The Real – Honest To God – Ball Breaker
June 13, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
This bitch deserves to die. Seriously.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That’s yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
‘Pulled hard’
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones’s house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
You don’t mess with another man’s package like that. EVER. There should be a fuckin’ database of "ball offenders" who need to register and tell all their neighbors about their crimes.
No Happy Endings – Iran Votes To Kill Porn Stars
June 13, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
There’s always been a debate about pornographic material here in America, but I don’t think the far right would ever go this far:
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran’s parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.
With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at the Wednesday session of the 290-seat parliament approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corruptors of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corruptors of the world."
The term, "corruptor of the world" is taken from the Quran, the Muslims’ holy book, and ranks among the highest on the scale of an individual’s criminal offenses. Under Iran’s Islamic Penal Code, it carries a death penalty.
The "main elements" refered to in the draft include producers, directors, cameramen and actors involved in making a pornographic video.
The bill also envisages convictions ranging from one year imprisonment to a death sentence for the main distributors of the movies and also producers of Web sites in which the pornographic works would appear.
Besides videos, the bill covers all electronic visual material, such as DVD and CDs. Other material, such as porn magazines and books are already banned under Iranian law.
To become law, the bill requires an approval by the Guardian Council, a constitutional watchdog in Iran.
Apparently the bill just stopped short of making it illegal to WATCH the darn stuff. No wonder they have people running around blowing themselves up in that part of the world. If they just had more pornography, they’d probably just be content to stay at home all day long!
I say we airdrop some Playboys into Fallujah STAT!
Anyway, apparently this whole bill came up as a response to a recent "sex tape scandal" in Iran where their own version of Paris Hilton – some Iranian actress – was filmed doing the nasty and then had it released.
What gets me about THAT particular event was that the poor woman involved had absolutely NO part in making the video available to the public, yet people what to have her whipped and sent to jail. Jeesh.
I’d like to see the passage in the Koran where it says it’s okay to kill a billion people in the name of Muhammad, but you can’t look at a naked lady.
My Dinner With Badboy…
June 11, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under News
Last night I sat down at the Velvet Margarita, a posh Mexican restaurant in the heart of Hollywood, with Croatia’s preeminent pickup artist, Badboy.
For those of you who have been following this blog for some time, you’ll know that Badboy is one of the "real deal" pick up teachers out there. While Mystery Method and Real Social Dynamics were duking it out here in the states, Badboy was content to teach his own style of "Direct Game" pick up over in Europe.
People who’ve taken Badboy’s workshops become die-hard converts. A few of these people have been friends of mine, and while I was always interested in checking out Badboy’s skills, I was reluctant to make the 18 hour flight to Europe for the pleasure of doing so.
But recently, Badboy was able to get a work visa for the USA, and is now here, for the first time, in the states ready to prove that his method works just as well with American chicks as it does with the Eastern European ones.
By dinner with Badboy was a pretty low key affair. It was just him, me, and his business manager Nick Savoy. We spent the time sharing stories of the "good old days" as I like to call them, as well as a few current theories and adventures.
Probably the highlight of the conversation was when Badboy laid down his "One Dick" rule, which he explained pretty much stated that when it comes time to "close the deal," he’s the only guy allowed within a 50 yard proximity. I thought that was pretty funny.
Badboy is certainly an interesting character, but I found him to be a very cool guy and funny. While we were leaving the restaurant, he even offered to let me go out the door ahead of him, saying "Ladies first," in his thick Croatian accent with his lopsided smile. Ahhhh… nothing like a good-old AMOG.
Badboy is going to be teaching some workshops in the LA area very soon, so keep an eye out on www.badboylifestyle.com for more information.
Where Does Confidence Come From?
June 11, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
Here’s a recent message I got from a MySpace user…
Wow well i must congratulate u on making one of the best books of our time, lol
Ive read it all and its the greatest stuff..i know enough praising.. only thing is i find it really hard to approach women, i mean i don’t see the problem when i think about it when its quiet, but as soon as i’m at a bar/club its like my feet are in cement n all the things i remembered just leave my head
I know i can only overcome this by going out there and just doing it but i don’t know why i can’t, lol, just wondering how u managed to and where the confidence comes from.
Any comments would be greatly appreciated
Well, I try to cover this as much as possible in The Art Of Approaching (the book this guy is talking about), but I guess I’ll go into it a bit more in-depth here because this seems to be a large topic of interest for a number of guys.
I always hear people lament "Wow, meeting women is so hard!" And you know what? It can be. There seems to be a myth out there that Approach Anxiety can be "stomped out" forever. But in my experience, that just isn’t the case.
I know a lot of big time pick-up artists – guys who go out every night and always pull girls – who still suffer from approach anxiety. I know there are times when I, myself, still do, and I’ve been doing this for a LONG time!
I think the notion that a guy can "always be confident" is an unrealistic expectation to hold oneself to. Approach Anxiety will always be there in some form or another, because successfully meeting women has a lot to do with your MINDSET.
So then the question becomes: Is it simply a matter of feeling the fear and doing it anyway?
Well, yes and no.
Picking Up Women
June 11, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Articles
When you’re out picking up women, it’s important to remember some very simple rules that will make sure your chances of picking up women will actually WORK, rather than get a drink thrown in your face.
You can never really know when a pickup is going to go well, but there are ways you can prepare. So here’s some steps for success BEFORE you go out picking up women!
When you go to a place where you know there will be attractive women, make the decision that you’re actually going to pick them up!
Too often, guys will go out with no real goal in mind. And guess what? When you have no outcome in mind – you’ll usually end up with NOTHING.
But if you go out with a specific goal, your chances of achieving that goal go up DRAMATICALLY.
It doesn’t matter if it’s as simple as "Talk To One Woman Tonight," or as ambitious as "Get Two Women To Come Home For A Threesome."
As long as you have a goal, your chances of picking up a girl will increase substantially.
You don’t even have to be GOING OUT to pick up women. Maybe you’re visiting a food court in mid-afternoon because you’re feeling hungry, and you know you’ll spot at least one attractive woman there who you could see later.
You may or may not succeed in your quest, but you’re much more likely to have a positive outcome if you go with the mindset that you can pull off a successful pickup.
Always take a pen and paper, or at least your cell phone, wherever you go. You’ll need it for when you exchange numbers with women. Be sure to keep a condom with you, too, just in case! Knowing that you have protection on hand is just one more thing that will keep you from chickening out.
Remember: Do Not Give Yourself An Excuse NOT To Pick Up Women!
The more excuses you make for yourself, the more likely you are to experience FAILURE.
And that hasn’t been working out for you too well, has it?
I can guarantee you, that the only way to 100% fail with women is to NOT MEET THEM.
Understand: Picking up women is a mental game. It’s about overcoming your fears and insecurities and having the courage to go after the woman you desire.
That is why you must FOCUS on your mindset.
Think positively. Visualize a favorable outcome instead of failure. Try feeling excited about talking to a girl instead of nervous. Smile. Make it a game. Have fun, and the girl you’re talking to will have fun too.
Know your environment. When you meet a girl you like, you’ll want to get together with her soon – preferably the same day, while her attraction for you is still high. Be aware of good places nearby where you can "bounce" to, like bars, coffee houses, lounges, art galleries, or other fun place where you and your "target" can have a change of scenery.
You’ll want to go to a place that’s low-key enough so you can get to know each other better. When you bounce from one location to another, it’s like you’re going on another date. Why wait for another week to pass by to take her on another date so you can build comfort with her, when you know you can do it on the same day?
Have a place in mind where you can become intimate with her. If you live nearby and you can bring her home, so much the better.
Have an excuse to take her home that has nothing to do with sex. You can have a DVD that she’s never seen but has to see, or an exotic drink she’s never tried, or some photos you’ve taken of a place where you’ve been that she’s never seen. Or you can play her a song that you’ve written. It doesn’t matter, as long as it makes her comfortable enough to come over!
Honestly, I could go on and on about the subject of picking up women. It is, after all, a hobby of mine, as I’m sure it is of yours.
But the fact of the matter is, this is an EXTENSIVE subject! And it’s much too in-depth to cover here.
That’s why I would highly recommend checking out my free "How To Meet Women" Crash Course.
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The “Cholo” Method
June 7, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo." Apparently, it’s damn effective.
Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.
The “Cholo” Method
June 7, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo." Apparently, it’s damn effective.
Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.
The “Cholo” Method
June 7, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
If you’re finding Mystery Method too complicated, next time you’re in a club, just try to "Lean Like A Cholo." Apparently, it’s damn effective.
Science proves that putting your elbows in the air and leaning has some sort of "primal" mating ritual attached to it, which attracts women like mad.
Man Sues Over Long Lasting Erection
June 7, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under News
Sucks to be this guy.
NEW YORK – A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.
They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.
The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.
Woods’ lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.
Woods’ lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.
Novartis’ Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
I think I’ll be steering away from any "Boost Plus" drinks.
Paris Hilton Goes To Jail… Lesbian Sex Sure To Follow…
June 4, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under News
So its official. Paris Hilton has officially turned herself in to do her time.
Mere hours after Paris Hilton stole much of the attention at the MTV
Movie Awards on Sunday night, the heiress’ attorney announced shortly
after 11 p.m. PT that Hilton had turned herself in to authorities to
begin serving her 23-day jail sentence."I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation,"
Hilton said in the statement. "During the past few weeks I have had a
lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.
This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility
for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role
in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans
for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin
my jail sentence."
So who wants to bet she hooks up with some other chick while in the slammer? I’m sure she could make another fortune by videotaping it and selling it online. I mean, c’mon, who wouldn’t want to see Paris in a "girls behind bars" flick?
Porn King & Political Scandals
June 4, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
If any of you Pick-Up Artists out there have hooked up with a politician, wife of a politician, or daughter of a politician, then you may want to take a look at this…
Larry Flynt, who once ran for the White House under the slogan "a smut peddler who cares", yesterday sought to spread his own brand of love around in Washington by offering cash rewards for tales of sexual scandal.
In a full-page advertisement in yesterday’s Washington Post, Mr Flynt, the publisher of Hustler magazine, offered a $1m (ВЈ500,000) reward for anyone willing to tell all about their affair with an elected official – and provide proof.
"Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?" asks the ad. "Can you provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with a congressperson, senator or other prominent officeholder?
Those willing to betray their partners – or, more likely, exes – were invited to contact Mr Flynt or Hustler by a free-phone number or email.
Personally, I think this is great! Make those politicians stick to their promises and keep them from getting into trouble!
E-Harmony Is Anti-Gay?
June 4, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
Well, it looks like the E-Harmony Dating site is being sued by for discriminating based on sexual orientation. Turns out they don’t offer their services for gays, lesbians, or bi-sexuals. Here’s the skinny…
A lawsuit alleging discrimination based on sexual orientation was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on behalf of Linda Carlson, who was denied access to eHarmony because she is gay.
Lawyers bringing the action said they believed it was the first lawsuit of its kind against eHarmony, which has long rankled the gay community with its failure to offer a "men seeking men" or "women seeking women" option.
They were seeking to make it a class action lawsuit on behalf of gays and lesbians excluded from the dating service.
eHarmony was founded in 2000 by evangelical Christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren and had strong early ties with the influential religious conservative group Focus on the Family.
It has more than 12 million registered users, and heavy television advertising has made it one of the nation’s biggest Internet dating sites.
The company said the allegations of discrimination against gays were false and reckless.
You know what gets me about this? E-Harmony is a private company. They can cater to anyone they want to. There are tons of dating sites out there that cater to gays and lesbians, why should they care if E-Harmony wants to cater to them?
Besides, if they were to find out how much E-Harmony sucks, they probably wouldn’t even bother wasting their time with it.




