The NEW Mystery Method!!!
April 1, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
Well, it’s no secret that Mystery has gotten married. At first, I wasn’t sure what I thought about that, but what I failed to realize is just how amazingly brilliant Mystery is. You see, his marriage isn’t what it may seem. It’s actually a REVOLUTIONARY new tactic to get women that is going to change the way guys pick-up and seduce chicks!
I talked to Mystery on the phone PERSONALLY last night, and he has confided in me that since he’s been married about two days ago, he’s had sex with over 38 different women — all of them hot!
Asking him how this is possible, he explained his new strategy to me as thus:
Mystery says:
"After studying the mating habits of the female grouse, I realized that I had neglected the MALE grouse. As it turns out, in nature, when the Male Grouse marries a Female Grouse, other Female Grouses found him more attractive, and he would inevitably have sex with these Female Grouses, effectively cheating on his grouse wife. But all morals aside, I found this to be quite an interesting development.""So I started applying this fundamental natural instinct to people, and discovered that women find married men INCREDIBLY attractive. There’s something to women wanting what they can’t have, and in women’s mind, a married man is unattainable, which effectively attracts them TO the married man. I realized if I was able to BECOME married, I could skip the Attraction phase all together and phase shift right into TRUST & COMFORT, which in turn would lead to the Seduction phase where I could pawn my wife off and have sex with my target."
Mystery went on to tell me that he has effectively changed Mystery Method to suit his new style of pick-up. His pattented M3 theory now breaks down like this:
1. Find a girl, any girl
2. Marry her
3. Have lots of sex.
Needless to say, this radical shift in thinking has changed the way I pick-up women. Yesterday, I drove out to Las Vegas and married the first woman I found. She charges $120 an hour, but that’s less than a REAL wife would charge. Anyway, once I had that ring on my finger, I noticed a MAJOR change in the way women reacted to me. Now, I can simply go right into my pre-canned Grounding routines and get those girls into the sack quicker than you can say "You gotta be shitting me!"
This just further proves that Mystery is on the cutting edge of this stuff! Bravo!
Georgeitemi on 
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Walterfurdy on 
Ha ha ha. April fools. You almost fooled me there for a minute!
Mystery shut down his website.
using Neil’s book –
The telemarket called. I am Mindy. Blah, blah windows and siding.
I mindy.
Whats a smart girl like you doing a dumb thing like this?
I pay my bills, make 24 $/hr
Any woman these days should be knocking down two hundred K.
How.
Shift your resonance. Just as easy as that.
Can you teach me?
I could, but then I would be your theapist.
When all I want is your phone # and to get laid.
She says, we can do that.
Took a week or so to firgure out the hook up, but the rest is history.
Next time about the stewardess rubbing all over me after working the gal on the window to get to the target sitting next to me.
That one totally blow my mind. And it all happened as I was reading Neil book
Uh Oh, pretty soon that one Elvis Weirdo is gonna start posting here. Has he stopped stalking Mystery yet?
What if somebody is faithful and
refuses cheating?
Just a simple question…
hahaha…beliving fuckers…38 womens in 2 days…haha…just try to masturbate 38 times in two days and see if u can…hahaha
What I’m missing is why not just buy a ring and wear it? You are not going to sarge together with your wife, are you?
What I’m missing is why not just buy a ring and wear it? You are not going to sarge together with your wife, are you?
The King is back,
I see YOU guys have been missing me. Is it true Mystery is married? I wish he would consult with YOUR KING before he makes major moves like that.
I was looking for Mystery at the 2006 Cliffs List Convention where I was a guest. I didn’t see him. I hope YOU guys didn’t miss the convention.
There were some pretty good up and coming artists at the event. The most envied man alive was there, the one and only Elvis Preston King.
Well I am still getting laid like it is 1969 and I have uncovered the secrets to getting laid in the 21st century and I am loving every minute of it.
I am looking for Just ONE wealthy or fincially independent guy who wants to get laid more than any man on the planet, if YOU are that man email the REAL world’s greatest playboy and pick up artist Elvis Preston KING.
email: dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au
k y’all tell me that Mystery ain’t serious about the marriage please!!
This shit is Super Old. look at the dates.
Elvis the King wrote:
“I am looking for Just ONE wealthy or fincially independent guy who wants to get laid more than any man on the planet”
Does that mean you’re a homo now? You gotta be pretty bad off when you decide to start sellin’ your ass on a dead blog!