jlaix workshop!
February 13, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
Well, count jlaix in with the likes of Tyler Durden and Harmless! Looks like he’s planning to put on a workshop up in San Fran on Feb. 21st & 22nd. Of course, to give proper credit, jlaix has been teaching workshops much longer than either TD or Harmless, so looks like he’ll be imparting some of his wisdom with the bonny lads.
jlaix writes:
I am gonna do a rare full-blown public sarge event here in San Francisco on the weekend of February 21st & 22nd as a special guest at the RSD Seminar/Workshop, looking like a hot version of k.d. lang and winging with the students. To live up to expectations, my roommate suggests I show up with a fifth of shitty scotch and a sawed-off Mossberg, wearing a realistic female latex mask and leading a teen girl around on a leash, then run around the room shrieking a couple times, then leave.
Just remember, whenever you take a jlaix workshop, you are GUARANTEED to be punched in the fuckin’ face by a beligerent AMOG, or your money back!!!! How great a deal is that?
You can find out more info here.
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Some very easy openers I have invented.
They are very easy for beginners.
So,I have invented the: “Trap opener!”
You have to be prepared.
A girl is coming from behind you and
accidentally touches you in the nightclub.
You turn your head, like surprised
and say: “Hey!”, or “Hello!” or whatever
you have prepared.
You will notice something magical happening.
A similar opener is the “cash machine opener.” – I am taking money from the cash
machine and I have noticed that a girl
behind me is waiting. Suddenly, I turn
my head behind and say: “Hi!”
MAGIC! – there are some more variations,
like sitting in the table and waiting
for the waitress and so on. Create your
own….
I am going to post the above, on the
fastseduction.com. (The “trap opener”)
You can take it a step further, like saying:
“Are you single?”, “What is your name?”
and things like this.
I have tried it many times and it really
works!!! TRUST me…
I have tried the above three times in
a row (the “trap opener”) in a nightclub
and after a while a fantastic kind of VIBE was created and some girls RUNNING and
starting SMILING to me!
You are not going to really believe
the results you are going to have with
this simplistic approach!!! It seems
“too simple to be effective”, but it
is a really good “lesson” for beginners
actually.
The above is GENIUS actually.
I do not actually want to be arrogant about myself, but I use it ALL THE TIME.
The simplest opener you can have…
If you are lucky, no matter beginners
or advanced, you can meet MUCH MORE women
than any other opener, because it is
actually VERY rejection-free.
I deserve the copyrights for my
“trap opener”, guys. Sorry about this…
LOL!
If anybody of you finds a simpler
hesitation-free opener for beginners, I pay him!!
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