CBed by a Porn Star
April 1, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
For yet another April 1st story, I was in the San Fernando Valley last night having dinner with a friend of mine. We saw two cuties at the bar that was in the restaurant, and I decided to approach. I opened them with the Snooping Girlfriend Opener (if you don’t know that one, you can find it here). It Opened well, and I was in set with my friend looking on as I ran routine after routine. Suddenly, a woman sat down next to my set whom I recognized as the one and only Venus, of Red Light District fame (Hey, I’m an ASFer. We know our porn =).
Anyway, I don’t know if she was trying to pick up the girls herself, or she was just being a bitch and wanted to cockblock me, but she started talking to my set. I whispered to the one closest to me that she was a porn star, and she in turn told her friend. After that the girls gave her the cold shoulder. By that time, we were both blown out by each other.
Venus gave me a dirty look and ignored me from that point on. Maybe I should have tried to open her, but I don’t waste my time with "B" level Porno Stars.
What a life, eh?
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Dude, you’re right. You’ve got WAY too much free time on your hands.
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