How To Deal With A Gold-digger
September 20, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
This was just too funny, I had to share it with y’all. Some girl back in 2007 put up a post on Craigslist asking why she couldn’t find a decent guy to support her in New York. Some genius random poster wrote the perfect response to dealing with any golddigger. Check it out.
9/25/07 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST in New York
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
That was the question from the aforementioned Gold-digger. Now here’s the response. (WARNING: Prepare for awesomeness!)
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
Classic! And right on the money as well.
Frankgrile on 
losari88 login on 
juegos de casino sin dinero real on 
Download Windows 11 Cracked on 
Http://Twojekola.pl/ on 
cuanto tadalafil super active devo tomar https://candipharm.com/search?text=cuanto+tadalafil+super+active+devo+tomar
Icenceribken uroxatral ticcoivowl
http://www.candipharm.com
generic hydroxychloroquine generic hydroxychloroquine
This rate is considerably higher than the rate of about 0 buy priligy in the usa These screenings are basically performed by immunoassays directly on the urine or blood, or after specific manipulation of the samples e
https://over-the-counter-drug.com/# pantoprazole over the counter
https://stromectol.science/# minocycline coupon
[url=https://amoxil.science/#]amoxil[/url] cost of amoxicillin 30 capsules
https://stromectol.science/# ivermectin 3mg tablet
[url=https://stromectol.science/#]stromectol[/url] ivermectin buy
https://amoxil.science/# where can i buy amoxicillin without prec
https://stromectol.science/# ivermectin 0.1 uk
[url=https://doxycycline.science/#]doxycycline hyclate[/url] vibramycin 100 mg
https://zithromax.science/# generic zithromax 500mg india
https://stromectol.science/# stromectol 3mg tablets
[url=https://stromectol.science/#]stromectol pills[/url] ivermectin generic name
Best and news about drug. Medicament prescribing information.
https://stromectolst.com/# stromectol 3mg
Drugs information sheet. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
п»їMedicament prescribing information. Read information now.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]ivermectin cream 5%[/url]
Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe. Get here.
Get information now. Everything about medicine.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin 12 mg
Get information now. Get warning information here.
Actual trends of drug. Read now.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]generic ivermectin[/url]
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. What side effects can this medication cause?
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Everything information about medication.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]ivermectin 3 mg tablet dosage[/url]
Actual trends of drug. Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics.
Drugs information sheet. Long-Term Effects.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]ivermectin price comparison[/url]
safe and effective drugs are available. Cautions.
Best and news about drug. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
ivermectin 12
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
Long-Term Effects. Everything about medicine.
ivermectin price canada
Everything information about medication. Get here.
What side effects can this medication cause? earch our drug database.
https://stromectolst.com/# stromectol uk
Drug information. Drugs information sheet.
Some trends of drugs. safe and effective drugs are available.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]ivermectin rx[/url]
Read here. safe and effective drugs are available.
All trends of medicament. Actual trends of drug.
https://stromectolst.com/# ivermectin for sale
Read now. Get information now.
Get information now. Everything what you want to know about pills.
stromectol 6 mg tablet
Some trends of drugs. Top 100 Searched Drugs.
safe and effective drugs are available. earch our drug database.
[url=https://stromectolst.com/#]ivermectin gel[/url]
What side effects can this medication cause? Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side.
Generic Name. Read information now.
[url=https://levaquin.science/#]cost of levaquin online[/url]
Get information now. Actual trends of drug.
Actual trends of drug. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
https://nexium.top/# where can i get cheap nexium tablets
п»їMedicament prescribing information. Some trends of drugs.
earch our drug database. Drug information. https://avodart.science/# get generic avodart price
Everything about medicine. Drugs information sheet.
safe and effective drugs are available. Cautions.
can you get generic levaquin
Drugs information sheet. What side effects can this medication cause?
Cautions. Drugs information sheet.
https://mobic.store/# order cheap mobic
Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe. Everything what you want to know about pills.
earch our drug database. Drug information.
cheap levaquin online
Long-Term Effects. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
Read information now. safe and effective drugs are available.
can i purchase cheap levaquin without rx
Read now. All trends of medicament.
What side effects can this medication cause? Read information now. can i order generic avodart without insurance
Some trends of drugs. Read here.
Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions. Get warning information here.
[url=https://lisinopril.science/#]lisinopril 15mg[/url]
Get warning information here. Cautions.
Read information now. All trends of medicament.
where can i buy nexium pills
earch our drug database. Top 100 Searched Drugs.
safe and effective drugs are available. Get here.
https://lisinopril.science/# zestoretic tabs
Actual trends of drug. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
Everything about medicine. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
[url=https://levaquin.science/#]can i order generic levaquin without insurance[/url]
All trends of medicament. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
Everything about medicine. What side effects can this medication cause?
how can i get generic nexium without insurance
Some trends of drugs. Commonly Used Drugs Charts.
Commonly Used Drugs Charts. Generic Name.
zithromax 500 mg lowest price pharmacy online
Medicament prescribing information. Drug information.
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Commonly Used Drugs Charts. amoxicillin 30 capsules price
safe and effective drugs are available. Generic Name.
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics.
https://azithromycins.com/ generic zithromax azithromycin
Medicament prescribing information. earch our drug database.
Get information now. Read information now.
https://finasteridest.com/ how can i get propecia pill
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Read now.
Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions. Read information now.
[url=https://azithromycins.com/]generic zithromax medicine[/url]
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics.
Get information now. Get information now.
[url=https://azithromycins.com/]zithromax buy[/url]
drug information and news for professionals and consumers. Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe.
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Everything about medicine.
propecia otc
Get here. Drug information.
Everything what you want to know about pills. Everything information about medication. [url=https://amoxicillins.com/]amoxicillin medicine[/url]
Everything what you want to know about pills. safe and effective drugs are available.
Drugs information sheet. Get warning information here.
how to get generic propecia price
Some are medicines that help people when doctors prescribe. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
Read information now. Read information now. [url=https://amoxicillins.com/]amoxicillin 500mg capsules[/url]
Top 100 Searched Drugs. Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information.
All trends of medicament. Everything information about medication. https://amoxicillins.com/ amoxicillin generic
Medscape Drugs & Diseases. Learn about the side effects, dosages, and interactions.
Comprehensive side effect and adverse reaction information. Drug information. amoxicillin no prescription
Definitive journal of drugs and therapeutics. Get here.