Holly Madison Has $1 Million Dollar Boobies
October 3, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Babes, News
So Hef’s former fiancee has just made sure if anything unsavory ever happens to her funbags, she’s covered.
So that's what the side of $500,000 looks like!
In the annals of unusual celebrity insurance policies, Holly Madison’s recent revelation that she has a $1 million policy with Lloyd’s of London on her breasts barely raises an eyebrow. After all, Adam Lambert’s crotch was covered for an even mil. Celine Dion reportedly insured her voice. Heck, David Lee Roth wisely — so so wisely — insured himself against his own sperm (should one ever complete its journey).
You can appreciate why these stars seek such insurance. Without their unique feature or talent, they are no longer that special person. It’s why Jimmy Durante insured his nose and Dolly Parton insures her breasts. It’s just smart business, even though these folks had talent beyond their extraordinary anatomical attribute. Madison, on the other hand — well, let’s just say she’s wise to protect her surgeon-given assets. As she puts it, “They’re my primary money makers right now.” Indeed. It would be a shame if something happened to them, and she had to fall back on her medical degree.
In the Age of the Reality Star, Madison is probably ahead of the curve. Fame can be especially fleeting when it’s not founded on legitimate talent. If The Situation hasn’t already insured his abs, he better. What other reality stars might want to look into insuring their assets? Kim Kardashian? Steve-O?
So I guess that’s $500K a boob. If she’s ever desperate for money, she can just stab one of them boobies and let all the silicon leak out, and she’s still got another $500K waiting in the wings! lol.
I wonder if there’s a time constraint on that insurance policy? I mean, at a certain point, those things are gonna get saggy and wrinkly, so what happens then?
1win_qspt on 
phukwcMr on 
1win_zlpt on 
RobertNex on 
mostbet_pqst on 
mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa [url=https://mexicanpharmacy1st.shop/#]mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs[/url] п»їbest mexican online pharmacies
buying prescription drugs in mexico: mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs – purple pharmacy mexico price list
medicine in mexico pharmacies: mexican rx online – pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa
https://mexicanpharmacy1st.shop/# buying from online mexican pharmacy
medicine in mexico pharmacies: mexico drug stores pharmacies – mexican border pharmacies shipping to usa
mexico pharmacy: medication from mexico pharmacy – mexican mail order pharmacies
purple pharmacy mexico price list: mexican drugstore online – pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa
buying prescription drugs in mexico online [url=https://mexicanpharmacy1st.shop/#]mexican pharmaceuticals online[/url] best online pharmacies in mexico
reputable mexican pharmacies online: mexican mail order pharmacies – mexico pharmacies prescription drugs
mexico drug stores pharmacies: mexican rx online – best online pharmacies in mexico
mexico drug stores pharmacies [url=https://mexicanpharmacy1st.com/#]mexican drugstore online[/url] buying from online mexican pharmacy
brand cialis utter – apcalis may penisole voice
mexican drugstore online: buying prescription drugs in mexico online – mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs
https://mexicanpharmacy1st.online/# mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs
https://mexicanpharmacy1st.online/# mexican pharmaceuticals online
zanetvize.com
Suleiman은 Zhu Houzhao를 흘끗 보았습니다. “그의 전하, 최근에 쟁기질을 했습니까?”
металлический сварной стол [url=https://jetstanki.ru/]https://jetstanki.ru/[/url] .
https://propeciaf.online/# propecia order
cost cheap clomid price [url=https://clomiphene.shop/#]cost of cheap clomid without a prescription[/url] cost generic clomid for sale
sildenafil used for
https://lisinopril.club/# lisinopril 10 mg online
neurontin 214: can i buy neurontin over the counter – neurontin 300
http://lisinopril.club/# lisinopril discount
https://lisinopril.club/# lisinopril 5mg buy
neurontin medicine [url=http://gabapentin.club/#]neurontin price uk[/url] neurontin 300 mg caps
100 mg sildenafil
п»їcytotec pills online: cytotec buy online usa – order cytotec online
neurontin 800 mg capsules [url=http://gabapentin.club/#]neurontin cost generic[/url] neurontin 400 mg tablets
buy misoprostol over the counter: buy cytotec online fast delivery – buy cytotec online fast delivery
http://gabapentin.club/# neurontin india
gabapentin: prescription price for neurontin – neurontin 2018
Wonderful post however I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject? I’d be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit further. Kudos!
leebet
where to buy cheap clomid without prescription [url=https://clomiphene.shop/#]can i get clomid price[/url] how to get cheap clomid tablets
Hello there! This post couldn’t be written any better! Reading through this post reminds me of my good old room mate! He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this article to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing!
realsat.ru
mail order pharmacy cialis
cost generic propecia without dr prescription: propecia – cost of cheap propecia price
дробеструй купить [url=https://drobestruynaya-kamera.ru]https://drobestruynaya-kamera.ru[/url] .
lisinopril 40 mg purchase: benicar lisinopril – lisinopril tablet 40 mg
В наше время, когда диплом – это начало удачной карьеры в любой отрасли, многие стараются найти максимально быстрый и простой путь получения образования. Наличие документа об образовании переоценить невозможно. Ведь диплом открывает дверь перед всеми, кто стремится вступить в сообщество квалифицированных специалистов или продолжить обучение в высшем учебном заведении.
В данном контексте мы предлагаем оперативно получить любой необходимый документ. Вы имеете возможность приобрести диплом, и это становится отличным решением для человека, который не смог завершить образование или потерял документ. Все дипломы изготавливаются аккуратно, с максимальным вниманием ко всем нюансам, чтобы на выходе получился полностью оригинальный документ.
Превосходство этого подхода заключается не только в том, что можно максимально быстро получить свой диплом. Весь процесс организован комфортно, с нашей поддержкой. Начав от выбора подходящего образца до консультации по заполнению личной информации и доставки в любое место страны — все находится под полным контролем качественных мастеров.
В итоге, для тех, кто пытается найти быстрый и простой способ получения необходимого документа, наша услуга предлагает выгодное решение. Купить диплом – значит избежать долгого процесса обучения и сразу перейти к достижению личных целей: к поступлению в ВУЗ или к началу удачной карьеры.
http://diploman-russia.ru
buy cytotec pills [url=https://cytotec.xyz/#]buy cytotec online fast delivery[/url] buy cytotec pills
sildenafil 25 mg tablet
where can i get cheap clomid for sale [url=https://clomiphene.shop/#]where can i get generic clomid no prescription[/url] can you buy generic clomid pill
п»їcytotec pills online: purchase cytotec – buy cytotec
lisinopril 3972: lisinopril 30 mg daily – zestril 20 mg price in india
https://lisinopril.club/# lisinopril online purchase
lisinopril 20 [url=https://lisinopril.club/#]order lisinopril online[/url] lisinopril 10 mg tablets price
buy cytotec: Misoprostol 200 mg buy online – buy cytotec over the counter
https://clomiphene.shop/# can i purchase generic clomid pills
k8 カジノ
この記事を読んで、本当に多くを学びました。素晴らしい内容です。
cialis online pharmacy scams