Threesome, Anyone?

Sir Italian has an excellent post up on his excellent blog about getting your lady to want a threesome.

Sir Italian writes:
How To Make Your Lady Really Want a Threesome

A few of you have asked me to write more on threesomes. There are some typical patterns that happen in the preparation, so I’ll share how I prepared a lady for a threesome. Many of the principles for this can be found in David Shade’s Manual.

BerlinGirl is one of my two MLTRs. I love her: she’s smart, rotzfrech, funny, HSE, HSD, and attractive (175cm, long blonde hair, hard body, cute but not model-like – maybe a 8.5 looks-wise).

In the beginning, she was hesitant to the idea of threesomes – like most women are, when you first bring up the topic. They have to be, as it goes against many social standards: Won’t he get jealous? Isn’t this weird? And, most important of all, won’t I look like a cheap street slut from Panama City?

A good way to start is by sharing some fantasies; this is what David Shade proposes as well. Give her one innocent and one spicey threesome erotic story to read. Give her some time to masturbate to them, while you’re away. This establishes the base, but from my experience, it won’t suddenly make her like the idea.

I like to pedal back and continue with something lighter then. I’ll make a game out of sharing erotic fantasies: She tells one, I tell one a couple of days later. They need the feeling that it’s okay and safe to talk about them, that you won’t burst out laughing, disrespect her in any way for these fantasies, or run off and tell them to her neighbor. Then you’ll be amazed about what they come up with.

So my fantasy was: “I want to see you kiss a girl.” That’s harmless, right? I’ve found this is a good way to start things. And indeed, she heard it, was hesitant, we fucked, and in the afterglow, she admitted she had already kissed her best friend in high school. I think most women have had similar experiences.

To make it even safer, I said: “But I don’t want you to kiss a friend of you. I would get jealeous! I want you to kiss a stranger, a set of disposable lips.”

BerlinGirl was very interested in this. She loved the idea of me selecting a lady for her to kiss.

A day later, we went to a sex shop together, and rented some porn DVDs. Some porn, some glory, for the ladies! Did you ever see a porn movie without female-female scenes? Ha! And believe me, nothing will install the idea of a threesome more effectively than when you fuck her doggy-style while she watches a scene where a man fucks a lady doggy-style and the lady licks another lady!

One of the next nights, we went out to a club, sat down on a cosy sofa, and watched the ladies walking by. We would share what we liked about them and what not. This made her feel that the experience bonded us closer together. When we both agreed that a girl was worthy of the kiss, I would approach her, run normal game, and invite her to sit down with us. We talked about bi-curiousness, BerlinGirl was touching her all over, and at one point, they simply kissed. It was beautiful.

It would have been easy to go further, but after ten minutes, we let the interaction slow down and BerlinGirl and I moved to the bar. That was the first real threesome! And BerlinGirl loved it.

She was now convinced that a threesome would bring us closer together, that she would enjoy it, and that it would be a very normal next step.

The actual act was reduced to going out, finding a lady, bringing her back home, and fucking until exhaustion. I have already talked about that elsewhere, so I’ll direct you to the blogroll for your pornographic joy.

When is Sir Italian just going to come out and admit it? He’s James Bond. Only someone with a liscense to kill could get away with this stuff! lol.

Anyway, lots of good stuff in this post. If you haven’t gotten it already, I HIGHLY recommend checking out the David Shade Manual. It’s probably one of the best little underground books on sexual technique out there. It’s a bit heavy on the Hypno stuff, but there are definitely some good, solid techniques in there, which Sir Italian seems to exploit whenever he gets the chance. =)

You can check out David Shade’s Manual here.