David D Lays the Smackdown…
March 24, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
You know, I’ve made fun of David D. for making Al Gore look like the life of the party before, but in his recent newsletter he made me laugh pretty hard. I don’t really have anything to comment on about this particular exerpt, I just found it quite entertaining. (Try and picture MINE’99 at his computer typing out the question… it makes it even funnier!)
***QUESTION***
First of all, lets get things straight. I don’t like you. In fact, I hate you. Your success with women disgusts me, and the way you have it down to a science so well that you even make ME laugh sometimes with your smart assed comments to the lamers who write you vexes me. But it intrigues me as well. Your stuff works. So I use it. Doesn’t mean I like you. Just means I like your "tools."
Anyway, the problem I’m having lately is I meet and flirt with a lot of women using c&f, but when it comes time for things to get a little physical, they tell me they’re waiting for marriage to do all that! WtF?! Is there a way around this kind of a "defense" that women use on me oh so often? (Besides dumping their celibate asses.)
Name: D
Location: Bufffalo, New York.P.S. Why not send me your tips on Valentine’s day BEFORE I go and do something stupid like buy this hot snob a box of chocolates who I’ve known for 2 days?
>>>MY COMMENTS:
You know, this is just a guess, but maybe your challenges with women stem from the dark cloud around your SOUL!
…ahem.
Dude, I can tell that you’re attempting to be funny here, but it also sounds to me like you’ve got some anger issues that might need professional attention.
By the way, the way to "get around" the "I’m waiting for marriage" defense is to stop acting like a bitter WUSSY.
If women consistently tell you "I’m waiting for marriage before I get physical", it can only mean one of two things:
1) You’re shopping for women at the convent.
2) You’re CAUSING the resistance you’re getting.
Most guys don’t realize this, but THEY are the ones who cause women to resist and make excuses.
Really.
And by the way, don’t EVER say that you don’t like me, but you like my TOOL again. That’s not cool.
ROFL. You can subscribe to David DeAngelo’s newsletter here.
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