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Ross Jeffries Uncensored (Sort Of)

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Well, well, well…

It looks like good ol’ MINE’99 has started his own blog!  On it you get video, audio, pictures, and everything possible related to Speed Seduction.  Props to MINE’99 for joining the seduction blog community.

Unfortuneately, MINE’99 doesn’t let you post comments on the blog, since he’s using it to primarily sell Speed Seduction stuff, so you can’t really let him know what you think of his crappy hypnosis products.  But it sure will give me a lot of stuff to blog about in the future, I’m sure!  ;-)

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218 Responses to “Ross Jeffries Uncensored (Sort Of)”
  1. styleisfullofshitsoisthundercatwhodoeshismarketing says:

    Guys you dont have to lie to sell product. style said before hed never do another workshop.. there are a few other blatant lies in this email

    quoted from the email ”

    Okay, so I’m in New York, where I’m on assignment for Rolling
    Stone. (Can’t tell you who but you’ll see it in the mag next month.)

    Anyway, I run into this writer for a major newspaper. And he’s
    asking me all about the Annihilation Method. (Can’t tell you who
    either because he subscribes to this list, I just found out.)

    And it’s kind of freaking me out a little. I’ll bet you can relate.

    Imagine if reporters were calling YOU and asking about something
    that was supposed to be *secret*?

    Anyway, I pretty much dodged the questions – even though the
    person I interviewed ended up asking me about the Annihilation
    Method too.

    The bottom line is, this whole Annihilation Method thing is getting
    out of hand.

    You might not realize this, but there are 17,609 people who get
    this newsletter you’re reading.

    Think about that. 17,609 men like you and me with one mission in
    common … MASTERING SEDUCTION.

    What’s even crazier is that there around 300 people joining us
    every day now. I guess they’re finding out about this newsletter
    through word of mouth or something.

    Oh – and you wouldn’t believe the amount of email I’m getting from
    people.

    Most of it is about the Annihilation Method.

    I’m talking about 500+ emails per day sometimes!

    And that’s what’s brought me to this point.

    First, let me make this announcement …and hopefully it will
    answer everyone’s questions at once:

    —————————————–
    YES, I WILL TEACH THE ANNIHILATION METHOD.
    —————————————–

    There. I said it …OK?

    But there’s a catch.

    There’s NO WAY I’m going to show this to all 17,609 people
    on this newsletter.

    Two reasons:

    1. This is powerful stuff that nobody’s ever seen before. If it
    was in the worng hands …or used in the wrong way, things could
    get ugly.

    2. Because this is so hard-core …and it’s something that NOBODY
    is using, it’s pretty much bullet proof.

    I’D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

    Think about it. If everyone and their brother started using the
    same material, it wouldn’t be as powerful.

    ——————————————-
    SO ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WILL DISCOVER THE ANNIHILATION METHOD.
    ——————————————-

    I’ll be releasing information about this towards the end of the
    month.

    Until then, let’s keep our eye on the prize and do what we do best

    With that in mind, I’ve put together a little pre-Annihilation
    Method tidbit for you to use this weekend.

    Let’s begin:

    ——————————————–
    THE KEY TO EASY APPROACHES
    ——————————————–

    The biggest fear most people have when it comes to dating is the
    approach.

    That’s why openers were developed: as training wheels to get over
    that initial reluctance.

    If you already know what you’re going to say, then you don’t have
    to worry about what to say.

    All you have to do is move your feet in the direction of the person
    you want to meet, open your mouth, and let come what may.

    In The Game, probably the most effective opener I came up with was
    the Jealous Girlfriend Opener.

    Mystery had always said: “There are two subjects that all women
    like to talk about: relationships and the unknown.”

    So I decided to come up with an instant conversation starter about
    relationships. I know some readers of the book are already using
    it, and I want to make sure you’re doing it as effectively as
    possible. So, with that in mind, here’s the exact script.

    THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND OPENER
    (Based on a True Story)

    Style: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I’m trying
    to give my friend over there advice, but we’re just a bunch of guys
    and not qualified to comment on these matters.

    Girls: What?

    Style: Okay, see that guy over there. Well, he has been dating a
    girl for three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is
    a two part question. So, imagine you’ve been dating someone for
    three months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from
    college. How do
    you feel about that?

    Girls: Well, that depends. Are they just friends or is there
    something more going on?

    Style: Yes, they’re JUST friends. There’s nothing else going on.
    They talk like once a week at most.

    Girls: I think it’s fine/I don’t think they should be talking/Etc.

    Style: Okay, it’s a two part question. Now let’s say that he has a
    drawer in his apartment. And in that drawer he keeps all of his old
    photographs and letters.

    Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex’es and some of the
    photographs happen to be with ex’es.

    Girls: Hmm.

    Style: It’s not like he ever looks at them. They are just there,
    like old souvenirs and memories of his past.

    Girls: I think it’s fine/ He should put those in the closet/He
    should burn them, then bury the ashes.

    Style: Okay, the reason I’m asking is because his girlfriend says
    doesn’t want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants
    him to cut it off completely.

    And she wants him to destroy all of his old photos and letters from
    ex’s.

    She says it’s just holding onto the past, and he should let go of
    it now. Personally, I thought it was extreme and a bit insecure.

    But what do I know. I’m a guy. And, as we all know, guys think
    differently from girls…

    NOTE: If there’s a guy in the group, don’t forget to get his
    opinion too.

    What I love about this opener is that in addition to getting people
    talking for a good ten minutes, it also screens the women. If the
    girl you’re interested in says the guy should cut off his ex
    entirely and destroy every last photo and letter, then she’s
    probably not the kind of woman you want to date. Just a hunch.

    Alright, that’s it for now. Let me know how you do with this.

    Yours,
    Neil

    P.S. Some people get a little worried that this opener might have
    been used “too much”.

    Listen.

    It IS possible that you’ll approach a woman who just heard the
    exact same opener.

    THIS IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE.

    You know how Mystery and I used to hold in-the-field workshops,
    right?

    Well …we’d have 10-15 guys in a club …all trying these openers.

    And NATURALLY, some women would hear the same ones twice.

    Here’s how you use this in your favor.

    Girl: Umm …some guy just asked me that same question like five
    minutes ago.

    YOU: No way, you must have met my friend. We were having a debate
    about it and didn’t exactly see eye to eye. So…what did you tell him?

    P.P.S. Remember, the point of an opener is not to make a woman say,
    “Oh my God! Let’s get naked immediately!”

    It’s just to start a conversation and break the ice. All that is
    necessary for an opener to work is for someone to respond to you.
    So even if, in that rare, worst case scenario, the women say
    they’ve heard it before, guess what? You’re now having a
    conversation. The group is officially opened.

    Now that I think about it, maybe this is why so many people are
    stalking me about the Annihilation Method. They want the new goods.

    Because nobody else is using it. It’s like you’re showing up to a
    knife fight with a machine gun or something.

    Total unfair advantage.

    And like I said …I want to keep it that way.

    P.P.P.S. I forgot to ask you this. I need a favor.
    It’s no biggie.

    Will you keep the seduction stuff I’m teaching you
    to yourself?

    Our community is already over 17,000 people strong…

    And it’s growing by about 300 people a day.

    I’m thinking about closing this newsletter to new people and having
    it be just us.

    The reason why is I’ll be sharing some new things with you soon and
    I want to keep it “in the family” so to speak.

    Thanks.

  2. Truth says:

    Actually I’ve never met Elvis. I don’t even know if he has any game at all.

    And so I don’t defend him. In fact the girls on his MSN site aren’t even that hot and there’s no proof that he’s doing anything more with them than just posing for a picture.

    Sure he may seem to kiss some of them but thats just Mystery’s old photo routine. Nothing new there. It’s something anyone could do.

    I’m just tired of all the negativity and bashing. If you’re not Ross then I apologize.

    In your writing I just heard echoes of his type of negativity and venom seeping through.

    I heard some of the same echoes is Darkchilds writings.

    And that’s the

    Truth

  3. InformPeople says:

    I’m not RJ either, I don’t live in the US and have no ties whatsoever to anyone. I just read these forums for entertainment, and I’m not about to fall for any marketing tricks here because I know the community pretty well, having been a lurker for years on masf.

    But I also know there are many newbies coming here from Google, right after reading The Game, and I find it sick that the first “Guru” they come accross is Elvis.

    It is not “negative” to point out that this guy is a fraud. Before he started to prey on desperate lonely men, he was selling miracle drugs to cure cancer, for fuck sake. How are we supposed to be positive about him ?

  4. I quit the game strauss says:

    it seems being a PUA is getting more and more popular in the UK…all thanks to one man….drum rolls plz…..niel the queer strauss….

    ———–Check this out guys———–

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4374888.stm

    The Magazine’s review of blogs
    By Alan Connor

    Seduction guides are making the leap from online to print. But British men aren’t sold on the hard sell.

    “Women are strange creatures. I don’t think I will ever truly understand them. I’m not really sure I want to.”
    -Seductionology
    It had just about died, the idea that the web was crawling with nerdy men, milquetoasts and sad sacks.

    Ahh yes, the computer. By far the best way to meet people
    But with the publication of two books, both of them focussed on seducing women – and both of them putting on to paper tips and tricks which have been exchanged online – the old canard is back. And little wonder, given weblog posts like the above. It goes on:

    “I’m certain I’ve just become something or somebody new. Or maybe I always have been. A mysoginist (spelling?). Yes, I think, part of me hates women and who they are and how manipulative THEY can be. Yet, I still want to be with them, and feel empty without them.”
    The world of seduction tips recalls the 1920s Charles Atlas adverts targeting wimps on the beach, with the 98lb weakling replaced by an “AFC” (“average frustrated chump”), and with any sense of self-improvement replaced with the idea of tricking women into thinking they like you, backed up with a heady mix of needy self-help manual and credulous business bible.

    WEBLOG WATCH

    Weblog Watch is the BBC News Magazine’s weekly review of blogs
    You learn a new language, and then go out armed with a fake set of personal belongings, an armoury of mild insults (to intrigue your prey) and the support of your buddies – the same guys you’ll be reporting back to as soon as the encounter is over.

    One of the books which has taken this into the mainstream is called The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pickup Artists; the other is The Layguide: The Rules of the Game. Both refer extensively to online cabals of determinedly-single men, consolidating the old stereotypes in newspapers sold on the idea of an internet conspiracy dedicated to divining the ancient secrets of What Women Want.

    The only problem is that these super-pullers are at best misguided and at worst wholly fictional.

    Meanwhile and undaunted, the blogosphere is filling up with accounts of the efficacy of various of these techniques – many undoubtedly fake, but some genuine and intrigued.

    To search the blogs for terms like “neil strauss” (one of the authors) or “meeting hot women” is to enter a world of pain. Just as raw as the accounts of the unhappy PUAs (“pick-up artists”) are the faux-testimonies doing the same job as the shills and plants of the 1890s snake oil market.

    So, with the callow falling for catchwords like THE MOST DANGEROUS MISTAKE THERE IS WITH WOMEN!, is anyone providing a corrective?

    Well, there are some. Rainy Coast gives an unromanticised depiction of the pick-up artist, recalling that the “men are really competing with each other” and summing it up:

    “Looking back I remember very little about the bedroom. It was more the feeling – of yes, I’ve gotten a woman into bed.”
    while Yudhisthira portrays the damaged womaniser:
    “it was just immaturity, commitment phobia… and the nagging feeling i was missing something…. and here’s to finding the perfect 10……. hope she’ll be happy with a 5″.
    However, even this gloom can be turned into a positive for those making money from seductionology – you should embrace the self-pity, for having been through a phase as a predatory would-be Lothario leaves you ready for real commitment. At least, that’s the spin.

    Who knows, you might actually make friends
    Of course, it doesn’t really matter whether any of this works, since the real targets for a suckering aren’t women at all, but the adolescents and kidults who might buy the MP3s, literature and “seminar courses”. But again, in some parts of frontiersville, such salesmanship is to be admired, whoever it’s directed at: “the rule is simple: use gimmicks and always close.”

    So what does it take to puncture this new supply of hot air?

    Well, as it turns out, and as it might please you to read, there’s a cynicism in the Britblogs that’s resistant to this persiflage, as expressed by Innocent Bystander: “it can be done very easily… just pick someone and ask them, if they say ‘no’, lower your standards slightly and repeat and repeat”.

    A tale of having scored the phone number of a Playboy Playmate is much more likely to meet with a “chinny reckon” than a high-five on this side of the Atlantic, and the big sell flounders when met with the sort of stoicism exhibited by Artegall:

    “I wonder how women feel about all this? Does it make them look stupid and vulnerable? Well, I don’t think these techniques work with all women, and are obviously more likely to work in a Walkabout full of drunk young people than a cocktail party. The point is, it’s not that hard to hook up, and I guess many people knew that anyway.”
    No Rock has the harshest description of the phenomenon (“the unspeakable in pursuit of the untreatable”); perhaps women can rest easy for the moment, confident that all these tricks – from fake holiday snaps to watered-down neurolinguistic programming – aren’t really catching on over here.
    Even if it’s just that we’re not prepared to put our hands in our pockets, that might be a wise response. After all, if a man tries to sell you a con trick, the point of the con is probably to try and get your money.

  5. The Darkchild says:

    Look gents, let me set the record straight. I have never, ever, attacked anyone on this blog because they had an opinion about something.

    I’ve only recently attacked people whom themselves attack other people. Why? Because they piss me off.

    What’s the point in telling someone that your going to assfuck them and blah blah blah if they don’t shut up or whatever the hell it is those idiots post up here.

    Attacking someone for no reason other then making a normal post. For example the way they were attacking Random.Samurai. Or Don Won Ton.

    Reading those bullshit posts pissed me off. Usually I would just let it slide and pay no attention to it. But I just lost it a few times and decided to give them a taste of they’re own medicine.

    And dude, please don’t tell me that you actually think I’m Ross Jeffries. That’s stupid.

    And you can talk about how surely it is about helping each other out and exchanging ideas, but lately that’s not what this blog is about at all. People throw random flames at each other for no reason, that’s what you see the most on this blog these days.

    And it’s really annoying.

  6. Harlequin says:

    Still waiting on that 1st ever field report, Elvis.

    As far as anyone here is concerned you are an AFC and a KJ.

    Add to that your dishonesty and your ranking pretty low on the respect list.

    Why don’t you Prove that you are a PUA instead of blowing your own horn. The more youy Brag and Blab and Pronounce the less people like you. Your marketing strategy is HORRIBLE.

    This is how people can tell you can’t get laid. You are unable and unwilling to try a different approach.

    All you need to do is post some fucking Lay Reports and Field Reports.

    When you talk about fucking 10s and victoria’s secret models, don’t refer people to a page filled with a bunch of pictures of you and 4s 5s and 6s (maybe one 7?)

    I mean c’mon.

    My LTR told me a story about being at a party where theres this guy her and her friends have known for a long time. He’s fat and out of shape and WAY past any possibility of being in his hey-day. The story goes that he always preempts his successes with women with a cetain catch phrase. He always says, “This chick is So Hot, I can’t wait to get home and fuck her. Damn, shes HOT!”

    The truth of it is, is that none of his friends are fooled. He had some skinny anorexic chick with him at the party and when she left (to go over his house, of course) he was bragging to his buddies, “Man, Shes hot! I can’t wait to go home and fuck her. She’s so fucking hot!”

    One of his buddies, finally unable to take it anymore said, “Dude, She’s not hot! You haven’t been with a Hot chick! None of these chicks you say are hot are actually hot! It doesn’t change anything by you saying they’re hot. You’re not fooling anyone.”

    Well Elvis, I challenge ANYONE here to go to your picture site and check out the pics posted there. I challenge anyone here to look through those pics and tell me if you see 1 – ONE – picture in that group of chicks who (some looks even frightened b.t.w.) looks remotely like she could even possibly have ever even had a tryout for victorias secret.

    This one? (even tiny url thinks shes zgly)
    http://tinyurl.com/zgly4

    This one?
    http://tinyurl.com/h4yhl

    Shit you guys be the judge:
    http://groups.msn.com/BachelorDreamTours

    Seriously, guys, Go Check. I want to know if this is just me. Maybe I have higher than normal standards.

    ~geese

  7. W.T.F. says:

    What in the fuck is going on in this pic? You look like you’re holding her captive in front of your camera. You got this look on your face like you’re ready to kill her.

    She looks positively frightened shitless like you just threatened her.

    “You better Be in this pic, Bitch, or you know what will happen to you and your family! I’m an important man around here! I cured Cancer! Pose, bitch or it’s a night in the cage!”

  8. Beast says:

    those are some putrid 3rd world bitches man.

    Elvis motherfucker king you are one sick son of a bitch. I bet your mother wishes she suffocated you when you were born

  9. Beast says:

    P.S. What’s wrong w/ attacking random. samurai? He’s one hell of a KJ chode. Did you read his post on mASF about high, low, neutral values? ROFL. Someone has to put that guy in his place. And anyway, he was anal about spelling.

  10. The Darkchild says:

    I can understand putting someone in his place. But it should be done with valid and meaningfull comments so to speak.

    Most of what I read was about fucking this guy or that guy up the ass so that he couldn’t walk for a month and blah blah blah.

    That’s just plain stupid.

    Guys posting under names like “assbandit” and “assranger”. Utter stupidity.

  11. RSD CUNTS RUINING LIVES says:

    You heard it hear first! RSD is now offering a 100% money back guarantee on all bootcamps and seminars! You can’t possibly go wrong by taking an RSD program.

    Should you desire a refund at the end of your program, the following events should ensue, followed by a full refund check stamped with your name on it!

    -First you must tell the instructor face to face that you thought his program fucking sucked, and you want your money back.

    -Then the instructor will bring in the other students, turn them against you, and chastise you mercilessly for being “a negative person” (we like to use that term to blame our students for having poor programs alot here at RSD.)

    -Then after laughing at you, we will take you into a back alley, and begin pounding your face until you’re blood levels have dropped roughly 50%.

    -Then the instructor shall remove his pants, and begin inserting his penis into your anal rectum until you scream like a little infant.

    -Your body will then be disposed into a garbage dumpster, where the hood will be shut tight, and sealed with a lock.

    -A refund check will be mailed to your house, providing we don’t “accidently” spell your address wrong, within 72 hours.

    With a deal like this, how can anyone refuse? Sign up for a RSD bootcamp today, we eagerly await your ripe flesh!

    THEY RUINED MY LIFE THOSE CUNTS

    Love Sliekman (Michael)

  12. Alessandro says:

    Darkchild,

    when I find you, I am gonna spread your coffee coloured ass cheeks so wide that you will hear a tearing of the anal mucosa. I am going to bend you over your kitchen table,Then I am gonna pulverise your anus with the force of a pneumatic drill. I’ll finidh myself off in your mouth, then keep your panties as a trophy to sniff.

  13. Tyler von durden says:

    my name tyler von durden.

    me done smelly poo poo

    me like vietnamese pee pee in me

    me like papa

    me disklike dadda

    dadda put pee pee in me when 16 years old

  14. Het Donkerekind says:

    Donker kind, wanneer ik u vind, ben ik gonna uitgespreid uw koffie gekleurde zo brede ezelswangen dat u tearing van anale mucosa zult horen. Ik ga u over uw keukenlijst buigen, dan ben ik gonna verpulver uw anus met de kracht van een pneumatische boor. Ik finidh zelf weg in uw mond, zal dan levensonderhoud uw kousen als trophy snuiven.

  15. Het Donkerekind says:

    Donker kind, wanneer ik u vind, ben ik gonna uitgespreid uw koffie gekleurde zo brede ezelswangen dat u tearing van anale mucosa zult horen. Ik ga u over uw keukenlijst buigen, dan ben ik gonna verpulver uw anus met de kracht van een pneumatische boor. Ik finidh zelf weg in uw mond, zal dan levensonderhoud uw kousen als trophy snuiven.

  16. Het Donkerekind says:

    Darkchild = Ross Jeffries

  17. assbandit says:

    hey darkchild, whats your problem? don t be jealous just cos i ve got the best name in the whole frickin’ community.

    the assbandit

    0% content
    100% political flame bullshit

  18. ASSTRUCKER says:

    Darkchild,

    after you and your fucked up dutch national Team have been humiliated by Deutschland in the soccer world cup ’06 I’m gonna arrange a major buttfucking contest centeing around you!

    Stop molesting your brother and sister, his ain’t no sarging!

    You should smoke some pot instead of pole if you wanna be an acknowledged PUA, you ridiculous gay Bastard before we send Tyrone after you!

    Batty!

  19. The Darkchild says:

    I admit I’m a faggy midget!

    I try to qualify cause I’m a damn ugly child-molesting puke-loving sodomistic motherfucker!

    I SUCK! Bigtime!

    I Smoke Pole like a champ!
    I piss my pants on a regular basis!

    My pants is like the Thunderdome, two dumps enter, one dump leave!

    Sincerely yors,

    The Darkchild

  20. Quit Being Gay says:

    I can understand putting someone in his place. But it should be done with valid and meaningfull comments so to speak.

    Most of what I read was about fucking this guy or that guy up the ass so that he couldn’t walk for a month and blah blah blah.

    That’s just plain stupid.

    Guys posting under names like “assbandit” and “assranger”. Utter stupidity.

    Posted by: The Darkchild | Apr 10, 2006 10:49:35 AM

    He’s right. The joke hasn’t really been funny for… well… since probably the first time you posted.

    Dude, get over it. You are automatically under homo suspicion due to the MASSIVE amounts of “up the ass” posts you post here. Also it is showing your lack of creativity since you are stuck on one joke which isn’t even funny.

    Never consider a career as a comedy writer.

    Why don’t you go fly to the Dominican Republic and live out your homo-erotic fantasies with THE KING! His posts are just about as creative as yours.

    If you feel the need to fuel your “lack of friends” “I’ll make them not like me because they wouldn’t anyway that way I have at least some control.” defenseive attitude, then go ahead and keep posting your gay nonsense. Theres nothing anyone can do and Im sure the bitching is just fueling you anyway.

    There will be a time in the future, or possibly even the present, when you are in a lot of pain and lonliness finally overtakes you. The jokes you are leaving here will have become a waste of time. You will finally start trying to understand where you went wrong and how you can go about fixing it. Just remember that instead of improving your cynical, angry existance, you came here and flamed.
    It temporarily made you feel accepted and good since people reacted to your posts, though it didn’t address the bigger issue. Why you are so angry, scared and alone.

    No one thinks your posts are funny. Your cowardice shines through in EVERY post since you can safely hide away as an anonomous poster. Your lack of input is NOT hidden by your poor attempt at humor and your obsession with homosexuality.

    The mere fact that you get satisfaction from reading posts from annoyed guys like Darkchild and I among others speaks VOLUMES about your lack of self esteem. If this is where/how you fill your need for social interaction, honestly you Really should consider shutting off your computer for 1 month and try to do other things. The pain will catch up with you all at once and you will find yourself sad and depressed and look back at all this foolishness with despair.

    Just cut it out dude.

  21. Assbandit says:

    ^^^^^^^^

    None other then the cowardly, ugly bum fucker “the Darkchild”. How’s your anus darkie? still sore from tyrone? Is that why you’re so touchy about gay stuff?

    Or are you still haunted by your dad fingering your tender petite anus when you were 5 years old?

  22. assbandit says:

    that post above isn t me. i actually strongly suspect that quit being gay is randon samurai! haha. I have the last laugh. and i got laid several times today with a tasty girl. random sam you little stinker you!!!

  23. neilshmeil says:

    Damn, Elvis, you sure know how to pick your crack-whores.

  24. Evo says:

    Can some one please read all of Elvises posts and summarize them for me? I only read like half of one post and I got bored.

    Evo

  25. Handsome Man says:

    I think TC’s in love w/RJ.

    You know they’d make a cute couple.

  26. Ura Homo says:

    ^^^^^^^^

    None other then the cowardly, ugly bum fucker “the Darkchild”. How’s your anus darkie? still sore from tyrone? Is that why you’re so touchy about gay stuff?

    Or are you still haunted by your dad fingering your tender petite anus when you were 5 years old?

    that post above isn t me. i actually strongly suspect that quit being gay is randon samurai! haha. I have the last laugh. and i got laid several times today with a tasty girl. random sam you little stinker you!!!

    Posted by: assbandit | Apr 10, 2006 3:11:44 PM

    I can promise you I am neither of those two individuals.

    Pathetic.

    You’re so hung up on being gay that instead of just quitting you try to complain about guys calling you out. Random Samuri doesn’t fucking post here anymmore dipshit.

    You post as him with your fantasies of plowing him up the buthole as some black guy with a big wang does you and Papa comes and pisses on your face. Disgusting.

    Face it. You’re a loser and your jokes suck and stink of a homosexual fixation.

    Just cut it out already and go get attention from women like you should be. Either that or go join a gay blog and post this shit there, ya fricken homo.

  27. The Darkchild says:

    I can cure cancer, too!

  28. Het Donkerekind says:

    Ik kan kanker genezen, ook!
    Het Donkerekind

  29. Allessandro says:

    The Darkchild = Elvis Preston King

  30. assbandit says:

    ha, ha! urahomo IS random samurai, tee hee how funny! what a loser…

  31. kontbandiet says:

    ha, ha! jebenteenhomo IS willekeurige samurai, tee hee hoe grappig! wat een verliezer…

  32. bandit d'âne says:

    ha, ha ! l’urahomo EST samouraï aléatoire, hee de pièce en t comment drôle ! quel perdant…

  33. Neil"Souvlaki"Strauss says:

    Κανένας άλλος έπειτα ο δειλός, άσχημος άχρηστος fucker “το Darkchild”. Πώς ο πρωκτός σας darkie; ακόμα επώδυνος από tyrone; Είναι αυτός γιατί εσείς είναι τόσο ευερέθιστος για την ομοφυλοφιλική ουσία;

  34. JewBandit says:

    ThunderFuckStick
    Update your fucking shit.
    Post a pic you wet piece of pussy shit.

  35. guzični bandit says:

    ha, ha! urahomo JE slučajni samuraj, he he, kako smiješno! koji gubitnik…

  36. EselBandit says:

    ha, ha! urahomo IST gelegentlicher Samurai, T-Stück hee, wie lustig! ein was für Verlierer…

  37. Judebandit. says:

    Donner-Bumsen-Stock-Update Ihre fucking Scheiße. Geben Sie ein pic Sie nasses Stück Pussyscheiße bekannt.

  38. Thunder Bumsen stick update their fucking shit. Communicate pic you a wet piece of Pussyscheisse. says:

    Random.Samurai

  39. Your blog sucks Your blog sucks Your blog sucks Your blog sucks Your blog sucks Your blog sucks Your says:

    Hey thundy!

  40. Give it up ya homo. says:

    ha, ha! urahomo IS random samurai, tee hee how funny! what a loser…

    Dude… Pathetic.

    You really need to stop obsessing over gay sex with random Samurai. He’s a pretty ugly guy, and like I said. He doesn’t post here any more. You post as him.

    The fact that you took the time to translate your obsession over being a homo with Random Samurai into different languages is REALLY fucking CREEPY.

    All I ask is to stop being such a Homo. Stop posting your gay fantasies on a board about seduction (no matter how sorry it may be) and pretending you’re joking. It’s sick, gross, and NOT creative in the least.

    Oh wait… Not Funny. And quit wishing I was Random Samurai. Go stalk him over at mASF, weirdo.

    Anyone mentioning Random Samurai after this post is a Blatent, Rageing Homosexual who obsesses over ugly KJs.

  41. Pussyscheisse. says:

    Dude, your latent homosexuality drips out of every word you write!

    You are not welcome here!

    And leave the assbandit alone, he’s a resident psychopath round here!

    Anybody NOT mentioning Random.Samurai after this post supports terrorism.

  42. L8er says:

    What a bunch of psychos….
    :( (((

  43. assbandit says:

    yeah leave me alone you nonce! oh and by the way you are RANDOM SAMURAI… no if s no buts, i don t wanna hear it. you re the cum-brushing geek, you know it, i know it, everyone here knows it.

  44. Jegeh says:

    I’ve been wondering if all those posts about gayness were made by one person posting under different names.

    And names of other people. What a dufus.

  45. Lisa says:

    I left Neil because he is shorter than me and has a small dick.

    There, I said it…

  46. List of Raging Homosexuals says:

    The following is a list, by their own admittance, of Raging Homosexuals. These individuals may even be stalkers of those they would wish to have buttsex with and should be avoided at all costs.

    Anybody NOT mentioning Random.Samurai after this post supports terrorism.

    Posted by: Pussyscheisse. | Apr 11, 2006 7:17:10 AM

    yeah leave me alone you nonce! oh and by the way you are RANDOM SAMURAI… no if s no buts, i don t wanna hear it. you re the cum-brushing geek, you know it, i know it, everyone here knows it.

    Posted by: assbandit | Apr 11, 2006 8:03:11 AM

  47. Quit being a Homo says:

    I’ve been wondering if all those posts about gayness were made by one person posting under different names.

    And names of other people. What a dufus.

    Posted by: Jegeh | Apr 11, 2006 8:41:37 AM

    You are correct. There is one feisty homosexual on this blog who uses different assumed names to hide his homosexuality since he is uncomfortable with who he is.

    Apparently it must be assbandit. It is sad that since he is gay, his taste in guys is so bad that he obsesses over the likes of Random Samurai daily. I have no idea what this Random Sam guy looks like, but reportedly he is pretty ugly. Then again, some gay guys like ugly men just like some HOT lesbians like ugly Butch dykes.

    It takes all kinds. Remember, it’s o.k. if your homosexual, but please take your homosexual fantasies to a gay blog where they belong.

  48. assbandit says:

    i m actually bi, and spent the weekend fucking a girl so its all good baby!

  49. LOL says:

    i m actually bi, and spent the weekend fucking a girl so its all good baby!

    Family members don’t count buddy. It doesn’t count, either, if it’s a guy dressing up as a girl.

    But hey whatever floats your boat. Make sure you qualify yourself some more to me.

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