Rick H Quotes

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So looking back through my DYD notes, I found some great quotes I jotted down from the Legendary Rick H’s interview during the Master’s seminar, so I thought I’d share them here for you all to learn from.

“It’s not something I do, it’s something I am.”
“Most people don’t have a firm belief in their reality or who they are.”
“I agree with pretty much everything Mystery says.  Except, I DO drink.  Ha, ha, ha…”
“You must be prepared to be the kind of man you want to be.”
“No good deed goes unpunished.”
“Stop focusing on being a nice guy and be a confident guy.”
“Always have a better answer.”
“Every girl is different.  But not THAT different.”
“Oh, is this where you give your little opinion?  Oh, that’s cute.”
“If you can out-battle her in the battle of wits, you got her.”

BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY RICK H!  WE’RE NOT WORTHY!  WE’RE NOT WORTHY!  (though I’m sure if we drank enough, we’d think differently.  Heh, heh, heh.)

Quote of the Day

I found this one on mASF.  Thought it was funny enough to make "Quote of the Day."

“26 looks like a male version of Avril Lavigne heh!”
–Sirducer

Only you don’t want to SLAP Twentysix!  lol.

Shinji Official Defender of SS

You know, it’s important to me that this blog remain “fair and balanced” when it comes to reporting all views of an issue.  It is important that any argument, even one I may happen to disagree with, be represented to my readers so they may make as informed a decision as possible.  One poster to the blog, in particular, has been diligent in keeping me honest.

This poster goes by the handle Shinji!

So from here on out, I do hereby declare Shinji Thundercat’s Seduction Lair’s OFFICIAL Defender unto MINE’99 and benevolently all SS!  Heceforth known as our official DUMBASS!

That’s right.  I do hereby expect any post I may make related, regarding, or even HINTING at either SS or MINE’99 to be replied to by Shinji with either some type of flame or nonsensical argument.  If Shinji should fail to do his job, or should someone with bitterer flames and even more nonsensical arguments comes along, I will be forced to replace him with someone who can handle the responsibility.

So from now on, I expect all of you to show Shinji the proper respect by referring to him by his official Lair title.

That is all.

Quote of the Day

Its about time for another quote of the day.  The honor goes, once again, to Jlaix!

Jlaix says:
"She kept saying no, no when I would try to lick her (dripping wet) pussy. So I told her, "Listen, nothing will happen, I have whiskey dick! It won’t even work!" and showed her my flaccid, whiskified cock. "I just wanna lick it!" She relents at this, and I, of course, resume erection during the licking and commence fucking shortly thereafter. kaching!"

Words to live by.  I hear this experience has prompted Jlaix to create the FALSE WHISKEY DICK LMR DESTROYER tactic.

Cheers.

The Origins of Formhandle

Three of the biggest minds in the Seduction scene, the infamous Twenty-six (of David DeAngelo fame), blog regular Dangerous, and Scorpius, all got together recently for a meeting to discuss one of the biggest issues facing the pick-up community today:  The origin’s of Formhandle’s name.

Such an important subject requires attention from the entire community, so the guys decided to share their latest theory on why Formhandle is indeed named, well, Formhandle.

Twenty-six writes:
Dangerous, Scorpius and I were sitting around my place chillin’ and suckin’ cock…and Scorpius started talking about how Formhandle’s name probably came about.

We decided to record the discussion

You can listen to this brilliant discussion here.  Seriously guys, this is the most cutting edge stuff you’ll find on the internet.

In the meantime, Dangerous sent me a photo he took of Scorpius and Twenty-six while they were talking about this stuff.  For those of you interested in seeing what these guys look like, Scorpius is on the left, Twenty-six on the right.

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CBed by a Porn Star

For yet another April 1st story, I was in the San Fernando Valley last night having dinner with a friend of mine.  We saw two cuties at the bar that was in the restaurant, and I decided to approach.  I opened them with the Snooping Girlfriend Opener (if you don’t know that one, you can find it here).  It Opened well, and I was in set with my friend looking on as I ran routine after routine.  Suddenly, a woman sat down next to my set whom I recognized as the one and only Venus, of Red Light District fame (Hey, I’m an ASFer.  We know our porn =).

Anyway, I don’t know if she was trying to pick up the girls herself, or she was just being a bitch and wanted to cockblock me, but she started talking to my set.  I whispered to the one closest to me that she was a porn star, and she in turn told her friend.  After that the girls gave her the cold shoulder.  By that time, we were both blown out by each other.

Venus gave me a dirty look and ignored me from that point on.  Maybe I should have tried to open her, but I don’t waste my time with "B" level Porno Stars.

What a life, eh?

The Truth behind me and MINE’99

In a further effort to wipe the slate clean, now that I am technically a "commercial guy" and no longer some obscure ASFer, it’s time for a confession.  That is, MINE’99 and I have been fooling you all.

Not since the team-up of Andy Kauffman and Jerry "The King" Lawler has such a hoax been effectively pulled off.  In reality, MINE’99 and I are actually good friends, and have been so since LA ’99.  We call each other up and talk daily, practicing our phonetic ambiguities on each other and laughing like little boys into the wee hours of the morning.

In our spare time, we hang out at coffee shops and bookstores, waxing philosophical about things like NLP and puppy dogs.  Occasionally, we’ll talk to girls, but our friendship is based on so much more than that.

About three months ago, we hatched the plot to make everyone think we hated each other.  MINE’99 agreed to make everyone think he hated me and was going to make an example of me like he did with R. Don Steele if I agreed to poke fun at him occasionally.

Since that time, our flame wars have become a thing of legend.  Oh, how much fun we’ve had laughing about all the people who took us seriously!  In the meantime, we go sarging at Third Street Promenade and celebrate our differences as PUAs, as I open set after set and MINE’99 drops them into trance after our Golden Bubble is firmly established (that psychic stuff really works!).

I’m sorry we had to fool you all.  I hope you understand, it was meant to all be in good fun.  But the time has come to be honest and let you know that I love MINE’99: my friend, my confidant… my GURU!

Keep on truckin’ MINE’99!  We owe so much to you!

The Truth behind me and MINE’99

In a further effort to wipe the slate clean, now that I am technically a "commercial guy" and no longer some obscure ASFer, it’s time for a confession.  That is, MINE’99 and I have been fooling you all.

Not since the team-up of Andy Kauffman and Jerry "The King" Lawler has such a hoax been effectively pulled off.  In reality, MINE’99 and I are actually good friends, and have been so since LA ’99.  We call each other up and talk daily, practicing our phonetic ambiguities on each other and laughing like little boys into the wee hours of the morning.

In our spare time, we hang out at coffee shops and bookstores, waxing philosophical about things like NLP and puppy dogs.  Occasionally, we’ll talk to girls, but our friendship is based on so much more than that.

About three months ago, we hatched the plot to make everyone think we hated each other.  MINE’99 agreed to make everyone think he hated me and was going to make an example of me like he did with R. Don Steele if I agreed to poke fun at him occasionally.

Since that time, our flame wars have become a thing of legend.  Oh, how much fun we’ve had laughing about all the people who took us seriously!  In the meantime, we go sarging at Third Street Promenade and celebrate our differences as PUAs, as I open set after set and MINE’99 drops them into trance after our Golden Bubble is firmly established (that psychic stuff really works!).

I’m sorry we had to fool you all.  I hope you understand, it was meant to all be in good fun.  But the time has come to be honest and let you know that I love MINE’99: my friend, my confidant… my GURU!

Keep on truckin’ MINE’99!  We owe so much to you!

The NEW Mystery Method!!!

Well, it’s no secret that Mystery has gotten married.  At first, I wasn’t sure what I thought about that, but what I failed to realize is just how amazingly brilliant Mystery is.  You see, his marriage isn’t what it may seem.  It’s actually a REVOLUTIONARY new tactic to get women that is going to change the way guys pick-up and seduce chicks!

I talked to Mystery on the phone PERSONALLY last night, and he has confided in me that since he’s been married about two days ago, he’s had sex with over 38 different women — all of them hot!

Asking him how this is possible, he explained his new strategy to me as thus:

Mystery says:
"After studying the mating habits of the female grouse, I realized that I had neglected the MALE grouse.  As it turns out, in nature, when the Male Grouse marries a Female Grouse, other Female Grouses found him more attractive, and he would inevitably have sex with these Female Grouses, effectively cheating on his grouse wife.  But all morals aside, I found this to be quite an interesting development."

"So I started applying this fundamental natural instinct to people, and discovered that women find married men INCREDIBLY attractive.  There’s something to women wanting what they can’t have, and in women’s mind, a married man is unattainable, which effectively attracts them TO the married man.  I realized if I was able to BECOME married, I could skip the Attraction phase all together and phase shift right into TRUST & COMFORT, which in turn would lead to the Seduction phase where I could pawn my wife off and have sex with my target."

Mystery went on to tell me that he has effectively changed Mystery Method to suit his new style of pick-up.  His pattented M3 theory now breaks down like this:

1.  Find a girl, any girl
2.  Marry her
3.  Have lots of sex.

Needless to say, this radical shift in thinking has changed the way I pick-up women.  Yesterday, I drove out to Las Vegas and married the first woman I found.  She charges $120 an hour, but that’s less than a REAL wife would charge.  Anyway, once I had that ring on my finger, I noticed a MAJOR change in the way women reacted to me.  Now, I can simply go right into my pre-canned Grounding routines and get those girls into the sack quicker than you can say "You gotta be shitting me!"

This just further proves that Mystery is on the cutting edge of this stuff!  Bravo!

The Primoman Workshop

Hey guys,

It’s time for me to come clean.  I’ve with-held this secret for far too long, and I just can’t keep it in anymore.  For months now, I have been having amazing success with party girls.  We’re talking major hot monkey-love sex every single night of the week.  I didn’t want to talk about it on the blog, because it’s a private thing, but I can’t be selfish any longer.  This kind of success must be shared.

My friend and mentor, the incomparable PRIMOMAN, has been privately teaching me his unique method of Pick-Up for months now.  His method is INCREDIBLE!  And it has skyrocketed my success with women, party girls in particular.  Because of my amazing success, I am taking a page out of Nightlife’s book and helping him to start his workshops!  So if you want to start having amazing success with women, I suggest you sign up now!  Not now, but RIGHT NOW!

Workshops will be held starting tomorrow.  The cost is $10,000 a day.  But you are guaranteed results!

Still not convinced?  Well, I’ve secretly been collecting pictures of the party girls I’ve been sexing up, and collected them on this page.  I can personally tell you that I’ve slept with each and every woman on this page, and I owe it all to Primoman!

Thanks buddy!  You tha’ man!

James Method Goes Commercial

Just when you think it’s safe to surf the Internet, you see something like this:

Guys,

From the success of James Method I’ve decided to close the old geocities site and register a proper domain. Membership for the new site is $39.95, but I will be giving away free access to those PUAs who have made a large contribution to the PUA community her on mASF. Email me if you think you deserve free access.

From what I’ve heard of the James Method, it’s hardly worth paying nothing for it, as things were with the old Geocities site.  Other than James himself, no one really seems to think there’s validity to this Method.  I’ll be interested to hear if there’s actually anyone out there who’s going to pay $40 for it.

David D Lays the Smackdown…

You know, I’ve made fun of David D. for making Al Gore look like the life of the party before, but in his recent newsletter he made me laugh pretty hard.  I don’t really have anything to comment on about this particular exerpt, I just found it quite entertaining.  (Try and picture MINE’99 at his computer typing out the question… it makes it even funnier!)

***QUESTION***

First of all, lets get things straight. I don’t like you. In fact, I hate you. Your success with women disgusts me, and the way you have it down to a science so well that you even make ME laugh sometimes with your smart assed comments to the lamers who write you vexes me. But it intrigues me as well. Your stuff works. So I use it. Doesn’t mean I like you. Just means I like your "tools." 

Anyway, the problem I’m having lately is I meet and flirt with a lot of women using  c&f, but when it comes time for things to get a little physical, they tell me they’re waiting for marriage to do all that! WtF?! Is there a way around this kind of a "defense" that women use on me oh so often?  (Besides dumping their celibate asses.)

Name: D
Location: Bufffalo, New York.

P.S. Why not send me your tips on Valentine’s day BEFORE I go and do something stupid like buy this hot snob a box of chocolates who I’ve known for 2 days?

>>>MY COMMENTS:

You know, this is just a guess, but maybe your challenges with women stem from the dark cloud around your SOUL!

…ahem.

Dude, I can tell that you’re attempting to be funny here, but it also sounds to me like you’ve got some anger issues that might need professional attention.

By the way, the way to "get around" the "I’m waiting for marriage" defense is to stop acting like a bitter WUSSY.

If women consistently tell you "I’m waiting for marriage before I get physical", it can only mean one of two things:

1) You’re shopping for women at the convent.

2) You’re CAUSING the resistance you’re getting.

Most guys don’t realize this, but THEY are the ones who cause women to resist and make excuses.

Really.

And by the way, don’t EVER say that you don’t like me, but you like my TOOL again. That’s not cool.

ROFL.  You can subscribe to David DeAngelo’s newsletter here.

Worst Pick-Up Locations

Sir Italian had this post on his blog:

Sir Italian writes:
Votes are in for the the worst PU locations ever:
Technology conferences,
A seduction workshop with a cockfarm of 15 guys,
And of course, porn theaters!
Surprisingly, gay bars, funerals, and karaoke bars rate high for PU.

Hmmm… gay bars, funerals, and karaoke bars?  Sounds like the venues for the pattented jlaix "Get Punched in the fuckin’ face by a beliggerent AMOG or your money back!" workshop.  =)
                           

Neo-Rio on Women Seducers

Found this keeper by Neo-Rio:

Neo-Rio writes:
"Women do not fall in love with men. Women only fall in love with their own sexuality, as reflected by the men she seduces against their will."

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Beware! You may be taking the Jlaix Workshop!

Looks like Choline owes Jlaix some money.  Apparently, he was taking the Jlaix workshop and didn’t even know it!

Choline writes:
Last weekend some chick came to dance with me in Club then without any warning her boyfriend jumps in somewhere and punch me in the head. It hurts to get punched in the head and it all happened because some fucking stupid chick who should be ass raped come to dance with me because is good dancer. =)
I probably should be proud it is good PUA sign to get punched in the head without warning but it is dangerous you could really hurt yourself because of those psycho assholes.

The Jlaix workshop.  Guaranteed to get punched in the head by a beliggerent AMOG or your money back!  You can read the whole thread here.

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