Holly Madison Has $1 Million Dollar Boobies
October 3, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Babes, News
So Hef’s former fiancee has just made sure if anything unsavory ever happens to her funbags, she’s covered.
So that's what the side of $500,000 looks like!
In the annals of unusual celebrity insurance policies, Holly Madison’s recent revelation that she has a $1 million policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts barely raises an eyebrow. After all, Adam Lambert’s crotch was covered for an even mil. Celine Dion reportedly insured her voice. Heck, David Lee Roth wisely — so so wisely — insured himself against his own sperm (should one ever complete its journey).
You can appreciate why these stars seek such insurance. Without their unique feature or talent, they are no longer that special person. It’s why Jimmy Durante insured his nose and Dolly Parton insures her breasts. It’s just smart business, even though these folks had talent beyond their extraordinary anatomical attribute. Madison, on the other hand — well, let’s just say she’s wise to protect her surgeon-given assets. As she puts it, “They’re my primary money makers right now.” Indeed. It would be a shame if something happened to them, and she had to fall back on her medical degree.
In the Age of the Reality Star, Madison is probably ahead of the curve. Fame can be especially fleeting when it’s not founded on legitimate talent. If The Situation hasn’t already insured his abs, he better. What other reality stars might want to look into insuring their assets? Kim Kardashian? Steve-O?
So I guess that’s $500K a boob. If she’s ever desperate for money, she can just stab one of them boobies and let all the silicon leak out, and she’s still got another $500K waiting in the wings! lol.
I wonder if there’s a time constraint on that insurance policy? I mean, at a certain point, those things are gonna get saggy and wrinkly, so what happens then?
kanat_jmet on 
kupit_lyEa on 
Thomasfrono on 
Willardjex on 
RolandCam on 
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]Discover the Beauty of Cyprus with our Luxurious Yacht Charters[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]In any coastal city of Cyprus – Latchi, Paphos, Limassol, Larnaca, Ayia Napa or Protaras, you can find and rent for as long as you like a yacht, which suits you the best. The captain and crew will take care of the itinerary and will turn your boat trip into an abundance of unique emotions.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]For lovers of outdoor activities and sunbathing by the pool, renting a yacht is the best solution, because while sunbathing in the bow of a yacht, you can simultaneously explore the many marine attractions located along the entire coast of Cyprus.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Our company “Rent Yachts in Cyprus” provides yacht rental services in Cyprus. With our extensive fleet of yachts, we offer a variety of options for every taste and budget. Our team of experienced professionals is dedicated to providing exceptional service and ensuring that our customers have an unforgettable experience on the beautiful waters of Cyprus. Book your yacht rental with us and discover the stunning coastline of Cyprus in style and comfort.[/url]
п»їbest mexican online pharmacies: mexico pharmacies prescription drugs – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
buying prescription drugs in mexico: buying prescription drugs in mexico online – reputable mexican pharmacies online
mexican rx online: best online pharmacies in mexico – buying prescription drugs in mexico online
mexico drug stores pharmacies: mexican rx online – reputable mexican pharmacies online
mexico pharmacies prescription drugs: mexico drug stores pharmacies – reputable mexican pharmacies online
mexico pharmacies prescription drugs: mexican rx online – medicine in mexico pharmacies
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Charter a yacht and experience the ultimate in luxury and convenience for your next special occasion or private vacation in Cyprus. Our highly trained crew is dedicated to ensuring your safety and wellbeing while providing exceptional service that caters to your every need. With our yachts maintained to the highest standards, you can relax and enjoy your trouble-free journey in style and comfort. Let us help you create unforgettable memories on the crystal-clear waters of your dream destination in Cyprus.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]In any coastal city of Cyprus – Latchi, Paphos, Limassol, Larnaca, Ayia Napa or Protaras, you can find and rent for as long as you like a yacht, which suits you the best. The captain and crew will take care of the itinerary and will turn your boat trip into an abundance of unique emotions.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Unlock the best of Cyprus by booking a yacht, catamaran, or motorboat with us[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Our company “Rent Yachts in Cyprus” provides yacht rental services in Cyprus. With our extensive fleet of yachts, we offer a variety of options for every taste and budget. Our team of experienced professionals is dedicated to providing exceptional service and ensuring that our customers have an unforgettable experience on the beautiful waters of Cyprus. Book your yacht rental with us and discover the stunning coastline of Cyprus in style and comfort.[/url]
medicine in mexico pharmacies [url=https://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa[/url] purple pharmacy mexico price list
mexican pharmaceuticals online: medicine in mexico pharmacies – mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs
더 그레이트 피그비 메가페이
지금 싸우는 것은 시간이고 시간은 생명입니다!
medication from mexico pharmacy [url=https://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]mexico pharmacy[/url] pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa
mexican pharmaceuticals online [url=http://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]mexican mail order pharmacies[/url] п»їbest mexican online pharmacies
purple pharmacy mexico price list: buying prescription drugs in mexico – medication from mexico pharmacy
트리플 슬롯
Ouyang Zhi는 모든 절차를 완료했으며 Wang Bushi도 명단에 보냈습니다.
mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa: mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
best online pharmacies in mexico: п»їbest mexican online pharmacies – mexico drug stores pharmacies
mexican pharmaceuticals online: mexico drug stores pharmacies – mexican pharmaceuticals online
buying from online mexican pharmacy: mexican rx online – best online pharmacies in mexico
best online pharmacies in mexico: mexican mail order pharmacies – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Discover the Beauty of Cyprus with our Luxurious Yacht Charters[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]For lovers of outdoor activities and sunbathing by the pool, renting a yacht is the best solution, because while sunbathing in the bow of a yacht, you can simultaneously explore the many marine attractions located along the entire coast of Cyprus.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]Unlock the best of Cyprus by booking a yacht, catamaran, or motorboat with us[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Our company “Rent Yachts in Cyprus” provides yacht rental services in Cyprus. With our extensive fleet of yachts, we offer a variety of options for every taste and budget. Our team of experienced professionals is dedicated to providing exceptional service and ensuring that our customers have an unforgettable experience on the beautiful waters of Cyprus. Book your yacht rental with us and discover the stunning coastline of Cyprus in style and comfort.[/url]
п»їbest mexican online pharmacies: mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs – п»їbest mexican online pharmacies
purchase speman sale – cheap generic speman cost fincar
mexico drug stores pharmacies: buying prescription drugs in mexico – mexican mail order pharmacies
mexico drug stores pharmacies: mexico drug stores pharmacies – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
best online pharmacies in mexico [url=http://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]mexico pharmacy[/url] п»їbest mexican online pharmacies
buying prescription drugs in mexico online [url=http://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa[/url] medication from mexico pharmacy
buying from online mexican pharmacy: п»їbest mexican online pharmacies – buying from online mexican pharmacy
buying prescription drugs in mexico online [url=https://mexicandeliverypharma.online/#]п»їbest mexican online pharmacies[/url] mexican drugstore online
mexico drug stores pharmacies [url=http://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]п»їbest mexican online pharmacies[/url] buying prescription drugs in mexico online
buying from online mexican pharmacy: purple pharmacy mexico price list – mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa
mexican pharmaceuticals online: purple pharmacy mexico price list – mexican rx online
best online pharmacies in mexico: mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa – best online pharmacies in mexico
medication from mexico pharmacy: mexican drugstore online – mexico drug stores pharmacies
mexican pharmaceuticals online: buying from online mexican pharmacy – mexican rx online
mexican drugstore online: mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs – mexican pharmaceuticals online
medication from mexico pharmacy: mexican drugstore online – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
best online pharmacies in mexico: mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs – medicine in mexico pharmacies
pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa: buying prescription drugs in mexico online – buying prescription drugs in mexico
pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa: mexican rx online – medicine in mexico pharmacies
mexican pharmaceuticals online: reputable mexican pharmacies online – medication from mexico pharmacy
buying prescription drugs in mexico online [url=http://mexicandeliverypharma.com/#]buying prescription drugs in mexico[/url] mexico pharmacy
акустическое оборудование для актового зала [url=http://oborudovanie-aktovogo-zala.ru/]акустическое оборудование для актового зала[/url] .
переговорные комнаты москва [url=www.oborudovanie-peregovornyh-komnat.ru/]переговорные комнаты москва[/url] .
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/en]Discover the Beauty of Cyprus with our Luxurious Yacht Charters[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]For lovers of outdoor activities and sunbathing by the pool, renting a yacht is the best solution, because while sunbathing in the bow of a yacht, you can simultaneously explore the many marine attractions located along the entire coast of Cyprus.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]There are many types of entertainment for tourists in Cyprus: visiting enigmatic historical places, having fun in amusement parks, experiencing unique emotions from trips to authentic Cypriot villages. But the most attractive type of pastime is a yacht cruise, as nothing can replace the charm of the sensation the warm azure waters of the Mediterranean Sea give you.[/url]
[url=https://rentyachtsincyprus.com/]Our company “Rent Yachts in Cyprus” provides yacht rental services in Cyprus. With our extensive fleet of yachts, we offer a variety of options for every taste and budget. Our team of experienced professionals is dedicated to providing exceptional service and ensuring that our customers have an unforgettable experience on the beautiful waters of Cyprus. Book your yacht rental with us and discover the stunning coastline of Cyprus in style and comfort.[/url]
ключ от комнаты совещаний [url=https://oborudovanie-peregovornyh-komnat.ru/]ключ от комнаты совещаний[/url] .
buying prescription drugs in mexico online: mexican mail order pharmacies – mexico drug stores pharmacies
mexican drugstore online [url=https://mexicandeliverypharma.online/#]medicine in mexico pharmacies[/url] buying prescription drugs in mexico online
mexico pharmacy [url=https://mexicandeliverypharma.online/#]mexico drug stores pharmacies[/url] mexico drug stores pharmacies
mexico drug stores pharmacies: mexico drug stores pharmacies – mexico drug stores pharmacies