What Kind of Girls Do You Like?

So, for those of you who read my “DYD Masters Recap Day 3″ blog entry, you’ll know that I talked about how the Legendary Rick H, the king of BiSexual women, talked about how he doesn’t even ask girls if they’re bisexual anymore, he’ll just ask them “What type of women do you like?”

Well, I’ve been experimenting around with this stuff a bit, and I gotta tell you… it is GOLD! We’re talking 24 karat here, baby.

Two days ago, I was out with two girls I picked up along witha Brittish buddy of mine, and we venue changed them to a restaurant and had dinner. During dinner, I looked at both their palms and said:

“Hmmm. Interesting. You both got the sexual adventurism fork.”

They said: “What does that mean?”

I said: “It means you’re either an exhibitionist, a fetishist, or bisexual.”

They then asked me to show them the fork. So I did, and one said:

“That’s total bullshit. You’re bullshitting us.”

So I said to them “What kind of girls do you like?”

And you know what they both said? “Pretty ones.”

Indeed, that seems to be the most common answer I get from women I ask this to. They always seem to say “Pretty ones.” It’s funny, because it’s almost the same thing a guy would say. But I digress…

Anyway, I did this same routine with a set of different women, and one of them said “Pretty ones.” Then her friend looked at her and said “You’re bisexual?” The friend said “Yes.” Then the other one replied “Oh my god! Me too!” Giggles insued, I followed up with “Uh-oh, looks like a love connection has just been made!” Of course, I was probably more right than I thought (or wanted to be) since the two girls ended up going off together without me (foiled again!).

Anyway, those are my adventures with the bisexes. Will write more about it when I get a better opportunity.