Jessica Simpson in The Dukes Of Hazzard
August 5, 2005 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
I used to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard when I was a kid (a really, really little kid!). I loved car chases then, and I love them even more now. I can remember I even used to have one of those electric Dukes Of Hazzard race tracks (you know, the kind where you put a little car on a track, plug it in, push a button, and watch the car run the track until it falls off?), so I’ve been a fan for a while. So when I saw they were making a movie of it, I was really excited! But the first question that sprung to my mind was "Who are they gonna get to play Daisy Duke?"
Well, they cast Jessica Simpson. I never watched any of the Newlyweds shows on MTV, and I was never a big fan of her music, so I didn’t know much about her other than the fact that she’s H-O-T! But after seeing the trailer for this movie, I was really excited, because it not only seems like she can act, it also seems like she perfectly captured the pure sexuality of the character.
I’m looking forward to seeing The Dukes Of Hazard today, it looks like it’ll be a really fun movie! It’s directed by one of the guys who made the movie Super Troopers (which is a funny movie too, if you haven’t seen it yet), not to mention some episodes of Arrested Development (one of the funniest shows ever to grace television, in my opinion), so it should be good.
Post any reviews of The Dukes of Hazzard to this thread! (And enjoy the Jessica Simpson Pictures!)
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Yeah, she sure can glam up to be one hot babe, but her real life personality sucks imho.
A complete ditzy twit – very unattractive.
She’s a great example of the fact that in the end looks only count for so much.
I totally agree – she’s a ditz and her “beauty” is all makeup, fake tan, etc
I’m into the saucy, witty, naturally hot ones…
Be Careful about that Ditz shit.
Some women are that way on purpose, and Im talking about extremely intelligent women.
Why? Because as one girl I talked to put it, “I can get guys to do anything for me! All I have to do is act like I don’t know what to do and they do it for me. They go out of their way to do things for me just because I act dumb. I can get anything I want.”
I think if I was a hot chick I’d pretend to be stupid too. I watched that reality show she was in once and she said something really blatently stupid and I knew she was trying too hard to act dumb, but then again most guys would just fall for it.
Oh and for the record Id let her squeeze my head in between her legs in a heartbeat.
whats this got to do with seduction?
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A smart chick isn’t about getting everyone else to do everything for her, that’s just a lazy chick. These are the kind of hotties that pack on the pounds later on in life. A smart chick is self-sufficient and doesnt play those kind of games.
Totally agree.
If a smart chick feels she has to act dumb as a means to an ends, then to me she’s not really all that smart – and like a chick that *is* actually dumb, it’s still not all that attractive.
wellllll i’m a big fan of jess, and i don’t care that in the real life she sucks, but in the fiction she is one of the hottest gils on TV!, that’s for sure boy.
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