A Night of Mystery…

So I had a rather long night out with Mystery, Roadking, and Herbal (of Austin Lair and now Project Hollywood fame) on Friday. Needless to say, it had a lot to do with sarging. Mystery, Herbal, and I had dinner at the Rainbow Room on Sunset and ended up seeing Bill Mahr there. For those of you who don’t know who that is, Bill Mahr is the host of shows like Politically Incorrect and the more current Real Time with Bill Mahr on HBO. I had heard about this guy’s prowess with women before, but I had not seen it with my own eyes until that night. Needless to say, Bill Mahr is a fucking pimp! The guy rolls with some incredibly hot chicks, and he also gets approached by them reguarly. Sure, his fame has something to do with it, but his frame is so strong that I can see how he sucks the chicks into it. Maybe he’s seen the Palo Alto videos? Who knows…

Anyway, we were all feeling pretty fiesty that night, so I talked Mystery into going to a strip club so he could show us a little of his Stripper Game. Man, I wasn’t disappointed. Mystery is hands down the best I’ve ever seen with girls in a strip club. And the club we went to was a definite hard one to pick up in (ie, the girls are all into hard core “gotta make money” mode).

The highlight of the night was seeing Mystery pick-up two incredibly hot porno stars that were at the club. These girls weren’t there to strip, mind you. One of them was there with her boyfriend, and the other tagged along because I guess they needed to get to know each other before working in a scene together the following day. They were both 10s on the looks scale. Not to bright, but incredibly sexy. The minute Mystery came within view of them, he had them eating out of the palm of his hand, and ended up number closing both of them.

It was really amazing to watch him work these girls. Most guys might have been inclined to chat them up, but Mystery really put his neg theory to work and threw out some old school harsh negs at both girls. For a minute, I was afraid he was gonna lose them, but low and behold the girls started qualifying themselves to him! And just at the point where it looked like the set was gonna blow out, Mystery switches gears and starts demonstrating higher value with his magic tricks, and before long, both girls are totally into him. They ended up getting pulled onto stage and both did a lesbian strip show for free. But afterwards, they actually tracked ME down so I could lead them back to Mystery, who proceeded to seduce both of them (even the one who’s boyfriend was in the club with them).

To top things off, Jake Busey, some of the infamous actor Gary Busey, who’s appeared in major movies (Contact, Starship Troopers, etc) ended up coming up to Mystery and chatting him up for a bit. I also got to demonstrate my “Homemade Porno” routine for Herbal, who seemed to really like it.

All in all, it was a fun night. I’d break down the analysis of what Mystery did more, but I think it deserves it’s own post, which I’ll probably get to when the site stops acting so screwy.