March 9, 2006 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
Bigsend has a great artist rendition of Mystery on his excellent PUA blog. He says his friend made it, and I must say, the guy has some talent!
Though the subtle notion of Mystery as a clown doesn’t sit well with me. I mean, the guy does dress funny, but how many clowns get laid as much as he does? Not many I bet. Though what do I know? I’m not a clown. =)
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That neghorn is great!
Haha nice drawing, i’m sure Mystery will feel flattered.
“I’m not a clown =)”
I beg to differ…
I don’t have anything useful to post, so here’s a clown for ya…
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/clown.jpg
You would need massive amounts of social proof to get that tricycle into the club, so i guess this can only be used for streetgame.
Tricycle could also be useful for Cameron’s playground sarges, to pick up those underaged girls. You are my hero Cameron :s
Tricycle opener is also featuren in Davis DeAngelo’s new product “On being a clown”.
Darn, ah I mean damn right L8er!
The_one has been seen on a pogostick doin’ his kindergarten sarges in Redondo Beach!
bounce, bounce! “come here cutie and I’ll show you my shawarma!”
disgusting!
Lazy-eyed-couscous-motherfucker!
Ive also seen “The Troll” open large mixed sets with the tricycle – sometimes he uses the neg horn, but not always…you will need to calibrate here
For you newbies – you really need to tighten up your clown game from now on
Create a thread on the missions board, this will help.
BTW, clown game is the kind of stuff we talk about on the secret site Thundercat is now banned from – I wont give away the best ideas here
I know that Mystery has taken a shot or two at the King in the past, but after reading the Game it is easy for me to understand him. Looks like he runs a damned good game.
Elvis Preston King,
The World’s First GRAND Master Pick up Artist
he gets laid more than you do
This is a joke, whoever drew this is going to get it……PLEASE COME FORWARD AND I’LL F&*K YOU UP
Gotta admit the pic is pretty funny. I don’t think Mystery is snotty who wouldn’t laugh at something.
K, Mystery
*tucks in napkin*
bring it on! >_
“This is a joke, whoever drew this is going to get it……PLEASE COME FORWARD AND I’LL F&*K YOU UP”
Like he was gonna do to the reverend with his knife, or was it Herbal through the glass door? You’d think he’d have been humiliated enough by those experiences.
i want a drawing of cameron teone ‘the_one’ on a pogostick doing his kindergarten sarges in Redondo Beach!!!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/cameron_c_moffid
Where can I get one of those neg-horns?
I MUST have a neg-horn!
Mystery is a fucking moron. I saw a picture of that katya bitch or whatever her name is and she is not that hop. I don’t see any thing attractive him her.
Hey inspector Eben!
The Samurai detects extreme needyness for a spelling lesson here!
Are you on dong”E-6″Schlongs gay-train?
YO Random Uglyness
The day you take some plastic surgery, is the day I will spell check. Your face looks like a horses ass.
Yo Eben, post up a link to the picture of that girl will ya.
Let’s have a look see at what mystery is dating.
well i have a copy of mysterys lounge. whose gf’s do you want to see?
tylers… post ‘em up
Style, Mystery, TD, Jlaix
not just pics of girls either. I want to see any pics that definately show attraction/possible closes. I.E. Kissing, ear-biting, shit like that.
Here is a wonderful picture of TC’s new broad. He is transitioning to comofort as I write this.
Here is a wonderful picture of TC’s new broad. He is transitioning to comofort as I write this.
http://geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/shesaman.jpg
http://geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/shesaman.jpg
By the way, what’s this shit I often read about Mystery’s mental medications? Does that guy use those things? LOL.
Kinda interesting.
TC post up those pics m8, we wanna see the the ass that these asses wheel in;)
Weel you obviously haven’t read The Game.
First chapter is ala about one of Mystery’s mental breakdowns.
And i obviously can’t spell
anyway if you want to get laid go to http://www.realsocialdynamics.com and signup for a class
don’t buy david d shitburger or ross jeffires or the clown(mysterys) products they hardly get laid and have no game
yeh, instead spend your $$$ on the socially disordered psychopath durden
lmao, def a suggestive & funny sketch… Truth be told. I wonder why…. If he such a clown, why does he get more booty then a toilet seat and most self claimed PUA’s out their…. hmm…
World’s Greatest Pick-up Artist
by Alberto Valdez Prince
Mystery wakes up every morning and looks into his magic mirror and exclaims “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” to which the mirror replies “Thou Mystery you know that you are great however there is one man who finally has finally taken your place.”
Mystery gasps and says “don’t play with me magic mirror you know that no one is as good with women as the all-mighty Mystery.” The magic mirror answers, “Sir Mystery you know that you are good with women, the way you move into a group and disarm the bad guys surrounding your target. The way you can go into a strip club and bed strippers. Yes Mystery you are good, but the day has come to bust your bubble, Elvis Preston King is the world’s greatest pick-up artist.”
Mystery storms out of the room furious, “Where is this Elvis guy, I will hang him by the balls, nobody messes with the great and all-powerful Mystery.
About the Author
Alberto Prince is the world’s number 1 pick up artist’s wingman. Alberto picks up and seduces more women than any man alive, except for the king himself, Elvis Preston King. Whenever, Alberto goes out to a club he is instantly surrounded by gorgeous women. Other men are in awe of his seemingly unbelievable power over women.
http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours and http://www.bachelortours.blogspot.com
Mystery is NO clown.
He has the utmost respect from
Elvis Preston King.
WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hey guys look at Elvis’ blog:
http://elvislife.blogspot.com/
Now click to see the comments on his post ” Picture Yourself in a Magical Tropical Paradise”
All the comments are obviously made by some sort of automated program, hahahaha, just look at the format of the comments there.
HEY ELVIS, NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT. NOW BEAT IT PUNK!!
HAHAHAHA!
This is to much! haha!
Take your time and look at the comments! it’s hilarious! hahaha!
Elvis is not only an expert in picking up third world child prostitutes und curing cancer and HIV, but also in make up secrets of the stars, eye make up secrets, beauty secrets for hair, hollywood make up secrets and alpha male!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! haarrrrrr!
I would have expected that someone who puts so much effort in beauty doesn’t look like the typical sex tourist!
hahahahahahahaha!
What a schmock!
I would’ve lost all my respect for Mystery if he had really competed with thi loser!
Shame on cliff though for trying to resozialize this child abuser!
cliff himself looks like a needy elementary school teacher who molests little boys!
wtf does this have to do wih PU?
Fuck this Shit!
HAHAHAHAHAH
ha ha
“HEY ELVIS, NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT. NOW BEAT IT PUNK!!”
~L8er
Sould be traduced to
“HEY ELVIS ,ME DON’T CARES TO GET LAID ,
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SIT HERE WATCHING
PORN AND FLAMING THE GUYS THAT GET LAID”