PUA Crashers

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Well, looks like there’s finally a movie coming out about the Pick-Up community.  The trailer hit the internet this morning, and from the looks of it, two of the biggest names in the seduction community are behind it!  I personally never thought I’d see these two personalities team up, especially considering all the bad blood that’s between them, but I guess the riches Hollywood had to offer made them put their differences aside and work together for the first time.

For those of you interested in checking out the trailer, click here.

Real Asian Dynamics

August 27, 2005 by  
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Wow, now this is funny…

I can’t believe RSD ripped off these guy’s website.  =)

Naked Women Wrestling

June 7, 2005 by  
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Best.  Website.  Ever.

Official Orgasm Day

May 25, 2005 by  
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Only in Brazil would this happen…

Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil’s conservative north-east -
until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday,
which he said was intended to improve relationships between married
couples.

"We’re celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There’s even a
panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I’ve seen,
women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in
marriage," Santolia said.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been
unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but the town’s
former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal
holiday.

The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday.
Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the
bill today.

"I’m 32, single and I have an open mind. Besides the theme is
very much of the moment," he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by
sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler’s
play The Vagina Monologues.

You gotta love a country that officially devotes an entire day to cumming.

Hat tip to intlzncster for this one.  =)

Alpha Body Language

June 15, 2004 by  
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There’s a new video up on the Badboy forums that REDEFINES how those CRAZY Europeans view…

ALPHA BODY LANGUAGE!

You can witness it for yourself here.

In the heat… of the… niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…

New SS Approaching Technique

June 11, 2004 by  
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I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t read it with my own eyes…

Tom Sawyer writes:
MINE’99 is teaching something called Walkup Diamond, where a person superimposes a diamond on an HB and uses the points of the diamond to sarge with.

Is anyone using this?

If so, how is it working? And, what is the best way to make it work?

Seeing as how this was just begging to be responded to, the regulars at mASF were more than happy to oblige…

Alessandro writes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OHMYFUCKINGGAWD.

Coolwater writes:
ROFLMAO. HAHAHA LOL.

And of course, my favorite response goes to the one and only jlaix:

jlaix writes:
This is even BETTER.

I am field-testing the JLAIX WALK-UP ANUS. This is where I superimpose an imaginary anus on the chick’s head as I approach. Then, by observing the various levels of anal sphincter dilation, it allows me to calibrate VERY effectively. If the sphincter muscle is tight and pinhole-small, I know I need to build more comfort to "unlock" her. However, if I can see her entire face through the anal opening, I know it’s ON BABY!!!!! That’s when it’s time to FIST FUCK!

ROFL.  But a post about SS wouldn’t be complete unless there’s a retort by the infamous MINE’99.

MINE’99 writes:
My student, Vince, has been using the Walk-Up Diamond with great success.  In fact, he’s at the Standard virtually every night making out with a hot chick and pulling women right out from under Tyler, Papa, Mystery and the rest of them.

The advantage of the diamond is it gives you a focus to select from 4 different approach attitudes, so you can rapidly cycle from different attractive aspects of your personality, fractionating her from the very start of the sarge.

We are offering a field workshop in this, perhaps the start of many such workshops. If you want to find out what SS can really do IN THE FIELD, without having to pimp, peacock, or hang out in clubs til 4am, email me at:

sandworm77@comcast.net

You know, I’ve been out with Vince Kelvin (the guy MINE’99 is referring to) before.  Back in my SS days, I looked at Vince as a God, because he was the only person I ever met who would actually go out in the real world and DO this stuff.  And I gotta hand it to the guy, he CAN approach women.  But with all due respect to Vince, I’ve seen Tyler and Mystery do stuff with women that would blow him away.  And I just can’t buy that he’s at the Standard EVERY NIGHT outgaming two of the best there are.

For instance, on Wednesday ALONE, I saw Tyler with two seperate hot women within the span of maybe 3 hours.  Both he pulled to the mansion.  I saw Mystery play two incredibly hot girls (one’s a blonde bombshell, the other is a stirpper) against each other so they were actually FIGHTING over him!  The blonde ended up trying to pull another girl for a threesome just so she could outdo the stripper!

I have yet to see or hear anything from the SS camp that comes close to the shit the guys at the mansion are pulling on a daily basis!

Anyway, if you want to take a look at the WHOLE thread, you can check it out by clicking here.

James Method, Version 2

June 9, 2004 by  
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So tragic, it’s funny.  =)

http://www.thejamesmethod.com/jm2/

I wonder how many times Ashton Kuchar has jumped out after someone actually bought this thing and shrieked "You’ve been Punk’d!"

Quote of the Day

June 7, 2004 by  
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Cortez, from the Playboy Central boards, has some great advice for all you AFCs out there.

Cortez writes:
Take monday for reading and other days for sarging.

Truer words were never spoken.  =)

Um…

June 3, 2004 by  
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That’s the last time I do an audio recording at two in the morning.

Fleshlights???

May 25, 2004 by  
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I just saw an advertisement on Askmen.com for a fleshlight!  For those of you free internet porn fellas out there, you’ll know what I’m talking about.  The flashlight retrofitted for your johnnie’s assault when a real gal ain’t around.  It’s pretty much standard advertisement fare for the seedy side of the internet.  And now, we see it on Askmen.com.  Has AM gone completely whore now?  I guess they’re giving up any air of respectability in order to cash in.  But the surprising thing is, how good must the fleshlight be doing to be able to AFFORD an add on Askmen.com in the first place???

Honestly, there must be a shitload of people out there with the fleshlight at their beck and call.  Is there anyone out there that actually HAS one of these things?  If you do, please comment on it so I can understand the appeal, because frankly, it boggles my mind why anyone would wanna fuck a maglight.

Oh, and need I say it?  Yet another sign of the apocalypse.

Favorite Sig

May 25, 2004 by  
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I know this is a dumb thing to blog about, but what the hell, it’s my blog.  =)

A lot of posters have little signature things they attach to the end of their posts on mASF and other message boards/emails.  Usually they have something to do with the philosophy or life outlook of the person posting.  I’m just curious what the best Signature attachments you guys have seen are?

One of my favorites is from AFCPUA, from fast-seduction, which goes like this:

"hoes eat dick like eggs and steak"

I think this says a lot about life in general.  But I digress…

So what’s your favorite all-time sig?

Get your Pimp Names

May 14, 2004 by  
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Thanks to Jlaix for pointing this one out.  Get your Pimp Names here:

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

Be sure to post what yours is in the comment’s section.  Mine is Professor Truth M. Slither. 

Solid!

Shark Video

May 13, 2004 by  
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If anyone is curious about checking out a video with Croatian PUA Shark going at it, there’s one up at BadBoy’s website:

www.playboylifestyle.net/video/I_like_you.wmv

There’s not much to learn from watching the video, since any sound is drowned out by the Eminem score.  But it is an interesting look at the Croatian nightlife (all be it, a short one).  I’d be interested in seeing more video like this with actual SOUND of the PUA doing his thing.

Some Major Mark Quotes

May 11, 2004 by  
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Okay, since I did this with Rick H, I may as well do this with the good Major, since he had a lot of great quotes at the recent Double Your Dating Masters Seminar as well.

“At any given time, you can feel any emotion you want.”
“In trance, everything is real.”
“You only have one limiting belief.  And it’s that you think there are things called ‘limiting beliefs.’”
“The most dangerous thing for most men is a girl.”
“It only takes you one time to learn something.”
“Every time you jerk off, you’re having sex with a man.”
“Don’t practice failing.  Practice success.”
“Whatever experience you have goes into your belief system.”
“All women wanna be fucked.  Women expect you to show up, charm them, and fuck them.”
“Women will change and do anything in life to experience what they want.”
“If you’re not in control of yourself, how can you be in control of others?”
“You can do whatever you want, nobody cares what you do.”

There you go.  Words of wisdom from everyone’s favorite seduction-related hypnotherapist.  If you want to find out more about Major Mark, check out his website at www.trucor.com.

Results of RSD Beauty Contest

May 9, 2004 by  
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Okay, well, we had a lot of comments on the RSD crew and how “good looking” they are.  So I tallied the results and averaged them together to find out once and for all who is *hot* and who is NOT!  So here’s what the voting breaks down to:

(rounded to the closest decimal point)
Xaneus – 6.9
Tyler Durden – 6.9
Papa – 7.0
PlayboyLA  — 7.8
Dreamweaver – 7.8
The One – 8.0
Twentysix – 8.6
Tari – 9.0

In all fairness, Tari only had one vote (you know who you are!), so take that 9.0 with a grain of salt.

Anyway, the big upset winner of the big PUA Beauty contest is:  TWENTYSIX!  But I’d also like to commend all the guys, who’s average rating is between a 7 and an 8.  Congratulations!  A bunch of guys on the internet think you’re hot.  Mom would be proud.  =)

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