Working On Your Man-Ass?
March 19, 2008 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
So I came across this article about a new pair of men’s designer underwear that is supposed to make your ass look fab-ulous! Check it out:
The issue of fancy men’s underwear is still threatening to undermine this great country. Andrew Christian
has unveiled his new, horrific men’s underwear with Flashback
Butt-Lifting and Contouring Technology. He promises that it "gives men
the illusion of having a sought-after "bubble butt" without having to
spend hours in the gym." Great John Wayne’s ghost, is a bubble butt now
sought-after among men?!? An actual quote from the designer,
who is suspected by me to be working with the terrorists:
"Surprisingly, I was actually inspired to create this technology while
at the gym and seeing how hard men work on exercising their buttocks. I
just knew that there had to be a way to achieve similar results by
simply wearing underwear." Good. God. After the jump, before and after
pictures of the new underwear technology at work. We beg you, do not be
seduced.
Maybe it’s the gym I go to, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man working on his ass. I didn’t even know bubble-butts were sought after by guys! Is this the male equivalent of the wonderbra, where as soon as you get it off it leads to nothing but disappointment?
Guys REALLY need to stop caring about designer fashion.
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Yeah, like *you* really go to the gym
BAHAHA! Yeah thunderslut, for real, you don’t work out.
By the way having a nice ass works for men and women. Trust me. I once caught two girls checking out my ass. I was shocked.
They were eyeing me up down, pauzing for a couple seconds at my ass. I noticed this and was looking back at them.
But the bitches didn’t look away. Apparantly I was to much eye candy for’em. It was hillarious. As i was looking back at them I noticed that they had the infamous DDB look on their face.
Ownage!
I’m willing to bet that if you’ve ever been to a gym–ever–you’ve seen a man working on his ass. Men who are serious about the gym do squats.
However, I’m also willing to bet that very few men who do squats consciously think of working on their ass-it’s just a very efficient exercise.
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