How To Seduce A Geeky Girl

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So over on this site called Tech.Chick.Blog, the author wrote a post about how guys can score with a geeky girl.  So if you’re a dude to knows all the blueprints to the Starship Enterprise, this is a must-check-out for you.

1) Why do geek girls find geek guys attractive? Does it go beyond the
ill-fitting clothes, the recent stench of stale pizza and spilled mountain
dew, and the CRT radiation-burned eyeballs?

    That look is one of a man who is almost guaranteed to know a few good Borg jokes, think you look cute with glasses on, and would jump at the chance to spend the entire weekend watching all three extended versions of LOTR in a row (while going through six pots of coffee) with you.

2) What can a geek guy do to get a geek girl to notice him?

    OK, boys.  This goes for every girl, not just the she-geeks:  Remember the names of her pets.   They double as her best friends, roommates, and babies, so you’d better know who is who.  Oh, that works if she has kids too.

    If she is nobody’s mommy, then ask her permission to add her as a friend on__(web 2.0 site)__. Why? Because you get an auto-halo for extra manners, and it makes you stand out.

3) Does a geek girl judge a geek guy on the technology that he surrounds
himself with?

    No, as long as nothing is from pre-2002. Or the technology of personal pleasure.

4) True/False: Geek girls are more affectionate than non-geek girls. Why?

    False in my case. I hate poetry, romantic movies, and long walks on the beach. Why? Because none of that stuff is funny, and I prefer to be laughing.

5) What is the one conversation topic that a geek girl can’t resist?

    Anything that involves you seeking her opinion on something, you listening to what it is, and you not staring at her breasts the whole time she’s talking.  And just make sure you aren’t asking her opinion of your naked photos.

6) Have you ever used your girl geekiness to sway the outcome of an event
that a geek boy controlled? Say, for example, your ability to acquire an
Xbox 360 on the day of release?

    YES. Why wouldn’t I? These things are like magic…melons.

7) Do geek boys make better longterm relationship partners that non-geeks?
Why?

    Yes. Because the couple that stumbles together, stays together.

True/False: Geek girls are impressed by geek boys that continuously show them how much smarter they are.

    False. Intelligence is totally seductive, but don’t try to flaunt it. Especially when you know I’ll beat you.

9) Amongst the members of the tribe ‘geek’, sexism does not exist. All
geeks are created equal, therefore all are paid equal. Is this true in your
experience?

    IT is like any other industry, and that question is boring.

10) What is the worst pick up line that a geek boy has used on you?

    “Wanna star in my podcast?” (see #5)

She forgot a couple VITAL techniques to use on Geek Girls that almost always work.  I’ll try and outline them for you guys out there who are into these types of chicks.

1.  Brush up on your anime.  Most geek girls are into some type of Japanese cartoon, so it helps your cause if you’ve seen "Vampire Hunter D" or something like that.

2.  Most geek girls really resent pop-culture pretty girls like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc.  So if you make fun of those types of girls, you’ll score major points with your geek chick.

3.  Most geek girls will be into some type of massive multiplayer online game (usually warcraft).  Ask her about her character and next time you go on the game, look her up to socialize.

4.  If the girl’s not a tech geek, she might be a theater geek.  In that case, you may need to learn a thing or two about musicals and acting.

5.  Remember that every girl operates pretty much the same way emotionally, so at some point, you’re going to have to move away from the geeky stuff and appeal to the feminine side of her like you would any other girl.

6.  Geek girls seem to like sarcasm, so if you can be a little sarcastic with your humor, that can go a long way.  (I think this is because intelligent people pick up on sarcasm really well!)

Okay, I’m sure there’s more stuff you can do to score with a geek chick, I just can’t think of anything else.  If you have some tips in this area, leave a comment in this thread.

Larry Flynt Is Tracking 20 Sex Scandals

A while ago I posted about how Larry Flint is offering a reward for proof of a sex scandal in Washington.  In fact, it took out a full page ad in the Washington Times advertising the scheme.  Well, it finally looks like it’s paying off…

Larry Flynt, the porn-industry magnate who first linked Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) to the escort service of the “D.C. Madam,” said Wednesday that his investigators are tracking more than 20 leads on alleged congressional sex scandals.

As Vitter remained missing in action for two Senate votes on defense policy, Flynt insisted that he exposed the conservative lawmaker’s sexual indiscretions only because they contradicted Vitter’s longtime defense of the “sanctity of marriage.”

“If someone’s living a life contrary to the way they’re advocating … then they become fair game,” Flynt told reporters. “I don’t want a man like that legislating for me, especially in the area of morality.”

In addition to the phone records of “D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey, accused of prostitution and racketeering by federal authorities, Flynt is mining responses to an ad he placed last month in The Washington Post. The ad promised a million-dollar reward for anyone providing evidence of illicit encounters with members of Congress.

The 20-plus new leads, Flynt said, come from the newspaper ad and not Palfrey. The Hustler publisher, arrested and jailed multiple times during his decades-long career, vowed to provide clear proof and only out lawmakers whom he perceives to be hypocrites.

“You guys always know, [from] the past, I deliver,” Flynt said. “And if I fail to, the mainstream media will crush me like a bug.”

The Vitter scandal has touched off new anxiety among Republicans over whether their party will pay the price for members who fail to live up to their moral principles. Flynt, an unabashed Democrat, acknowledged that the GOP provides him with easier targets.

“Republicans are more fun because they get caught so easily,” Flynt said. “They’ve been living a repressed life all their life. Democrats are liberal — they wear it on their sleeve. Their sex life is what it is. They don’t spend their whole life trying to cover it up.”

Flynt released the particular wireless phone bill containing Vitter’s phone number on Palfrey’s calling list, confirming that the Louisianan contacted the escort service while serving in the House. Flynt also claimed to have testimony from five New Orleans prostitutes about their sexual encounters with Vitter, adding that that quintet would likely share the $1 million bounty with Palfrey.

You know, it’s hard to side with a guy like Flynt because he is such a scumbag, but you know what?  He’s right about this.  In this country it’s so hard to be comfortable with sexuality because we have people in power who feel the need to dictate what is considered "moral" in terms of sexuality and what isn’t.  Holding the people who make the laws up to a higher standard is a good way to keep people honest.  However, it’s also a good way to get them to attack you.  I’m sure Flynt is prepared for the government to come after him in some way for doing this.

If Women Ruled The World…

Ha, ha, this is too funny…

I found a page with some pictured of the way things would be if women ruled the world.  Oddly enough, I think they are scary accurate!  =)

Click Here To See A Vision Of The World If Women Ruled It!

I think my favorite is the picture of the car lot.  It’s so true!

Man Owes Child Support For A Kid That’s Not His

This is disgusting…

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (CNN) — Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl’s mother, is not his daughter.
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Francisco Rodriguez is fighting for leniency in his paternity case. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said.

Rodriguez, who is married with two daughters and a son from his wife’s previous marriage, is fighting for leniency. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said at a recent court hearing.

He says he knew nothing about the other girl until paperwork showed up about four years ago saying he was the father.

He now has DNA results that show the 15-year-old girl wasn’t fathered by him. He even has an affidavit from the girl’s mother — a former girlfriend from 1990 — saying he’s "not the father" and asking that Rodriguez no longer be required to pay child support.

Yet the state of Florida is continuing to push him to pay $305 a month to support the girl, as well as the more than $10,000 already owed. He spent a night in jail because of his delinquent payments.

Why is he in such a bind?

He missed the deadline to legally contest paternity. That’s because, he says, the paperwork didn’t reach him until after the deadline had passed.

Jesus freakin’ Cristy.  When does common sense come into play here?  This poor guy is being gouged by the government for a kid that isn’t even his. The kid’s own MOTHER doesn’t want him paying child support!  Just more proof that in America, men get screwed by the courts on a consistent basis.  I’m sure this guy isn’t the first dude this has happened to either.  I’m just surprised he’s not living in California!

Man Owes Child Support For A Kid That’s Not His

This is disgusting…

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (CNN) — Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl’s mother, is not his daughter.
art.rodriguez.wsvn.jpg

Francisco Rodriguez is fighting for leniency in his paternity case. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said.

Rodriguez, who is married with two daughters and a son from his wife’s previous marriage, is fighting for leniency. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said at a recent court hearing.

He says he knew nothing about the other girl until paperwork showed up about four years ago saying he was the father.

He now has DNA results that show the 15-year-old girl wasn’t fathered by him. He even has an affidavit from the girl’s mother — a former girlfriend from 1990 — saying he’s "not the father" and asking that Rodriguez no longer be required to pay child support.

Yet the state of Florida is continuing to push him to pay $305 a month to support the girl, as well as the more than $10,000 already owed. He spent a night in jail because of his delinquent payments.

Why is he in such a bind?

He missed the deadline to legally contest paternity. That’s because, he says, the paperwork didn’t reach him until after the deadline had passed.

Jesus freakin’ Cristy.  When does common sense come into play here?  This poor guy is being gouged by the government for a kid that isn’t even his. The kid’s own MOTHER doesn’t want him paying child support!  Just more proof that in America, men get screwed by the courts on a consistent basis.  I’m sure this guy isn’t the first dude this has happened to either.  I’m just surprised he’s not living in California!

Man Owes Child Support For A Kid That’s Not His

This is disgusting…

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (CNN) — Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl’s mother, is not his daughter.
art.rodriguez.wsvn.jpg

Francisco Rodriguez is fighting for leniency in his paternity case. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said.

Rodriguez, who is married with two daughters and a son from his wife’s previous marriage, is fighting for leniency. "It’s not right. I’m not the father, " he said at a recent court hearing.

He says he knew nothing about the other girl until paperwork showed up about four years ago saying he was the father.

He now has DNA results that show the 15-year-old girl wasn’t fathered by him. He even has an affidavit from the girl’s mother — a former girlfriend from 1990 — saying he’s "not the father" and asking that Rodriguez no longer be required to pay child support.

Yet the state of Florida is continuing to push him to pay $305 a month to support the girl, as well as the more than $10,000 already owed. He spent a night in jail because of his delinquent payments.

Why is he in such a bind?

He missed the deadline to legally contest paternity. That’s because, he says, the paperwork didn’t reach him until after the deadline had passed.

Jesus freakin’ Cristy.  When does common sense come into play here?  This poor guy is being gouged by the government for a kid that isn’t even his. The kid’s own MOTHER doesn’t want him paying child support!  Just more proof that in America, men get screwed by the courts on a consistent basis.  I’m sure this guy isn’t the first dude this has happened to either.  I’m just surprised he’s not living in California!

Men Just As Talkative As Women?

So it would appear, according to a new study, that men are actually just as chatty as women…

Researchers who bugged 400 students to log their chats found little difference in word count between the sexes.

The University of Arizona study, in Science, conflicts with previous US research suggesting women talk almost three times as much as men.

Whether someone was an introvert or an extrovert was more important, said relationship experts.

What are the 546 words women say that men don’t?

In the study, women spoke a daily average of 16,215 words during their waking hours, and men 15,669 words.

The researchers say this difference is not significant.

Lead researcher Matthias Mehl said: "What’s a 500-word difference, compared to the 45,000-word difference between the most and the least talkative persons?"

The most talkative man in the study used 47,000 words while the least used a little more than 500 over a few days.

The researchers admit that their findings may not apply to all men as they only studied university students.

Also – who were the men talking to?  Because let me tell you, when you’re on the phone with a girl, you tend to be a lot more chatty than you’d normally be!

How Porn Influences Your Social Life

This graph pretty much sums it up…

Prison Sex

Honestly, I only thought stuff like this happened on Cinemax…

YUMA, Ariz. —  Sheriff’s officials in Yuma County are asking for felony charges against a female inmate who allegedly had sex with three sheriff’s detention officers.

The detention officers were arrested last month and have been charged with felonies for alleged incidents with four inmates over several months. They are no longer employed by the sheriff’s office.

Deputies brought inmate Shannon Rose, 32, to Yuma Justice Court on Tuesday, where she made an initial appearance on seven felony charges of unlawful sex acts by a prisoner. The Yuma County Attorney is expected to decide by Friday if she should be formally charged.

Sheriff’s Capt. Eben Bratcher said three other female inmates are involved. He said the investigation was ongoing and a decision on possible charges has not yet been made.

"There is still more for us to find out," Bratcher said.

According to court records, Rose admitted to having oral sex with at least three detention officers during her nine months at the Yuma County jail.

Court records said Rose admitted to passing sexually explicit notes to the detention officers, which eventually led to having conversations with them.

Rose was serving a 315-day sentence when the alleged crimes with the detention officers happened. She was scheduled to be released in less than three weeks.

Rose admitted to at least 12 sexual acts with detention officers, court records indicated.

Former officer Justin Herrera, 26, has been charged with two counts of unlawful sexual conduct by a corrections officer.

Jose Espinoza, 26, has been charged with six counts of unlawful sexual conduct by a corrections officer, sexual assault and kidnapping. Kenneth Smith, 34, was charged with one count of sexual assault and three counts of unlawful sexual conduct by a corrections officer.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "jailbait" doesn’t it?  =)

Know When To Dump That Bitch…

Sometimes, I just don’t get men…

HONG KONG (Reuters) – A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
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Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.

During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.

"Po became hysterical when she saw the wound and mopped it with a towel. The pair then went to bed," the paper said.

"The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok’s right eye," it said.

Two days later, he sought medical treatment and filed a police report against Po, whom he had dated since 1993.

The paper said he didn’t report the attack six years ago, telling the court his silence was "a love sacrifice."

Kwok lost 10 to 20 percent vision in his right eye, the paper said.

Po was jailed for six months on Tuesday.

"If I forgive her, God would not forgive me," the paper quoted Kwok as saying. "No matter what, nothing could compensate for the loss of my eye."

I’m sorry, but if a girl STABS ME IN MY EYE, that’s a cue to dump her and never ever EVER get back together again. EV-ER.  What kind of a hard-up loser would stay with a girl who repeatedly STABS HIM IN HIS EYE?  This loser definitely got what he deserved for being a total dumb ass.  But I do think this is good commentary about the state of affairs for men who simply can’t get laid, so they stick with whatever woman they can get, even if it’s BAD for them.

Best. Job. Ev-er.

So I guess the good folks in Melbourne Australia like to keep tags on their hookers, and they pay some very lucky private investigators to do it…

Illegal city brothels will proliferate in Melbourne’s city centre, according to the owners of legal brothels, unless the State Government cracks down on their operators.

The warning came after the Melbourne City Council last night decided against resuming its former policy of paying private investigators to have sex in illegal brothels, to gather evidence of a breach of planning rules.

Instead, Lord Mayor John So will join with the Municipal Association of Victoria to put pressure on the State Government’s Consumer Affairs Department to do more about illegal brothels.

Planners say illegal brothels in the city centre are growing.

Under the 1994 Prostitution Control Act, which legalised prostitution in Victoria, Consumer Affairs Victoria is charged with enforcement action against illegal operators. But critics say the department never takes action against illegal brothels.

Municipal Association of Victoria president Dick Gross wrote to Premier Steve Bracks earlier this year complaining that the department had never taken "successful enforcement action against an illegal brothel".

Cr Gross said last night he was pleased the Lord Mayor was taking up the issue.

But the Australian Adult Entertainment Industry, the group representing legal brothels and escort agencies, dismissed the Lord Mayor’s response as "half-baked".

So let me get this straight… they’re paying men to go to brothers, have sex, and report on stuff?  No wonder no one is shutting down illegal brothels!  Who’d want to lose that job?  lol.

Special 4th Of July Post: Drunk Girl Does Anal Fireworks

Okay, so I took the 4th of July week off from posting, mainly so I could go have some fun in the sunny California weather and enjoy a nice BBQ.  But to celebrate the 4th of July and America’s Independence, I want to share with you a little video that both celebrates our freedoms and reminds us how awesome America is.

And that, my friends, is a video of a drunk girl firing bottle rockets from her ass.

Not only does she have a very nice ass, but the video is quite funny!

Enjoy!  And God Bless America!

How To Initiate Conversation

I found an article about how to strike up conversations with people which is actually pretty good.  It sounds like whoever wrote this article has read my stuff on approaching and rapport – I’d be interested to know if that’s the case.  Anyway, the article is focused on how to start conversations with anyone – not just women – but the same rules apply.  Check out the highlights…

The Approach

When it comes to being social, the less analytical and formulaic you are the better. Try not to map out your every move and plan too much. Although we are talking about how to initiate conversation, these are really only tips. When it comes to the approach, though, there are some things you should keep in mind.

Different situations call for different approaches. Formal situations call for something more formal and relaxed ones should be relaxed.

At a work function, for instance, be a little formal and introduce yourself. People will want to know who you are and what you do right away. This isn’t to say you should only talk about work, but an introduction and handshake is appropriate.

If you’re at a bar then things are very different and you should be much more open to unstructured introductions. Personally, I don’t like the idea of walking directly to someone to talk to them. It’s too direct. I like the sense of randomness that comes with meeting new people.

However, if there is rapport already established, go for it. If not, take a wander, buy a drink and be aware of where people are. If there is someone you would like to talk to, make yourself available and not sit all night etc.

When someone is alone and looks bored, do them a favor and approach them. No matter how bad the conversation might get, they should at least appreciate the company and friendliness.

Briefly, Approaching Groups

When integrating with an established group conversation there is really one thing to know. That is to establish the ‘leader’ and introduce yourself to them. I mentioned that before, but here is how and why.

The Why is the leader of a group conversation is probably the more social and outgoing. They will more readily accept your introduction and then introduce you to the rest of the group. This hierarchy in a group conversation is much more prevalent in formal situations where one person is leading the conversation.

A group of friends out for the night is much more difficult to crack. This may even be another topic for discussion, but one thing I know that works is initiating conversation with a ’stray’. It sounds predatorial, but it works.

More often than not this occurs without intention, but if you do really want to get into a group of friends, your best bet is approaching one of them while they are away from the group and being invited into the group.

It is possible, like everything, to approach a group outright and join them. However, this is almost an art and requires another specific post.
How To Initiate Conversation

Topics Of Conversation

Other than confidence, the next thing people who have trouble initiating conversations lack is conversation! So here are a few tips to get the ball rolling.

1. Small talk sucks. It’s boring and a lot of people already begin to zone out when questions like, “What do you do?” or “What’s with this weather?” come up. Just skip it.
2. Everything is fair game. If you are in the company of someone and a thought strikes you, share it. “This drink is garbage! What are you drinking?” “Where did you get that outfit?”
3. Opinions matter. This is any easy way to hit the ground running in conversation. Everyone has one, and when you share yours, another will reveal itself. The great thing about this line of thought is that you are instantly learning about the other person and what they like, dislike etc.
4. Environment. The place you’re in is full of things to comment on. The DJ, band, fashions; start talking about what you see.
5. Current Events. Unless it’s something accessible or light-hearted, forget it. Don’t launch into your opinion on the war. If your city has recently put a ban on smoking inside venues, like mine has, ask what they think about it.
6. Speaking of smoking. If you are a smoker in such a city, you are in luck. Although there is the inconvenience of being ostracized outside to smoke, you are instantly thrust into a group of like-minded people. Consider this possibly the easiest forum for flirtation and new conversation.

So there’s some pretty good guidelines there.  If you’re having trouble talking people up, you may want to check this article out.

Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around

Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites.  Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say.  (Brilliant, isn’t it?)  These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com.  The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening.  Check out my favorites:

Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]

Wow.  Just… wow.

Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around

Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites.  Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say.  (Brilliant, isn’t it?)  These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com.  The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening.  Check out my favorites:

Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]

Wow.  Just… wow.

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