Anal Sex 101
April 18, 2005 by Thundercat
Filed under Tips & Tricks
Money_Matteo over at mASF has a rather humorous, yet informative post about the "ins-and-outs" (so to speak) of anal sex with women.
money-matteo writes:
Aaaaah, the
poop shute ! Breaking in the puckered starfish .. ok, here’s my 2 cents
on unlocking the back-door loving with your special little anal-angel.Girls have such varying views on taking it in the pooper . The first
girl i slept with when i first got to NYC was a butt-sex monster ! the
first time we were having sex she just pulled it out of her pussy and
stuffed it in her ass WITHOUT ASKING me.. I had to actually look down
to verify what the hell had just happened ! and then to further cement
her place in the dirty-girl hall of fame she pulled it out of her ass
and stuffed it back in her pussy ! .. now NEVER do this.. this can
internally infect a girl and actually make her sterile.. once in the
pooter stay in the pooter, or take it to her mouth if you want to get
kinky with it.This is in stark contrast to a girl I was in a relationship with
previously who was a)scared to death of taking it in the backdoor and
b)considered it sacred and wanted to save it for marriage.. This is
actually a reoccurring theme that i’ve been running into where girls
want to save their virginal butthole for that special sacred moment..
talk about back-asswards.anyhow, if you want to stick her I think the best way to do it is assume -worst case scenario-..
NEVER bring it up outside of a sexual encounter.. i’ve made the mistake
before of bringing it up over dinner or during another non-sexual
moment.. This is fine if she wants it or has no walls against BUT if
she is resistant than up go the walls and she’ll be on the defense
waiting for your anal advances.. There is also the thought that you
should forcefully dominate her into it.. I don’t think this is a good
idea unless you are cool with only doing it once.. I’ve done the anger
anal-sex i’m gonna cram my manstick in your tight little ass you filthy
cockwhore before but she will forever remember you ripping her a new
asshole and will probably fight off repeat advances.Here’s what you do.. don’t bring it up verbally.. Have normal sex with
her, get her super hot and bothered, start playing around her ass with
your finger rubbing around the edges until she is comfortable with
that.. slowly penetrate her with your finger. DONT ASK, just do.. be
kissing on her, fucking her good at the same time, looking in her eyes,
etc and opening her up a bit.. reach on the table and get a little lube
for the finger and continue to penetrate her.. next, flip her on her
stomach and fuck her from behind.. pull your cock out and put the head
right on her asshole and kind of push against it til its about to go
in.. keep massaging it against her and then whisper in her ear that you
want to stick it in her ASS..She’s already heated, her ass is already lubed up a bit, your cock is
right there ready to go, and you are telling her what you are about to
do.. It’s the strongest place to be for anal negotiations..When she gives the go-ahead be gentle.. put just the head inside her
and wait for her to adjust.. wait about 5-10 seconds before moving..
then slowly start thrusting.. she should get to a point where you can
pound away but its after she stretches out a bit and you’re properly
lubed up. Make sure you’re not putting her in too much pain otherwise
it might be a one time thing..Also remember that anal sex is a risky procedure, if the cargo-hold is full you might need to buy a new mattress !!!
Good luck my fellow scurvy infested booty pirates !!! AARRRRRrrrrr ! Give em tha HOOK !
I would also like to point out that anal sex is also the RISKIEST type of sex you can engage in, and to only do it with a partner you trust and know their sexual history about. Due to the tearing and bleeding that can occur (because let’s face it, the anus just isn’t naturally built for this type of action), the risk of transmitting an HIV is very high, especially for the girl. So know what you’re getting into BEFORE you do it and always wear a condom.
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I met this HB9.2 at the Pussycat Club (not a shrip joint) and as i used the Tantric approach she actually came over to me and said,”I just had to meet you.” She wanted my phone number and I gave her a fun but difficult time. Instead I challenged her to split from her friends and come with me to my pad. She’s 23, a model for some local dept stores and is entering some big international modeling contest. She’s 5’8″ perfect body with REAL blonde hair. The amazing thing is she got so horny and crazy (she recently broke up with a loser musician) she asked ME to stick it in her ass. She did not say that of course, rather she said she loves the back door but her ex would not go for it so she never mentioned it to her. Wow! I NEVER experienced such an intense orgasm, tight and watching in the mirror at her doggie face this HB turned me on like there is no tomorrow. Eternal bliss!!!
Sorry for the few typos. Like Strip Joint and I wrote ‘her” towards the end of my post instead of “he”. I guess I reconnected with my excitment and got a case of banana fingers.
I’ve been eating women’s shit for years. It is a very secret practice (so why am I saying it now?) that gains yourh, power and charisma.The key to shit eating is to make sure you do NOT smell the shit. And you only eat a tiny ball of it not the whole load. If you smell the shit it has no power except to make you sick. Enjoy!!!
Ok, the Shiteater post is disgusting. I really hope youre being sarcastic buddy… for your sake.
That aside, great post money-matteo! Thats almost exactly what I do, and it works flawlessly. I think that a few points that are important have been left out though, so here goes:
Obvious as it may be, it’s a good idea to make sure she showers first. A shower together can add to the foreplay (or even replace it – I’ve had girls literally JUMP me the moment we got to the bedroom after a nice sensually-wash-eachother shower), and add to the mutual comfort of your hands and her pleasure zones, including those youre about to attack (but DONT GO TOO CLOSE just yet, esp. on the firs time).
Come to think of it, what’s also a good thing to do some time before you plan the backyard onslaught in order to get her more comfortable with it is to pay some extra attention to her ass that day, or when you make out. It seems obvious but some people just don’t plan that far back. DO IT. Grab it a little extra, reach a little lower-and under than you usually do, just don’t over do it.
Now then, it seems missionary style sex is implied during the anal-warmup phase by Money-M saying ‘flip her on her stomache’ later on. Granted it is going to work either way if youre a) taller than her or/and have long hands or b) into it enough to do some shifting around/acrobatics to reach around and below to her chocolate starfish anyway. However, this is not the only or I would say not even the best position to warm her up due to simple mechanics.
Keep in mind, this is coming from a guy who is 6’3
. Down to it, some positions are simply more favorable given what you’re trying to do.
Of course you can dwell on that one for a while dreaming up all kinds of kama sutra scenarios with scissor-crossed legs, side angles and an intricate intertwining of bodyparts that would put twister to shame – no harm in a little fun…
But it may interest the goal oriented amongst you guys that after some trial and error I’ve come to a conclusion two positions work best for getting into her back alley. They work well alone, and sometimes even better one after another (if you can do a smooth transition). Behold.
First is the good old she on top of you. It’s a whole lot easier to bend her, have her arch her back and grab onto her butt firmly than if you’re mounting her and trying to hump away at the same time. Multitasking is great, but you’re risking either getting lost in the moment and not paying enough attention to her hershey tunnel, or paying TOO much attention to it and your trouser warrior losing posture. Beware… I’m sure each and every one of you (except maybe the virgin lurkers) has been there. Her on top allows you to get pleasure from her moving, grab her butt in a NATURAL motion without forcing it, move her in your own pace and ultimately play with the tender inner sites of her buttcrack with your index/middle fingers, slowly progressing to massage right on it.
Stop a second. I know this may be old news to some fo you, but decide which finger(s) you gonna use to go inside/directly on her butthole, and which inside her vagina – and don’t mix those. Infections suck.
Now as we were saying, from massaging right on it its just like Money-M said. Penetrate, get comfort, slow down if she resists, the usual.
Disadvantage on using this position alone is simple. Your access to her clit is limited. When you are REALLY playing with her pooper (I’m talking heavy massage relaxing it and the going in point) you want her to feel as great as possible, and the clit plays a major part in that.
Best thing if you want to cut to the chase directly from this position is to get her to play with her clit – a lot of chicks (esp. after they reach mid-twenties) do this on their own and that’s great; if she doesnt, she might just be shy and gently saying to her she should do it, that i’d be hot, may be all you need. When she’s all into playing with her clit, and youre fckuking her deeply and sensually, anal play almost can’t fail since it WILL feel good for her due to feedback in the nerves around the anus. Alternatively to getting her to play with herself, you can proceed into…
…the Second position which is the classic doggy-style. This one has a few advantages of its own.
If you’ve progressed here from position one, all you need to do is continuously play wth her ass (spanking may be a good thing here – a lot of girls are into some degree of spanking and it gets them feeling dirty and adventurous), while you lean over and start playing with her clit. If you know what you’re doing (and you should if you’re reading this), soon enough she’ll be in seventh heaven of horniness ready for that derriere penetration (she hasn’t stopped you so far so she must have some idea of what’s going to happen), so follow up with straightening up and sticking the THUMB up her rear hallway. Slowly and gently is key. Move in her rhythm. Let her move onto you. You’ll find it’s very natural for a thumb to be in this position and move there in this position, your hand can be on the small of her back and its a good anchor for safety/calmness/security which should also make her feel good. Moreover, this time you already got her in position so the sticking in your soldier part should flow alot more naturally.
If you’re starting with doggy style, I recommend getting really into the sex first. Doggy style is a ‘rough’ position by nature, and coupled with some spanking and hair pulling can get her into a really dirty mood. Squeeze her ass as you go at it, rub it, slap it, adore it, say you love it (this of course is good to do not only during doggy style). You can proceed with the chute-play at this point, gradually and the rest is as usual.
A little side-note – I’ve found that that inner down-under curve of the buttocks is quite the erogenous zone for most women. It’s also very natural to grab with her on top or any position facing eachother, so pay some attention to it and she’ll most probably love it.
Final point. Money-M insists on getting the green light verbally. I don’t think this is always necessary. If in doubt, it’s probably best to do it rather than not; but if you are in tune with the moment – CALIBRATE. I mean it’s obvious isn’t it? If you’ve been doing rounds on her lubed chute-ring with your right thumb while reaching under and giving her an extended pre-orgasm with your left mid-finger and she RAMS her booty back and down almost wanting to SWALLOW your thumb with it as she is riding your c*ck – heck, I don’t think there’s a need to do any asking. I’m sure you catch my drift.
Happy backdooring, gentlemen
-AtoZ
(comments and feedback welcome – atoz@posa.ca)
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