Meeting Women By Being “Wedding Crashers”
August 2, 2005 by Thundercat
Filed under Tips & Tricks
If you haven’t seen the movie "Wedding Crashers" starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn (and you really should, it’s a very funny movie), it’s about two guys who crash weddings to prey on women who are high off the romance of seeing their friend/loved one get married. Apparently, crashing weddings is very fun and includes a great deal of dancing, eating, and drinking before whisking some unsuspecting bridesmade off to the closest hotel room.
Now, obviously this is just a movie and a work of fiction, but knowing how horney guys are typically, you know that half the men who go to see this movie are thinking "Hey, I wonder if this could work?" Personally, I feel that crashing weddings is a very dumb thing to do, and if you get caught, it’s not just a bad thing for you, but you are contributing to ruining someone’s ACTUAL wedding. But a guy named Supermania over on mASF has some ideas on how crashing weddings might actually work.
Supermania writes:
I think that by arriving after the food and speeches – when the bars
have opened up, and the dance floor is buzzing, and people are hopping
from one table to another – you circumvent the need to be identified
and "seated".If you arrived at the beginning when people were first arriving and
being seated, then you may need to produce an invitation, or at least
be more identifying. That’s where you could get fucked up.As far as answering questions as to who you are, I would avoid
answering as family. You’re right that most people would know of people
in their own family, and that could lead to problems. Not to mention
you could paint yourself into a corner with HB’s (ie: incest). I would stick with "a close friend of Bill’s" or something to that effect.It would of course be best to lose yourself in a crowd at a huge wedding, and avoid the small ones, for obvious reasons.
These are untested assumptions, based on common-sense brainstorming.
I’m still interested to hear any real-life experiences of actual
"wedding crashers" out there. Good and bad.
I’d just like to say to any guy out there contemplating crashing a wedding: DON’T DO IT. There are plenty of ways to meet women other than doing this. But if you have crashed a wedding in the past, please be sure to relate your experiences here, because I’d like to know how it turned out.
Guys check out Vince Vaughn’s body language in this movie, particularly his posture. Definately one of the better examples of high status posture I’ve seen. What’s cool is that he’s a tall dude, like 6′ 5″, and usually taller dudes tend to slouch a little bit, but not him. He towers over people and doesn’t really “lower” his posture so to speak.
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