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Jealous Girlfriend Routine: Revealed!

April 12, 2006 by  
Filed under Tips & Tricks

Style, the most powerful of the Jedi, released another excellent newsletter a few days ago where he covers his pattented "Jealous Girlfriend" routine.  This one is definitely worht checking out:

Style writes:
Okay, so I’m in New York, where I’m on assignment for Rolling Stone. (Can’t tell you who but you’ll see it in the mag next month.)

Anyway, I run into this writer for a major newspaper. And he’s asking me all about the Annihilation Method. (Can’t tell you who either because he subscribes to this list, I just found out.)

And it’s kind of freaking me out a little.  I’ll bet you can relate.

Imagine if reporters were calling YOU and asking about something that was supposed to be *secret*?

Anyway, I pretty much dodged the questions – even though the person I interviewed ended up asking me about the Annihilation Method too.

The bottom line is, this whole Annihilation Method thing is getting out of hand.

You might not realize this, but there are 17,609 people who get this newsletter you’re reading.

Think about that.  17,609 men like you and me with one mission in common … MASTERING SEDUCTION.

What’s even crazier is that there around 300 people joining us every day now.  I guess they’re finding out about this newsletter through word of mouth or something.

Oh – and you wouldn’t believe the amount of email I’m getting from people.

Most of it is about the Annihilation Method.

I’m talking about 500+ emails per day sometimes!

And that’s what’s brought me to this point.

First, let me make this announcement …and hopefully it will answer everyone’s questions at once:

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YES, I WILL TEACH THE ANNIHILATION METHOD.
—————————————–

There.  I said it …OK?

But there’s a catch.

There’s NO WAY I’m going to show this to all 17,609 people on this newsletter.

Two reasons:

1. This is powerful stuff that nobody’s ever seen before.  If it was in the worng hands …or used in the wrong way, things could get ugly.

2. Because this is so hard-core …and it’s something that NOBODY is using, it’s pretty much bullet proof.

I’D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

Think about it.  If everyone and their brother started using the same material, it wouldn’t be as powerful.

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SO ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WILL DISCOVER THE ANNIHILATION METHOD.
——————————————-

I’ll be releasing information about this towards the end of the month.

Until then, let’s keep our eye on the prize and do what we do best…

With that in mind, I’ve put together a little pre-Annihilation Method tidbit for you to use this weekend.

Let’s begin:

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THE KEY TO EASY APPROACHES
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The biggest fear most people have when it comes to dating is the approach.

That’s why openers were developed: as training wheels to get over that initial reluctance.

If you already know what you’re going to say, then you don’t have to worry about what to say.

All you have to do is move your feet in the direction of the person you want to meet, open your mouth, and let come what may.

In The Game, probably the most effective opener I came up with was the Jealous Girlfriend Opener.

Mystery had always said: "There are two subjects that all women like to talk about: relationships and the unknown."

So I decided to come up with an instant conversation starter about relationships. I know some readers of the book are already using it, and I want to make sure you’re doing it as effectively as possible. So, with that in mind, here’s the exact script.

THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND OPENER
(Based on a True Story)

Style: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I’m trying to give my friend over there advice, but we’re just a bunch of guys and not qualified to comment on these matters.

Girls: What?

Style: Okay, see that guy over there. Well, he has been dating a girl for three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is a two part question. So, imagine you’ve been dating someone for three months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from college. How do you feel about that?

Girls: Well, that depends. Are they just friends or is there something more going on?

Style: Yes, they’re JUST friends. There’s nothing else going on. They talk like once a week at most.

Girls: I think it’s fine/I don’t think they should be talking/Etc.

Style: Okay, it’s a two part question. Now let’s say that he has a drawer in his apartment. And in that drawer he keeps all of his old photographs and letters.

Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex’es and some of the photographs happen to be with ex’es.

Girls: Hmm.

Style: It’s not like he ever looks at them. They are just there, like old souvenirs and memories of his past.

Girls: I think it’s fine/ He should put those in the closet/He should burn them, then bury the ashes.

Style: Okay, the reason I’m asking is because his girlfriend says doesn’t want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants him to cut it off completely.

And she wants him to destroy all of his old photos and letters from ex’s.

She says it’s just holding onto the past, and he should let go of it now. Personally, I thought it was extreme and a bit insecure.

But what do I know. I’m a guy. And, as we all know, guys think differently from girls…

NOTE: If there’s a guy in the group, don’t forget to get his opinion too.

What I love about this opener is that in addition to getting people talking for a good ten minutes, it also screens the women. If the girl you’re interested in says the guy should cut off his ex entirely and destroy every last photo and letter, then she’s probably not the kind of woman you want to date. Just a hunch. 

Alright, that’s it for now. Let me know how you do with this.

Yours,
Neil

P.S. Some people get a little worried that this opener might have been used "too much".

Listen.

It IS possible that you’ll approach a woman who just heard the exact same opener.

THIS IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE.

You know how Mystery and I used to hold in-the-field workshops, right?

Well …we’d have 10-15 guys in a club …all trying these openers.

And NATURALLY, some women would hear the same ones twice.

Here’s how you use this in your favor.

Girl: Umm …some guy just asked me that same question like five minutes ago.

YOU: No way, you must have met my friend. We were having a debate about it and didn’t exactly see eye to eye. So…what did you tell him?

P.P.S. Remember, the point of an opener is not to make a woman say, "Oh my God!  Let’s get naked immediately!"

It’s just to start a conversation and break the ice. All that is necessary for an opener to work is for someone to respond to you.  So even if, in that rare, worst case scenario, the women say they’ve heard it before, guess what? You’re now having a conversation. The group is officially opened.

Now that I think about it, maybe this is why so many people are stalking me about the Annihilation Method. They want the new goods.

Because nobody else is using it.  It’s like you’re showing up to a knife fight with a machine gun or something.

Total unfair advantage.

And like I said …I want to keep it that way. 

P.P.P.S. I forgot to ask you this. I need a favor.  It’s no biggie.

Will you keep the seduction stuff I’m teaching you to yourself?

Our community is already over 17,000 people strong…

And it’s growing by about 300 people a day.

I’m thinking about closing this newsletter to new people and having it be just us.

The reason why is I’ll be sharing some new things with you soon and I want to keep it "in the family" so to speak.

Thanks.

If you haven’t signed up to recieve Style’s excellent emails from his VIP list yet, be sure to do so!  You can check it out here.

Get Your Free Guide Here!

Comments

138 Responses to “Jealous Girlfriend Routine: Revealed!”
  1. Geese says:

    Jeezus!! A lot of hatred and jealousy of Style, to be found in this place.

    Dude read these posts. There’s no such thing going on. People don’t like style for 2 reasons, maybe 3.

    1. He claims to be what he isn’t.
    2. He sold out the community for $ and to social proof women.
    3. Marketing.

    Now add to that the fact that he’s acting like a fricken dork and trying to Qualify everyone who does this Art as some sort of Dweeb like he is. What do you expect? What about all this would make someone Jealous?

  2. Jealous, Bitches? says:

    Grease,

    They’d be jealous of his money and fame.

  3. Jealous , Bitches? a.k.a. WTF says:

    Plus I really want to lick neil’s balls. I have found that I have an ever increasing desire to have more homosexual experiences with people like Style and you too Grease.

    I call you Grease because I can’t stop thinking about greasing up your buttcrack and sliding in. Mmmmm greasy. I gotta go masturbate now.

  4. Harlequin says:

    Cmon, the gay stuff isn’t called for. WTF is just confused. He most likely found out about this community by reading the game. He’s angry because he figured if Style could get good then he could too, and now the truth is starting to come out. He read 1 book and thinks it’s the end all be all of all this seduction stuff. His Hero is being called out and that makes him unhappy. No big deal. He’ll figure it out sooner of later. Maybe he wont. I mean if he wants to keep style as his mentor then he can improve accordingly. Eventually he’ll get even more frustrated than he is now and give up or start learning this stuff for real.

    Good luck dude, and keep working on that comedy!

    ~Geese

  5. Shwanzenschtuck says:

    Jealous , Bitches? a.k.a WTF =
    GREEAAAAAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Grease! Grease! Grease! Grease!

  6. WTF says:

    “Plus I really want to lick neil’s balls. I have found that I have an ever increasing desire to have more homosexual experiences with people like Style and you too Grease.

    I call you Grease because I can’t stop thinking about greasing up your buttcrack and sliding in. Mmmmm greasy. I gotta go masturbate now.”

    ——

    No really. It was me who wrote this. I seriously want To get out the Grease and apply it to his backside. Oh and Geese I really wish you would return My PMs. Just send me a picture, something! Otherwise I will be forced to continually stalk you around this board using anonomous names and suggestive language when I see you post.

  7. The following did NOT come from me:

    “Elvis,

    Lions don’t need to roar in order to remain lions.

    So either calm down with the bold talk, or put your words to the test and meet me in Las Vegas for a $25,000 sarge-off.”

    The “lions don’t need to roar…” piece IS a mantra of mine, which someone obviously read from a mASF post of mine, or in one of my AlphaList newsletters.

    Other than that, I am not supportive of that bogus post.

    I have never met Elvis P. King, I have never been exposed to any of his materials, and I have no opinion of him in the positive nor the negative.

    My opinion of sarge-offs” is that they only prove who had the better result THAT time, and are not accurate determinations of which guy is the better seducer.
    Michael Jordan is considered the best man to ever play basketball, yet even HE had games that he lost, and shots that he missed, against guys who’s names you’ve already forgotten.

    Besides, why is it important to “beat” the other guy? Do you need to do that in order to feel validated in your self-worth and status?
    I only compete against the seducer that I was last week, and that’s the only competition that I bother getting into.

    Yes, last year I challenged Paul/Ross to a “sarge-off” So my words might seem like a contradition to my past behavior.
    And they are!
    When I challenged him, my logic was that this is what was required since he tried to make the community believe that my seductions in “Bishop’s Joyrnal” were fake/made up.

    The reality is, I was behaving insecure. I admit that, and have grown past such behavior now.

    I thought a sarge-off was what I needed to do to prove that I was legit. But I have since accepted that I have no control over what other’s beliefs are about my abilities and skills. So I no longer worry about it, and just share my knowledge and learnings and let the reader/student decide for themselves if they want to believe in me or not.

    So there you have it, believe it or don’t.

    Live Unleashed!

    Bishop

  8. Ross Jeffries eats pork says:

    So there you have it, believe it or don’t.

    Live Unleashed!

    Bishop

    yeah bishop, show them how it is!

  9. WTF says:

    I’m the real WTF you pussies and I never post under any other name.

    Also, I happen to agree with Grease (Hey man, sorry but it seem so have caught on :) that Style is a total dipshit.

  10. Notorious says:

    Hey all. First time poster, long time thinker of the phrase “Fuck you”

    1) I don’t know everyone’s position on Style (Neil). In fact, I could care less. All I know is, that by writing the book (The Game), he actually made me realize there is no such thing. Now everyone on this will probably disagree and repeat my favorite phrase “Fuck You”, but right back at you since all you really need is confidence. Whether it be an ice breaker, a time stopper, bottle floater, etc. Every single opener is something you have done in the past or repeated enough times you know it as well as you know your favorite Hand Solo technique.

    Also, having the attitude of “I don’t give a shit if I get laid tonight, works well”

    2) So what if Style sold out on you. By now you have gotten everything from him that you need and if you need more, quit being a little bitch and risk a couple nights of total failure by coming up with shit on your own.

    3) You can figure out a ton of other techniques just by watching Animal Planet or National Geographic. Quit constantly going out and sarging all the time. You never have an fresh knowledge, VALUE, to bring out with you.

    One such method from this: The Hero Method
    REQUIRES: A wing man to take the hit, and a college party

    At least where I came from, KEG lines are always hella long. Find your target, wait till she gets in line for a beer(MAKE sure you haven’t made eye contact with her or she’ll see right through this).

    Have your wingman not only cut in front of her but also make contact with her by bumping into her shoulder.

    This is where you come in (THE HERO), grab your wingman by the shirt and say “Excuse me asshole, not only are you not waiting your turn but you ran into this girl.

    (There should be no violence in your buddies eyes, just the fact that he didn’t realize it and now you just pointed out your a better guy then he is).

    “First, COME over here and apologize to the girl, and then GET IN THE BACK of the line like everybody else. (Notice the capital words are hints).

    He should be able to take care of the rest for you. He not only asks her name before he apologizes (taking care of that I won’t tell you my name before you tell my yours BULLSHIT), he then makes sure you and him are cool and then goes back to the end of the line.

    Even primate females need a protector, no matter how independent she is. And if she seems independent, follow this up with “I’m sure you could have taken care of that yourself but that type of shit pisses me off”

    This only takes around 5 mintues max. In that five minutes 1: You have shown control of a situation without pulling AMOG bullshit by throwing fists, 2: You have her name and your wingman already provided the ice-breaker. 3: You have shown value as someone who has no problem standing up for someone they don’t even know, and this especially works if the target already has a Boyfriend since he wasn’t there to do HIS job. 4: Even if this shit doesn’t work, you’ve created your own story with her and, a fact that has maintaned itself throughout time, girls LOVE to have attention on themselves when they have a story, meaning this will benefit you with her other members of her set, which she of course she will tell.

    One tip I never reall saw in the game: Take advantage of your wingmen. Their there for a reason.

    Also, at the end of the night, if your still with her, which you should be, and your wingman is now going back with you guys, tell her he came up to you later and asked if you were still cool. After that he seemed like a pretty good kid. (This shows her your at a higher level then him but still able to take him under your wing. Chicks love Big brother syndrome, example of RJ in restaurant.

    4) Quit bitching about eachother even though you have no idea who that person is. That shits so highschool. Ho’s do that shit and there needs to be a difference between bro’s and ho’s. I think if you start to spend too much time with chicks you begin to think like them and act like them. Basically you become a bitch, exmaple being a majority of these posts.

    5) Finally, back to my original comment on Style and “The Game”. Most people start to use Mystery’s Method, Style’s Methods, RJ’s methods, etc to get laid. In fact, none have been in a LTR. Sad shit. Getting laid is just part of something a woman can bring to a man. Let alone, getting laid is pretty fucking sweet.

    LTR’s, with the right chick, can be the coolest thing a AFC or a PUA can be part of. It lets you figure out why some men get pissed at their LTR for taking away their right to be greedy and selfish and why some don’t. Some of you have seen first hand, what power an LTR can have. Whether it be bad or good.

    Anyways, Just wanted to say thanks Neil for reminding me that life isn’t just all about the Game, but it’s a great way to build your confidence until a target comes along that can maintain your confidence on a higher level, and possibly eventually become an LTR.

    As for the rest of you shit-bricks that will look at this post and think “pussy”………….. “FUCK YOU”

    -Notorious

  11. Ebo says:

    I’m the real WTF you pussies and I never post under any other name.

    Also, I happen to agree with Grease (Hey man, sorry but it seem so have caught on :) that Style is a total dipshit.

    No, dude. Though homosexuality has sort of caught on in places like SanFrancisco and other remote places it is still not widely accepted. You seem like your the only homosexual here at this point.

  12. WTF says:

    http://tinyurl.com/qjpnf

    Style in action again!

  13. pipsnips says:

    Please… someone tell me that Elvis has left the building. And that he took Neil with him.

  14. RazorKite says:

    So this Secret Society isn’t secret anymore… Who is more at fault for the downfall of the PUA Community? Style?

    I went out to a club on Saturday night and they had all these ads over the toilets. They were all advertising the Game… Like I want to go to a club where every fucken chump will have read the game and now find shit on mASF. This community is going down the toilet

    Who’s making the most off of the “COMMERCIALIZATION OF THE COMMUNITY”

    It’s a sad day for the community…

  15. now permanently scarred says:

    ffaaaaaaarrrrkkk

    hey wtf….

    http://tinyurl.com/qjpnf

    i was actually trying to eat when i took a look at this >(

    wrong, just plain wrong, i didn’t need that

    but admittedly i have saved it to email to others

  16. WTF says:

    Although it’s flattering to already have WTF impostors, that wasn’t me in the post above with the link. Some mentally sick creature was behind that grossness.

    Now as GunBitch says, this is my last post here. Anyone posting as WTF after this WILL be a faker.

  17. LMAO says:

    Yea, because WTF is such an original, unique name. All the thought and creativity that went into it and some asshole comes along and steals it.

    I’d be pissed if someone does the same to my handle.

  18. LMAO says:

    isn’t it funny how all the anal-gay-sex posts about RSD and all the other bullshit from the last threads is almost gone completely without a reason? Well i think i found the reason. It propably has been one frustrated nerd, that has been writing all those posts and its replies. Now the nerd is on holidays or something or got killed by don won ton’s army.

    ID checking said it was style, but who knows?

  19. Starwars Opener says:

    Hey Guys! I need a female opinion on something!

    If you were a starwars dork and you wanted people to think you could get laid, who do you think would get laid more; Jedi or Landau Calrissian?

    My niece thinks that Landau Calrissian is way cooler than Jedi who almost never get laid. As a matter of fact the only Jedi known to have ever had sex was Darth Vader before he was Darth Vader and he became a bad guy.

    Landau Calrissian on the other hand was played by Billy D Williams who was a lady’s man by any standard. He owned cloud city and was one smooth motherfucker by starwars standards. Imagine all the tail he must’ve pulled out of that joint.

  20. Han Solo (not "Hand" Solo) says:

    Dude, that opener doesn’t even make sense!

    The Jedi take a vow of chastity… Don’t you remember the scene in Attack of Clones when Obi Wan told Anaikin that he’d better keep his peepee in his pants if he wants to stay Jedi?

    C’mon dude. That opener sucks.

  21. RSD says:

    you should now bust on his answer. then ignore him as he might be the target and then PLOW through. add a false time constraint, too.
    since he is a KJ9 neg him after that. then drop some more attract material to the other kj’s. Watch out for that UKJ, befriend him. Then qualify your target and isolate him to another blog maybe. then you can build trust and comfort.

  22. Example of Negging says:

    What do you, like, belong to the starwars Fan Club? Maybe you took a vow of chastity.

    Or

    Wow you Actually know that, Seriously? My neice has seen all the movies like 3 times and She swears up and down she knows everything about Anakin, and she didn’t even know that…

  23. Excon says:

    My opinion of sarge-offs” is that they only prove who had the better result THAT time, and are not accurate determinations of which guy is the better seducer.
    Michael Jordan is considered the best man to ever play basketball, yet even HE had games that he lost, and shots that he missed, against guys who’s names you’ve already forgotten.

    Besides, why is it important to “beat” the other guy? Do you need to do that in order to feel validated in your self-worth and status?
    I only compete against the seducer that I was last week, and that’s the only competition that I bother getting into.

    Of course it is, being you have no idea how to do PU. You are a hell of a writer but thats about it.

  24. Han (not "Hand") says:

    Here’s a better Star Wars opener….

    Guys, I need a female opinion on something…. but I’ve only got a minute, cuz I’ve got to prepare for my presentation on light sabers at the Star Wars convention in town next week (DHV and FTC in the same sentence!)

    But, who do you think would win in a fight? Chewbacco or Boba Fett?

  25. Ray Gordon says:

    I love style. He charges to much money, you can buy me for $20, don’t worry bout me being mentally ill tho, that’s why i lowerd the price.

  26. spaceMOG says:

    psst… come on guys everybody knows boba can’t beat a wookie… wookies are too strong… where’d you buy ur starwars trivia set from… kmart?

    anyway… now that he’s gone, my friend’s thinking of getting two dogs, and he’s thinking of naming them after two jedi from starwars… any ideas on what he should name them?

  27. Style's crooked nose says:

    ^^ LOOOOOL nice touch…

    I also hate this “opinion opener movement” these sick AFC’s are feeding hot babes across America….like who really cares about your jealous girlfriend, WTF, is that dumb blond Dr. Phil or somethin?

    Besides, thanks to Style which is funny he named him self style considering he bit ever ones STYLE and now is reaping the benefits of what the WHOLE community did “to get this part of their lives handled”

  28. Bounty Hunter says:

    Here’s a better Star Wars opener….

    Guys, I need a female opinion on something…. but I’ve only got a minute, cuz I’ve got to prepare for my presentation on light sabers at the Star Wars convention in town next week (DHV and FTC in the same sentence!)

    But, who do you think would win in a fight? Chewbacco or Boba Fett?

    Listen to them talk for about 10-15 minutes, girls love Starwars! Then cut them off.

    Make sure you bust one them for liking Chewbacca because he looks like a teddy bear – they probably still have stuffed animals on their bed. If they pick Boba Fett you can always say, “OOOhhh you are some bad girls! I bet you’de like it if I put my Boba Fett in your Sarlac Pit!” but be VERY careful because you need to calibrate to make sure the Sarlac Pit comment isn’t too strong, in which case you could just say, “You guys are sooooo naughty. You can be my little space mercenaries. We can walk around and you can pretend you are my bodyguards and I’ll be Landau Calrissian. You guys can Zap people with the phazers!” (Chicks love Starwars Roleplaying)

  29. Han Solo (not "Hand" Solo) says:

    Great suggestions up here. Finally the Seduction Lair is providing good material so some other PUAs can also become “powerful Jedis” like style.

    A great way to control your frame is to run what I call “yoda game.” When you run routines, talk like Yoda. Like “Female opinion, I need…. friends with his ex can a guy stay… if, a new girlfriend he has, hnmmmmm?”

    If you’re schooled in “anihilation method” and incorporate a little “yoda game,” you’ll be deadly in field!

  30. Allen "gunwitch" Reyes says:

    “if, a new girlfriend he has, hnmmmmm?”

    LOL!!

  31. spaceMOG says:

    yeah, alright fine, since you guys are giving all of your high octane material I’ll share another a little more – seeing as this IS the STAR WARS(pickup)CONVENTION!

    if you’re really hard pressed for social proof… make sure you have a little walkman that has a built-in speaker and have it play the spooky sound that comes on whenever the emperor is around… “wooo woo-ooo-ooo whooooo…”
    -I call this darkside game… but be careful because you have to keep this frame for the whole rest of the set!

    and for the real $$$
    Use the force to disarm cockblocks:

    Cockblock: Come on! Let’s go now!
    You: (wave index and middle finger) On second thought I want another drink…
    CB: (o)(o)
    “on second thought I want another drink”
    You: why don’t you and him go somewhere and talk
    CB: (o)(o)
    “why don’t you and him go somewhere and have a drink”
    You: I’ll be fine by myself
    CB: (o)(o)
    “I’ll be fine by myself”

    The same thing works for last minute resistance
    Woman: “I don’t think we should be doing this”
    You: (waving fingers) Actually we should be doing this
    Her: (o)(o) “We should be doing this”
    You (holding fingers slightly arched in plain sight): here, let me help you with that belt
    Her: “let me help you with that belt”

    and there you have it… for more of that sign up for my newsletter… $ 0.65 value – for FREE!

  32. Han Solo says:

    I should have warned you guys about Yoda Game. It’s not a magic pill; it can take months, even years of hard work to perfect. But once you have it down, and can run sets sounding like Yoda, you’ve got powerful NLP patterns that instantly get your targets cootchie juices bubbling.

    Say you roll with something like “Common, beauty is… it impresses me not. Three other qualities about yourself. name…hmmmmmm?” When you run your routines in Yoda-speak, chicks (and AMOGS!) actually get MESMERIZED into a state where they feel like they’re in the presence of a super-jedi. They project all feelings of warmth, security and being in the presence of an UBER-POWERFUL JEDI on to you.

    Thundercat’s going to post an upcoming blog entry about a super-secret, invite only lair, where top PUAs (“Jedis”) get to together to discuss advanced Star Wars game, without having to deal with a bunch of noobs.

  33. Luke Skywalker says:

    Actually just as a reminder. The Jedi Lounge will only be open to those who have attended one of our workshop/bootcamps.

    We are going to have a very intensive screening process, to avoid having to address unnecessary issues involving noob Jedis.

    I recommend you purchase my CD set and e-book. I will be releasing those in the near future. Guest speakers on the CD will include:

    Landau Calrissian – workseverytime.com
    Han Solo – handsolomethod.com
    Greedo – greenwithattraction.com
    Style – neilstrauss.com
    Darth Sidious – sithmethod.com
    Clone Commander Cody – surviveandreplicate.com
    Mystery – mysterymethod.com
    Lobot – workseverytime.com
    James T. Kirk – datingenterprise.com
    Will Riker – rulenumber1.com
    Darth Vader (G.E.D.)- galacticempiredomination.com (tentative)
    Boba Fett – sarlacseduction.com (tentative)

    The list is growing every day. Don’t be fooled by guys who take you to their workshops and don’t get you laid, let alone teach you how to make lightsabres fly acroos the room into your hand.

    More information forthcoming in ThunderCats upcoming report.

  34. Rebel Leader says:

    I’m embarrassed that I find this thread incredibly humorous. On the other hand I’m proud that i don’t know who “lobot’ is, or a “sarlac.” Will Ricker – rulenumber1.com…. that’s classic!

  35. Baby DG says:

    I used this the other day. Welcome to the nation.

  36. side note says:

    Honestly, It’s threads like these that make me think it would be terrible for this blog to be Moderated. This is where creativity comes in.

    I honestly think its part of the appeal of this blog.

    When You google Darth Sidious in google the first site to come up is this one: http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/darthsidious/

    That is where information on Lobot and WAY TOO Much other Starwars stuff is at.

  37. Go Thundercat and Style! says:

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  38. dan says:

    I miss Ross..

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