How To Deal With A Gold-digger
September 20, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
This was just too funny, I had to share it with y’all. Some girl back in 2007 put up a post on Craigslist asking why she couldn’t find a decent guy to support her in New York. Some genius random poster wrote the perfect response to dealing with any golddigger. Check it out.
9/25/07 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST in New York
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
That was the question from the aforementioned Gold-digger. Now here’s the response. (WARNING: Prepare for awesomeness!)
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
Classic! And right on the money as well.
HaroldVar on 
gabiru.info on 
https://theforestchallenge.com on 
mostbet yükle on 
DomenicNen on 
canadian pharmacy without prescription https://xxlmexicanpharm.com/# mexican rx online
Mega India Pharm: Mega India Pharm – MegaIndiaPharm
Best online pharmacy: Cheapest online pharmacy – cheap pharmacy no prescription
canadian pharmacy world coupon https://easycanadianpharm.com/# canada drugs reviews
indian pharmacy paypal: MegaIndiaPharm – Mega India Pharm
drugstore com online pharmacy prescription drugs https://familypharmacy.company/# canadian pharmacy no prescription
Best online pharmacy [url=https://familypharmacy.company/#]Online pharmacy USA[/url] online pharmacy delivery usa
online pharmacy discount code https://xxlmexicanpharm.shop/# best online pharmacies in mexico
canadian pharmacy no prescription needed: Cheapest online pharmacy – canadian pharmacy coupon
easy canadian pharm: best rated canadian pharmacy – legitimate canadian online pharmacies
online pharmacy discount code https://discountdrugmart.pro/# drugmart
MegaIndiaPharm: mail order pharmacy india – Mega India Pharm
discount drug mart [url=https://discountdrugmart.pro/#]discount drug mart[/url] discount drug mart
easy canadian pharm: easy canadian pharm – easy canadian pharm
canadian pharmacy no prescription needed https://discountdrugmart.pro/# discount drugs
no prescription pharmacy paypal https://familypharmacy.company/# pharmacy coupons
xxl mexican pharm: best online pharmacies in mexico – buying from online mexican pharmacy
Mega India Pharm: MegaIndiaPharm – world pharmacy india
discount drug mart pharmacy: discount drug mart pharmacy – discount drug pharmacy
canadian pharmacies comparison [url=https://easycanadianpharm.com/#]cross border pharmacy canada[/url] canadian pharmacy meds
canadian drug stores: northwest canadian pharmacy – certified canadian international pharmacy
cheap pharmacy no prescription https://xxlmexicanpharm.com/# xxl mexican pharm
pharmacy without prescription https://easycanadianpharm.shop/# canadianpharmacyworld com
discount drug pharmacy: discount drugs – discount drug pharmacy
discount drug mart: drugmart – discount drug pharmacy
canadian pharmacy no prescription https://discountdrugmart.pro/# discount drugs
mexican mail order pharmacies [url=http://xxlmexicanpharm.com/#]mexican rx online[/url] xxl mexican pharm
purple pharmacy mexico price list: xxl mexican pharm – xxl mexican pharm
online shopping pharmacy india: Online medicine home delivery – Mega India Pharm
mail order pharmacy no prescription https://xxlmexicanpharm.com/# xxl mexican pharm
cheap pharmacy no prescription https://discountdrugmart.pro/# discount drug mart
rx pharmacy coupons https://discountdrugmart.pro/# discount drug mart
xxl mexican pharm: xxl mexican pharm – mexican drugstore online
canadian world pharmacy: northern pharmacy canada – canadian online drugs
xxl mexican pharm: mexico drug stores pharmacies – pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa
Mega India Pharm: Mega India Pharm – Mega India Pharm
offshore pharmacy no prescription https://familypharmacy.company/# international pharmacy no prescription
canadian online pharmacy no prescription https://familypharmacy.company/# family pharmacy
international pharmacy no prescription http://megaindiapharm.com/# MegaIndiaPharm
Mega India Pharm [url=https://megaindiapharm.com/#]india online pharmacy[/url] Online medicine order
canadian pharmacy: best rated canadian pharmacy – legit canadian pharmacy
buying prescription drugs in mexico online: mexico pharmacies prescription drugs – mexico drug stores pharmacies
canadian pharmacy without prescription https://megaindiapharm.com/# online pharmacy india
MegaIndiaPharm: MegaIndiaPharm – pharmacy website india
canada pharmacy coupon https://xxlmexicanpharm.shop/# xxl mexican pharm
Cheapest online pharmacy: Cheapest online pharmacy – Cheapest online pharmacy
canada online pharmacy no prescription http://xxlmexicanpharm.com/# purple pharmacy mexico price list
discount drug pharmacy [url=http://discountdrugmart.pro/#]drug mart[/url] drug mart
reputable mexican pharmacies online: best online pharmacies in mexico – xxl mexican pharm
MegaIndiaPharm: Mega India Pharm – Mega India Pharm