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Neil Strauss Sarges Jessica Alba

March 28, 2006 by  
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I found this great video clip of when New York Times best selling author (and the most powerful of the Jedi) Neil Strauss, aka Style, was on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show with Jessica Alba, and actually demonstrated a few things on her.  It wasn’t an out-and-out pick-up, per say, but Style did do a quick value elicitation on her, so if you guys ever run into Jessica Alba, you’ll know what to say.

Check out the video here…

Props to Donovan at the Attraction Chronicles for putting this one up.  I think this clip was very entertaining and funny.  The deck was really stacked against Style, but he pulls it off like the #1 PUA he is.  Any other guy would have crashed and burned in that situation.

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Comments

186 Responses to “Neil Strauss Sarges Jessica Alba”
  1. I AMOGed my left hand last night says:

    So can we all agree that RSD is a SCAM!!!?

    Anyone who goes to RSD will loose their money.

    LOL @ Neil Strauss being the number 1 pick up artist….get the fuck outta here with that shit Lord virgin aka Thunderhips

  2. RSD is bullshit says:

    So RSD is promising money back guarantees on their site now. Sounds good huh? Well I thought so too until I read the fine print: You must tell your instructor face to face at the end of the bootcamp that you did not like it and he will “try” to get you a refund.

    hahahahahahahahhahaah

    So first they have students fill out reviews in front of their instructors with them watching, and now they use even more social pressure tactics to bait people into thinking its risk free, but then come end of the bootcamp, the student will be shunned upon, put under the pressuure of a strong frame, and subjected to scrutiny if he asks for a refund.

    What a bunch of fucking lamo dorks you are RSD. Tyler you have no business sense whatsoever.

  3. Sleikman says:

    http://www.fastseduction.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?action=retrieve&grp=4&mn=1106128365202580

    I just couldn’t connect the TD I’ve read about with the TD I met. They were
    like completely different people. The TD I saw was running sets that didn’t
    look much different from the ones we do. The TD in my head? He lives on a whole
    different plain of existence. Napkin was joking about that, saying how he must
    have left his cape at home that day.

    But that TD doesn’t actually exist. Like Norm was saying, these guys don’t post
    about the days where they sit around morning to night eating Cheerios and being
    total bums. Not bums in some sort of “alpha” way, but just as a regular bum
    like everyone else. But they do.

    I met TD. What does that mean? What’s the moral?

    The only thing I can think of is that he’s just a regular guy with the same
    limitations as most of us have. In the much debated looks department, more than
    some definitely (plenty of my wings are far better looking), and in PUA
    department as well.

  4. RSD wbsite says:

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  5. Byrone says:

    Neil is just a regular guy!

    Watch WTF2 and if you’re no online gamer/loser/nerd you’ll ssee that these guys are ust havin fun!

    If you’re a loser you can fool chicks so they won’t gecognize you are -> you’ a PUA!

    If you’re a cool guy, you’ll bust any PUAs ass!

    Stop pickin on Mystery, he IS a cool guy!

    Play warcraft and go Hand SOLO!

  6. L8er says:

    Yes he does carry a guitar around all day.

    Someone i know went to Las Vegas februari this year to attend his workshop.
    Mystery walked in with a guitar. A broken guitar.

    When asked about it he said the chicks really dig it and that they think he is some kind of musician slash rockstar.

    Quite sad to see one of our heroes slowly slip into hysteric schizofrenia :(

    Mystery, if u are reading this, we are there for you brother. We are not going to let down the man who gave us negs. Those negs really paid off for the people who wanted to screw up their sets double tempo.

    Thanks alot Mystery!

  7. Fr33z0r says:

    Good video,

    Neil did do a pretty good job in the interview,
    Seems like he tries a bit too hard to qualify himself somewhat,

    But all and all, pretty good…

    And with the super hot presence of Jessica Alba one side,
    And an AMOGing vibe coming from Jimmy,

    Neil did a lot better than 99.9% of any of you guys would have.

  8. Apartment81 says:

    Anyone else notice Style trying to AMOG Kimmel back at the end with the big cheesy guy comment?

  9. Apartment81 says:

    Just like to add:
    Alba wasn’t into Neil. You could tell that she was interested in meeting him and seeing if she could make him attracted to her just like every other guy when he was about to come out on stage. After that, she was trying to authoritate.

    Style did seem needy, but he was also nervous. He should have responded to her question of what kinds of girls it works on with his other canned answer about how the more intelligent a woman the better it works because intelligent women like to have fun and experience new things….or however it goes.

    Cool to see him on TV though.

    To all of Neil’s Groupies:
    Neil learned confidence from the game. That is the only thing he was missing. He felt like he had to know what to do all the time in order to feel confident, so he did. In the end, the confidence it what attracts the girl.

    “You can’t overcome someone’s uncertainty by being uncertain of yourself.”
    I forget where that comes from but its true.

    When you approach a women, she may be attracted to the way you dress or carry yourself, but she is still uncertain. It is your confidence that leads them into the place of certainty and trust that they require in order to sleep with you. You can use push/pull to highten the experience for her. However, she will be even more excited if from the moment she meets you to the moment she has 5 sheet-ripping bed-soaking orgasms with you she has no doubts that you are the right guy for her. THAT is what women fantisized about as teenagers. THAT is what you need to give them.

    You guys have enough interesting anecdotes and games.

    Go out. Get a life. Believe in yourself. Have confidence. Get the girls!

    Stop using the community as your crutch. The “Game” for most of you has just become an excuse to fail.

  10. Neil was beta says:

    Neil went about it totally wrong. He let Alba put him on the defensive when he easily could have taken the initiative.

    If he didn’t know what to do, he’s clueless, and if he did know what to do, and didn’t, he’s a sellout.

  11. neilshmeil says:

    “You can’t overcome someone’s uncertainty by being uncertain of yourself.” I forget where that comes from but its true.”

    It was Ross Jeffries.

  12. assbandit says:

    niels main error was his speech rate. he spoke about 3x faster than kimmel and beta d himself bigtime. i would have loved to see mystery getting interviewed. i can t see him getting all nervous and speaking fast.

  13. L8er says:

    Neil always talks fast.

    It’s a Jewish thing.

  14. The Darkchild says:

    Hey L8er, remember Jerry Seinfeld? He doesn’t talk that fast. Neil just looks like the type that talks fast.

    He was probably just taking up the wrong frame of mind. Something like:

    Jessica is being a smartass! Ignore her, I’m on T.V.

    Perhaps the fact that he was on T.V. prevented him from entering the right frame of mind, he should’ve struck back. Preferably at both Jimmy and Jessica. Altough Jimmy wasn’t that neccesary because he’s a comedian and shit. He gets payed to be a smartass. But he should’ve given Alba a run for her money.

    I don’t know Neil, but if he’s anything like what mostc say and think, he would have never let that brat be such a smartass.

    Or at least… I hope he wouldn’t..

  15. The Darkchild says:

    He really does get results in the field? How do you people know all this?

  16. RickyRooster says:

    I don’t need a Hollywood Jew to tell me which side is up.

  17. RickyRooster says:

    Has that greesy yellow dink Papa even seen a pussy since he started RSD.

  18. The Darkchild says:

    Great…

  19. Im not so sure. says:

    He really does get results in the field? How do you people know all this?

    They heard it from someone else.

    I have never ever read anyone who has vouched for style firsthand except for mystery.

    Of course you have to ask if Mystery is vouching for Style because of actual game, or if he’s doing acclomplishment intros.

    No one seems to think about it like that. They just say things like, “Style gets massive results.” because they heard it somewhere and because style acts like he does.

    I think it would be better off for Style if he was just honest.

    “So you’re the worlds best pickup artist?”

    “No no no. I mean Since I have started hanging out with these guys I have definately improved, but I still have a lot to learn. This is not something you can write a book about an learn over night.”

    Then when he’s in an obvious situation like this where you can tell he feels out of his league he can relax because he truely feels like he’s being honest and doesn’t have to fit in to this role he made for himself.

    He’s out there as a representative of PUAs and he’s saying, “These guys are nerds” and basically qualifying himself and the ENTIRE community to a second rate talk show host. Real alpha.

  20. fuckface says:

    Agreed Mystery would be a FAR better rep. He looks the part and his confidence is unshakeable.

  21. RETARDS says:

    You guys are over analyzing. Neil did pretty good. He had a slight disadvantage because he seems wimpy, so a guy like Mystery or Hypnotica could have done a better job. The stage was also set up in a way that gave Jimmy authority. If Neil could work the set longer, he would have been in control.

    Take a look at him in the View with the 4 stupid bitches. He was in total controll of that set. He pretty much looks like a nice, wimpy guy, so every one ignores him. After a while you just realize that he is in total control.

  22. "." says:

    Somebody who would not be a good representative for shure is Badboy!

    Listen to the recording of that dutchseduction miniws – I can’t believe it, he sounds like Hitler!

    This guy is so ridiculous, it’s beyond belief!

    Like sharks CD-set, who constantly speaks of “JOT BABES”(pronounce the J like in Juan or Jalapeno)!

    I heard of a guy in Reno who turned gay after listening to all CD’s in a row!

  23. "." says:

    Somebody who would not be a good representative for shure is Badboy!

    Listen to the recording of that dutchseduction miniws – I can’t believe it, he sounds like Hitler!

    This guy is so ridiculous, it’s beyond belief!

    Like sharks CD-set, who constantly speaks of “JOT BABES”(pronounce the J like in Juan or Jalapeno)!

    I heard of a guy in Reno who turned gay after listening to all CD’s in a row!

  24. The Darkchild says:

    Yeah that’s also something that’s absolutely stupid. He just calls everybody (including himself really) a geek or a nerd.

    What a sell-out. He’s doing all that just to make money. In his head I don’t even think he considers himself “part of the community”. He’s like a doubel agent. Comes in here, gets the info he needs to write a book, and then sells out.

    What a weirdo.

  25. Neil Shmauss says:

    Imagine sitting there doing his cum-Toothbrush routine on Jessica Alba!

    Now THAT would put me into trouble!

  26. Neil Shmauss says:

    Imagine Random.Samurai sitting there doing his cum-toothbrush routine on Jessica Alba!

    Now THAT would put me into trouble!

  27. Geese says:

    You guys are over analyzing. Neil did pretty good. He had a slight disadvantage because he seems wimpy, so a guy like Mystery or Hypnotica could have done a better job. The stage was also set up in a way that gave Jimmy authority. If Neil could work the set longer, he would have been in control.

    Take a look at him in the View with the 4 stupid bitches. He was in total controll of that set. He pretty much looks like a nice, wimpy guy, so every one ignores him. After a while you just realize that he is in total control.

    Hey read something besides the game, go out and do a few sarges and then come back and tell us what you think.

    Style qualified himself to Lisa on the View.

    I also found that in this case of Jimmy Kimmel, I actually felt a little sorry for style and realised how much pain he must have gone through and how hard he was really trying to be what he wants people to believe he is.

    Even though he was totally faking it, I could see his inner self seeping through and I started to get it. He doesn’t wan’t to be a great PUA, he NEEDS to be one. He’s running from his old self and doing everything he can to convince everyone and mostly himself that it’s true.

    Do you realise how much pain he would have had to endure being on a fucking rock and Roll buss with the Crue and never getting laid? How about hanging out with porn stars and not getting any?

    He’s trying desperately to distance himself from those memories and memories like it. Probably like alot of the guys in this place. I applaud him for trying so hard to make a change. What I don’t applaud his actions of trying to pretend he’s the Greatest PUA out there, and I also think it was very irresponsible to go out and sell out everyone like he did just for his own personal gain.

  28. Neil Shmauss says:

    BTW, I think Neil should’ve talked as slowly as RJ does when he emphasizes his NLP-keywords!

    That would have been hilarious!

  29. neilshmeil says:

    “Like sharks CD-set, who constantly speaks of “JOT BABES”(pronounce the J like in Juan or Jalapeno)!”

    LOL

    You forgot to mention:

    “JOT SHEIKS” – Hot chicks

    “HAWTTIE” – Hottie

    and

    “BEE-OOTI-FULL VWOOMAN” – Beautiful woman

  30. RETARDS says:

    Geese:

    You talk like you know what’s going on. You must be a psychic. Can you use your powers and tell me the last time I took a shit and how it hurt my inner game?

    A little word of advice. It’s not me who has to go out and sarge, it’s you. Matter fact is the most people in this forum. All thing I’m reading here is qualifying this and qualifying that. Go back and look at The View footage again. He did great. He completely shut off that stupid Star Johnes. At the end, when he talked, every one listen. He was in complete controll and all you had to say was “Oh he qualified to Lisa”. Dumbass

  31. L8er says:

    Hey guys, i found out why Style was talking so fast. It’s not a jewish thing, my bad.

    Here’s why:
    http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg

    Enjoy!

  32. L8er says:

    I think geese knows more about what’s going on than the guy who posted under the name “RETARDS”.

    Stupid of him to make ‘going out and sarging’ look like something bad.
    That shit takes balls man, try it for a change.

  33. Brother Eben says:

    I have to agree with “RETARDS” about Neil in the view. He did a great job. Those women were about to eat him alife. Especially the black one.

    But I (David D) could have done a better job. I’m a great marketer, my next program, “meeting women while taking a shit” will be a huge sucess.

  34. Geese Howard says:

    It’s not me who has to go out and sarge, it’s you.

    Niiiceee Comebaaack!

  35. The Darkchild says:

    The last time you took a shit and how much it hurt your inner game? BAHAHA!

    What’s this “The View” you people are talking about?

    Somebody post up a link of that video.

    And by the way, Neils sucked in that Jimmy Kimmel bullshit show. Hope he did better in “The View”.

  36. Geese says:

    B.t.w

    Its an interview on a television show.

    Do you think the fricken view ladies were going to blow him out of set?

    As explained in this Kimmel interview by Jessicas comment about Style sargeing Britney Spears during an interview, the implication is that everyone is being nice and friendly during an interview.

    Have you ever watched the view where the five chicks were completely not paying attention to and ignoring their guest? They probably wouldn’t have a very popular interview show then would they.

    Cmon.

    Imagine Style coming on the show and the five chicks are like, “Excuse us,we’re in the middle of a conversation. Do you mind?”

    In other words you’re making waaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too much out of this people totally in to him in an interview. It’s their JOB. It’s like assuming the waitress is being nice to you because she’s hot for you. Though it’s not a bad frame to have, it’s not necessarily the truth since It’s her job to be nice to you.

    Let me say this again in case you don’t understand. Interviewers are paid to interview other people. They must show genuine interest in their guest. They make their career this way. Being friendly and acting totally in to what their guest is discussing is their primary concern. They must lead and ask questions and encourage the guest to speak enthusiastically about what he/she does. This is so people will become interested in the topic of discussion and wont change the fucking channel to the weather channel.

  37. woof says:

    Geese, well said bro.

    Fuck I’m so sick of these dick sucking faggest who just got done reading The Lame book and coming on here worshiping a guy who copied every ones STYLE…and to make it worst, he took the whole communities work and sold it to the masses, so sick ugly nerds can worship a nerd who cheats, steals, and lies…

    And what’s worse is we have a sad overweight ( some say diabotic) blog owner who sucks his little dick.

    Thunder, u’ve been in the GAME for over 9 years, yet u are a KJ? wtf, could that mean ur an idiot who dosen’t get it? or is ur learning curve as big as ur hips?

    Tyler and RSD ripped off a lot of ppl but Neil Strauss hurt the community more than any person period.

    Neil strauss said,”the game will always change” and i agree with that, cuz he’s ALWAYS going to snitch and sell it out for a moive deal or another book ( which he is writing one as we speak)

    Just get a life u lame ass nerd…u got ur “hotbabe” and she left u, let others who are starting out have a shot and stop selling out….

    I’ve been in the Game for 5 years and i fuck 2 differet girls a week ( i kid u not), but ppl like me will NEVER share any of my field reports and great moves i picked up during my journey because of a simple queer named neil who will sell it to the masses and make it a pick up line…

    Neil, get a life and retire like u said u would bitch.All u do is lie and lie some more. Ur girl left u for a tall, good looking man who has more insecurities than oprah….did that hurt ur mind frame neil? awwwwwwww poor midget. U should be like tyler and get 3 inch boots that increased his height.

  38. Got that right woof says:

    Woof,

    I agree with you 10,000 percent! Does Neil really think he’s going to get us to share all the stuff we have to *relearn* now that he blew the original game? Fuck no!

    I’m sitting here with at least a dozen ways he could have handled Jessica Alba, but all I’d get for sharing is for him to use the info the next time he’s in a situation like that. Neil’s on the A-list, and if we do or say it, we’re just internet freaks, while if he does it, that’ll be $30 a book for the game and another six figures for the movie rights. These media fuckers must think we’re stupid enough to let them betray us twice. Let Neil swim on his own next time and see how far he gets.

    Did you see the Amazon reviews? Half the fucking guys reading them are like “where was this info a decade ago?” FUCK! It’s like it never existed until the big boys could cash in on it, and now it’s like WE never existed.

    Neil blew what was probably the most golden opportunity to game one of the hottest famous women on the planet. Instead of proving himself alpha, he let himself be chumped by a prima-donna that you, I, or half of the people reading this would have torn to shreds with that attitude, and showed what an AFC he is deep down.

    I don’t know whether or not to be more disgusted at Neil for blowing his big chance, or at Alba for being stupid enough to be fascinated enough by him to give him one.

  39. beast says:

    I bought the game, read it then returned it to the bookstore hahahahhaha

    not giving that semetic looking turd my money

  40. everyones hands are unclean says:

    RSD are ripping people off.

    So was Lovedrop at Mystery method. There is a stolen snapshot of mystery’s lounge floating round cyberspace, they took in a load of students, who paid a monthly fee, thinking they were getting access to underscore, so they’re paying $16 a month and asking questions like ‘this seems like another student forum’, where are all the names? How come we can’t read the archive? And Lovedrop lies to them and says the names have learnt everything and moved on. Mystery says nothing.

    Mystery method deceived people to make money. Where are the ethics there?

    No one is clean.
    We shouldn’t judge them by whether they are moral and good, it is irrelevent unless your in circumstances where you could be Lovedrop’s or Tyler’s buddy.
    The only concern is can you learn from them?
    And is it worth XXX dollars?

  41. Don Won Ton says:

    lol every post in masf in general- the blind leading the fucking blind

    P.S. thank god you gus finally stopped talking about me

    –Don Won

  42. Sleikman says:

    MYSTERY’S COMMENTS ON RSD’S CHARIOT:

    And now for the BIGGEST issue I have with this …

    At the end it says you are TEACHING pickup with RSD? are you fucking serious? This is not a personal attack in ANY way (as I would enjoy sarging with you and enjoyed the video’s immensely). Its just that you do NOT have a solid skillset to be teaching this at all! wtf. It will be a matter of the blind leading the blind. you are a great guy but do the ethical thing. dont just try to teach people shit you dont have experience with. These were very poorly executed sarges IMHO. You WILL be good one day yes. But you are not even CLOSE to being ready to teach the pickup. You are a green charm at best. Papa, wtf are you thinking dude? don’t rip off people like this. Its totally unfair to them. *shrug* they are expecting good advice and you give them a GREEN CHARM?! fuck dude. so uncool. be ETHICAL at all times. think WIN/WIN. dont succumb to ripping people off just because you need to pay rent.

    RSD ruined my life, don’t let it ruin yours

  43. New York Times says:

    i definetely agree with the point, that neil strauss hurt the community bad. the only thing that seems to be positive about him is that he befriended mystery. why did he do it?
    so myster could teach him all the stuff and he needed a person for his book.

    imagine how fucking great the community would still be without the book “the game”.

    it was such a cool place to hang out and SHARE stuff that you discovered in field.

    Now we have all those newbies asking retard questions. we are being laughed at by media.
    paradigms are being shifted that shouldn’t be.

    we cannot trust each other no more, Neill strauss, because we have so many fakers, flamers and retards because of you.

    and yeah, why should i share any of my tactics anymore. there are some great new concepts, but in these times it seems to be better to just write a ebook about it and rip people off.

    i am waiting for those days were we will have our own secret community again but propably it is never going to happen again, because of neil strauss.

    Think of those crazy cool moments where you could work a club PERFECTLY and nobody knew why you were so fucking good at this. now people know that you are “one of those Pua’s haha”. Neil Strauss please do not harm us anymore than you did already.
    do not release the movie. you owe us this.

  44. sliekman says:

    Hey fake Sliekman (you spelled it wrong by the way, I’m flattered that you chose to imitate me, but I would like to set the record straight that it is NOT me posting all these negative RSD rants. Though I do endorse them :)

  45. The Darkchild says:

    Listen people, I know Neil really fucked up when he released the book. But stop being such pis ants. Just because some stupid fuck released a book revealing about all of this, doesn’t mean you can’t get your groove on anymore.

    Don’t go all Austin Powers on yourself and say, “Neil Strauss stole my mojo”. It’s pathetic, have some spine goddamn it. The only reason you can’t get laid now is because you write stupid posts about “how you can’t get laid anymore”.

    If you need tips from the internet and from E-books etcetera etcetera to seduce someone, then you really don’t have game. Even if you get laid using those tips, you still don’t have game. Everything you read elsewhere about seduction, isn’t to be copied and used for yourself.

    It is to inspire, and to create an understanding of what it’s like to seduce someone. You read all this to awaken the natural inside of you. The only way to be a natural, is to lose your fear, and pursue what it is that you want and need without guilt or any other negative emotion.

    You can copy the material you read elsewhere and then go out and use them, but it’s only to help you get started. Like a young kid who uses training wheels or the help of his dad to ride his bike. He won’t use them forever, it’s only until he learns to keep his balance by himself.

    You might be reading this and thinking, “yeah right, fuck that new-age bullshit”, but it’s the truth plain and simple. If you can’t see it, then your going to have a hard time learning “how to keep your balance”.

    Every single guy has a unique style at seduction, something that works best for him. The only way to discover yourself is to experiment. Don’t cling to one type of approach because someone taught you this. Instead, add his wisdom to your own, and create your own style. Be you.

    Bruce Lee once said, “Be like the nature of water”.

    Don’t cling to the canned openers and other bullshit taught by the “community” these are just idea’s to be improved and adapted to yourself and nothing more. And whatever you read on the internet that doesn’t feel right, you ignore it and don’t use it.

  46. Don Won Ton says:

    Ugh all these fucking immitations of me. Stop trying to be like me and keep your own fucking names.

    –Don Won Ton

    Respect

  47. tyler von durden says:

    my name tyler von durden.

    me done smelly poo poo

    me like vietnamese pee pee in me

    me like papa

    me disklike dadda

    dadda put pee pee in me when 16 years old

  48. Don Won Ton says:

    yo gimme some respect ‘cos I’m don “sweet and sour ” von ton

    treaat me right 2nite and you’ll get an anal delight

    –Don Won

    Respect

  49. jazzpua says:

    i am agog, I am aghast, is neil strauss in love at last? I never saw him ooh and ahh

    we watch for gaming to be done, and he is not like don juan, it is not like an opera

    IT IS TIME FOR US ALL TO DECIDE WHO WE ARE, do we fight for a right at the opera now?

    have you asked of yourselves what’s the price you might pay, to live in the country called the USA. Is this simply a game for rich young boys to play???

    Red and Black Bitches. Red and Black. Profit and Loss. Hearts and Spades. The blood in the night that i didn’t see when she wanted sex

    Ahh the world in my eyes

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