking idiot just copied every one before him like NEIL, Tyler, and every one else….with the exception of Mystery, and Ross, no one should EVER, cell any fucking DVD’s or products….fucking toothless whores
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_5sB1tILGA