Insights Into Understanding Women – What They Say When Men Aren’t Around
July 9, 2007 by Thundercat   
 Filed under Quotes & Humor, Rants & Reviews
Okay, I just found an article that has an awesome collection of quotes from two of my new favorite websites. Apparently, someone out there had the genius idea of starting websites where people can post stuff they’ve overheard other people say. (Brilliant, isn’t it?) These sites are called OverheardinNewYork.com and OverheardEverywhere.com. The REALLY interesting thing about these sites are the things women say when they’re talking to each other and don’t think anyone is listening. Check out my favorites:
Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That’s so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook… And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know… Me too.
[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
Woman #1: It’s really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he’s rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
[Overheard at Union Square]Insight 6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
Girl #1: I’m funny.
Girl #2: No you’re not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I’m hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That’s because you aren’t pretty.
[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.
[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]Insight 13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she’s still a virgin because she’s only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we’ve never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That’s so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It’d be such a slutty thing to do. And I’ve never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I’m totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]
Wow. Just… wow.







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