Shark Opener Field Tested…
June 1, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Field Report
It’s no secret that Shark is probably one of the most controversial PUAs out there right now, especially with aggressive internet posturing and controversial direct openers. But it seems someone by the name of Nilatak has gone through the trouble of actually field testing Shark’s methods.
It’s an interesting read, to say the least…
Nilatak writes:
First off, I have reached nearly 100 approaches doing the Shark opener. What I can report, about it in each different environment.Beach: It opened really well here, I opened girls while walking as they approached me walking towards me. I also opened girls passing by me from my towel with “Pretty girl, come here and talk to me pretty girl. I am bored. Pretty girl do not be mean!” This worked well on younger girls, older ones would just move on by. But the younger ones came and talked to me standing for extended periods while I gamed them. The opner is good for the beach bc few people do beach approaches.
Club: It bearly opened, for the most part it sucks in clubs. I think due to high bitch shields and other lame shit guys have been saying all night. Even with my badass alpha attitude it didn’t open too well.
Bars: This was another place the opener seemed to open well. Bars seem like the realer version of clubs so I did pretty well with it.
Coffee places: I only did 3 approaches here. It opened, but seemed a little too much for the girl. They were flattered, but too taken by surprize to respond. I got two lock-ups.
I didn’t use it on any street approaches : (
Day 1 (Wed)
Went to a bar type environment and did a few sets. I started with two girls who were trying to get their friend in the back door, but he wasn’t there. I busted on them for being naughty girls and teasing them for being to cheap to pay for their friend. I had them giggling their asses off under 3 minutes and they kept touching me like crazy, hanging off my arm. Basically I uped their buying temperature fast. I can’t always do this, but in this set I did.
Went around testing the Shark, “You look cute, I want to get to know you” opener. I use cute for HBs because it’s less linked to the typical “You’re beautiful” compliment.
I opened a South African girl, 8.5, but she was dressed in all white (had on a short skirt) with a nice tan which made her a 9 in my book. It opened really well and I was able to have her ditch her friends and sit with me in under 2 minutes. I just went into this natural mode, fluffed a bit, then teased her a little, and went to comfort. I also used the cube. This sarge lasted 30 minutes and it was solid! She went in for a kiss at the end, like she expected a cheek kiss so I gave her one and extended mine and pointed to it so she gave me one in return.Day 2 (Thursday)
I call up HBSA and tell her which club I will be at if she wants to come. She says she will see. She shows up at the club I went to and walks right past me. Hmmmm…I’m feeling playful so I poke her and turn back to my friend. She looks back wondering who did it. I do it again and turn back to my friend. She was with two dudes so I figured she must be ignoring me on purpose cause she likes one of them or one might be her BF. She come up and talks to me after a while, guess she saw me finally. I tease her for being blind and she shit tests me for poking her. I just keep teasing. She chills for a bit them tells me I should go after some girls…hmmm…shit test??? I tell her I’m shy and she should help me (this is so not the me she knows, I was badass when I sarged her so she thinks I’m being a smartass). She says I need to find her hot guys and I just point to myself, yeah I’m qualifying, I know, but I’m cocky about it. She then takes off and starts dancing with a good looking talk alpha guy, she’s on him dancing like crazy. I grab my friend and I approach two HBs with “We need dance partners.” They protest and I say it again louder and lead them to dance and I dance with my back to HBSA. After 10 minutes I go to the bar and guess who I see coming up. HBSA come up as I order my drink. She was expecting me to order one for her I guess. I get my drink and she’s doing the puppy dog face while looking at it. I laugh at her for being a “dork” and tell her to ask me if she wants some. I keep making her add words like “please” and “sir” and “big dick” ha ha…just kidding about the last one. I share some and then I take her to dance.
Here it gets fucking weird. We dance for 2 minutes and she takes me to meet her friends, then half way through introductions she takes me back to the dance floor, then back to friends. Then she’s acting stupid weird. It wasn’t drunk stupid, just weird. Anways, skip down to extraction. Basically her friends are leaving and she asks me to go with her. I agree and the friends say they don’t have enough room for her so she should go with her sister, who has (little to their knowledge) left the club already. I tell her I have a car and we will catch up her friends. In the car I act tired and say I will drop her off, then I ask to use bathroom ; ) Then I go inspect bedroom and bam, isolation! I was at club with her 3 hours. Now I have already kissed her in the club and she asked me to go with her to her house after we met with her friends, but I just got her to her house. Now I start making out with her and then I try to go for the titties and she says it’s too fast. I back up, do it again and then she keeps leaving room coming back, changing clothes. She starts giving me shit, asking me if I’m a player, why are we not with her friends. I pass shit tests and then I get her naked but she keeps covering herself up with blankets and won’t let me touch her, not even make out. Then I notice unused condom on nightstand so I just start laughing and chill on bed looking up at celling. I tell her I’m tired and roll over to sleep ; ) yeah right! She reinitates after 3 minutes. Kisses me, then shit tests again. I just tell her I’m not into games and I’m gonna go. I get fully dressed then she pulls me in and we have sex. She stops 5 minutes into it asking if I came…ha ha…she did. Then she drags me to the bathroom while she pees…this was freaking crazy, then tells me, what I understand as to wash my dick. I throw off the condom thinking I’m gonna get head, but when I get back I get shit for throwing out the condom…so I tell her to chill and I have another. I start fucking her again, bust a nut after 15 minutes and go to sleep.
Day 3 (Sunday)
I call her we go for ice cream, then a party. She tells me she was drunk on Thursday and didn’t even know what happened…ok ASD at it’s best. I had asked her several times Thursday if she was drunk and she always said no. Now in isolation at her house, watching movie. I start making out with her and undress her and she calls me “bad.” I just play it off with C & F. She’s naked then I eat that pussy and she calls me a “tease” and tells me we shouldn’t do anything. I agree with “You’re right” but keep kissing and making her horny. She keeps stopping me. I just back up, watch the movie and reintiate after a few minutes for a total of three times. She brings up we can’t do it cause she doesn’t have condoms. I say I have one. She shuts up and then I’m fingering her, my boxers are almost off and she tells me to keep them on. I do, she gets hot I try to get out my condom out of wallet and she stops me again. I just stop and she keeps saying, “We shouldn’t, it’s not right” or “Are you mad? You’ll be ok.”
I tell her I’m not mad and I’m not really mad, I’m totally chill so I just go in again. She says, “Persistance, ay…think it will pay off? (sarcastic tone)” I ignore it and keep going, I get stoped again so I just say, “Ok, well if you don’t want to that’s cool, I’m a mature adult.” I wait back on the couch like 3 minutes watching the movie. Then it ends and I say, “Well, I’ll be going then.” I get dressed and go to kiss her goodnight and she doesn’t kiss me with tongue, just peck and turns face towards wall like she will sleep on the couch. I ask her if she is ok and she says, “Kinda weird how you just peace out on me like that.” I ask her, “You want me to stay?” She says, “No.” So I left.I know I fumbled the pussy here. There was a shit test I failed it, but next time she’ll know not to play games. I guess I could have done a freezeout but then she would have thought I was mad. I know she couldn’t believe I didn’t care that much about the poon (this was mostly cause I already fucked her). What do you guys think, I don’t get LMR too often, I think I got shit test bc there was a lack of proper rapport and comfort, but I took care of that on DAY 3 so I dunno why she kept fucking resisitng. I think she wants to act congruent with her, “Oh I dunno what happened Thursday, I only did it cause I was drunk, but when I’m sober I don’t give it up.” Comments?
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