Scientific Proof: Fat Guys Are Better Lovers

September 9, 2010 by  
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The Daily Telegraph reports on SCIENTIFIC PROOF that fat guys do it better…

FAT men last longer in bed, while lean gym jocks are prone to premature ejaculation, a new study has found.

The scientific research, from Erciyes University in Turkey, found that men with excess body fat develop more female sex hormones that influence their sexual performance.

Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.

The survey’s results found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love making, while others only lasted 1.8 minutes.

To find the results, researchers spent a year recording the body mass index (BMI) of more than 100 patients referred for specialist treatment.

They compared these results with 100 other male patients who lasted longer during sex.

Results concluded that the men needing treatment for premature ejaculation had lower BMI scores, meaning they were fitter.

“We found that premature ejaculators were leaner,” the report stated.

So all you skinny guys out there – science has PROVEN you guys blow your load too soon.  So… neener neener!  lol.

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5 Responses to “Scientific Proof: Fat Guys Are Better Lovers”
  1. An alternative theory is that these fat guys are more likely to be sleeping with undesriable girls and therefore are less excited about the act and as a result last longer while the “gym jocks” are more likely to be banging more attractive girls, get more excited about the experience and cum sooner ;-)

  2. Thundercat says:

    Nahhhh. That’s crazy talk!

  3. chris says:

    Lol, looks like I will have to put on a few more pounds then.

  4. Z says:

    The headline is misleading. Lasting longer in bed doesn’t necessarily mean better lover.

  5. Penis says:

    Though extra poundage may slow down premature ejaculation, it can – and most likely will – lead to many other sexual dysfunctions.

    1) Sexual stamina: your ability to have sex for a long time is decreased when overweight because the more overweight you are, the quicker you get winded.

    2) Obesity is one of the main causes of erectile dysfunction. In other words, being fat can stop you from being able to get hard.

    3) For every 40 pounds of fat you gain, your penis shrinks one inch (look it up online. there are several articles on this).

    In short (pun intended), being overweight drastically decreases your sexual performance.

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