Top 10 Rejection Lines For Men And Women
June 27, 2007 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
All right, so we’ve all heard one line or another that basically tells us the other person is not interested in us, but what are they REALLY saying? Check out this top ten list…
Women Say:
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my Dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)
Hmmm. Interesting. Now, what do GUYS mean when they say these things?
Men Say:
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)
Yep. That pretty much sums it up!
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Very appropriate.
Now we need the top ten “wussy chump” lines. These are the ones that guys use that immediately put them in the “friends” category.
I think I smell a possible reality TV show here…
- Carlos Xuma
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