Lord of the Cock Rings

**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/19/03
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Okay, my ass is officially kicked.

I just got back from seeing “Return of the King” and had to change my pants because the insides were covered with copious amounts of jizz from all the orgasms I had while watching this movie.  My GOD!!!  This was amazing cinema!  I’m sad that the trilogy is over, but at the same time I am jazzed at seeing such an incredible flick with lots of great action, an epic scope, and real emotion.  The ending was bittersweet, but in a way I don’t think it could have ended any differently.

I’ll be seeing this movie probably 5 more times in the theaters.  That’s saying a lot, because the damn thing is 3 1/2 hours long.  Just be sure to bring a pee bottle with you when you go, so you won’t miss a second.  And I definitely wouldn’t take a chick to this thing on a date.  Sure its a good movie, but by the time its over you are all worn out.

This reminds me of a topic I want to cover about venue changes.  Remind me to talk about that later on next week, because there’s some interesting stuff to talk about there.

THUMBS UP!!!!!

Thundercat