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Dimitri The Lover Contest – Win A Free iPhone!

July 14, 2008 by  
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Hey Guys,

Last week I got the bright idea that it’d be fun to have a contest to honor the Douchiest Phone Message in history.

So this weekend I sat down and tried to think of a prize WORTHY of such a contest, and as I was walking by the Apple Store at a local mall here in LA and saw the MASSIVE line for the new iPhone G3, I said to myself – "You know what? That would be a great prize!"

So here’s the deal – I will write a check to the winner of the DImitri Contest for the full amount of a brand new, 8 Gig, Apple G3 iPhone.

So you can go out and buy the iPhone if you want, or you can use the money for whatever.  I don’t care.  But I wanted the prize to be WORTH something, because to me, only contests that have great prizes are the funnest to enter into.

So what do you have to do to win the contest?  Well, it’s very simple…

1.  Call my voicemail at 818-462-5196

2.  Leave the docuhiest voicemail you possibly can, in the spirit of Dimitri the Lover.  (Pretend you’re leaving a voicemail for some girl you met – or you can leave it for me!  Whatever you want)

If you want to hear the original Dimitri Message, you can do so by clicking here.

That’s pretty much it.  The person with the douchiest phone message wins.  Anyone with a phone can enter.  You can leave more than one message if you want.  You can be a guy or girl, doesn’t matter.  You do have to be 18 or older, though.

The winner will be announced next week.

Get Your Free Guide Here!

Comments

20 Responses to “Dimitri The Lover Contest – Win A Free iPhone!”
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