Top 10 Contest #2 – Most Embarassing Moment

December 26, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under News

Hey guys,

Sorry for the lack of updates, being at my parent’s place makes it so that internet access is spotty at best. But I’ll try and update as much as possible.

Quick note: The unveiling of the Top 10 May have to be pushed back a day or two. Traditionally I like to unveil the list on New Years, but I haven’t had the time to write everything I need to for it. So please bear with me.

As to Top 10 Contest #1, the winner is: JEREMIAH! Everyone who participated in the contest had great posts, but for some reason, Jeremiah’s struck the truest to me. Here’s the winning "AH HA!" Moment:

Jeremiah writes:

I must say that the biggest Ah Ha! moment I had this year, and bear
in mind, ther have been 100s of these, was with a 35 year-old milfy
nurse. This is when it ALL came together for me. One and half year of
approaching and sarging, which started with DD’s materials. I also
bought a number of the best pickup products out there which helped me
evolve.

I must have nailed my group-set approach. The way HBNurse looked at
me as soon I entered the set confirmed this. To her side was her best
friend, a hotty as well. And to her friend’s side were AFCs. These guys
were trying to buy them a drink. I find it hard to believe that in 2007
people still buy girls drinks, but whatever!

These guys left as I took over and they saw the HBNurse all over me.
She touched my hair, so I used the "don’t touch the merchandise"
routine. We talked some more. At some point she said "kick the bucket,
mutherfu** it." I asked her what that expression meant.

And she looked deep into my eyes and said, "when people in my town
say that it means we’re going to take them and fu** them all night
long."

I tried not to show how sexually excited I was but I think I failed, because she said,

"But not you, because you just pissed me off."

It was a shit-test. I tried to nudge her, but then she said, "don’t touch me." She was using what I had told her.

HBNurse was Upset. Then what happend surprised me. I went on to
change the topic to change her mood and use some micro-calibration. It
worked for a while. But here’s the best part. As soon as I disqualified
myself to her friend, HBNurse jumped all over me. The more I
disqualified myself, the more she wanted me! It all went great from
there. I spent all night banging her at her hotel room!

It was in the morning that I had the biggest AHA moment so far: I
had come into the group set SO powerfully attractive that this gorgeous
milf had needed an excuse not to have sex with me. She was looking for
a way out of having to bed me. It hadn’t clicked until then that I Was
The Man.

I had already prepared myself so much with the help of the community
that I had not kept tabs into how much I had evolved. I was now the
high valued one because of all the work I had done. And I would have
messed it up had I not changed the topic and disqualify myself enough
for her to make it seem like it was her choice. I cannot begin to
explain how powerful this was to me, and from there my AFC days were a
thing of the past.

By the way, the following day, fresh from sex, I picked up another
girl! This was my first day-game pickup and the girl was so cool and
beautiful, the kind of woman I want to marry. It’s true, sex leads to
more sex. But that’s a whole other Ah-Ha moment!

So here’s celebrating these "Ah Ha" moments in 2007. Who knows what next year will bring, but I think I have an idea…:)

Jeremiah, just email me for info on how to claim your prize.

Now it’s time for contest #2. This contest is for the most embarrassing "pick up" moment you’ve ever seen or experienced yourself! They can be funny or painful, doesn’t matter, as long as it isn’t made up. Just post your embarrassing moment in this thread, and I’ll pick my favorite.

So what’s up for grabs this time around?

How about a $100 Apple Store gift certificate? Sound good? Worth playing for?

Remember, you can win more than one contest, so be sure to participate in all of them!

So spread the word and let everyone know about the prizes you can win leading up to the triumphant unveiling of the top 10 pick up artists for 2007!