Fear Not! Porn WILL Survive The Apocalypse!
September 15, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Interesting Stories
You know, there are a lot of theories on how the world will end out there. Some fear global economic meltdown. Some think solar flares or global warming will do us in. Some believe a meteor will crash into the Earth or Jesus will show back up and whisk his faithful away. But its nice to know that whatever happens to destroy life as we know it, there are some uber-prepared entrepreneurs out there who will make sure that anyone with access to the internet can still get to watch porn when the shit hits the fan.
Will I still have to pay $39.95 a month after all life is wiped away?
LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.
A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.
He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.
The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”
Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.
So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.
Well, if ya gotta go, go with a (gang) bang!
Robertnut on 
Дизельное топливо on 
kyrsi seo_hrpl on 
Eltongap on 
Paxlovid.ink: п»їpaxlovid – Paxlovid.ink
https://amoxilpharm.store/# AmoxilPharm
Amoxil Pharm Store [url=https://amoxilpharm.store/#]Amoxil Pharm Store[/url] amoxicillin 500mg buy online canada
rybelsus: rybelsus price – rybelsus generic
https://ivermectinpharm.store/# Ivermectin Pharm Store
http://ivermectinpharm.store/# minocycline 100 mg tablets for human
buy gabapentin online: neurontin online pharmacy – Gabapentin Pharm
amoxicillin pharmacy price: Amoxil Pharm Store – AmoxilPharm
AmoxilPharm: AmoxilPharm – Amoxil Pharm Store
amoxicillin 500mg capsules uk: AmoxilPharm – Amoxil Pharm Store
https://semaglutidepharm.com/# semaglutide
Ivermectin Pharm [url=https://ivermectinpharm.store/#]Ivermectin Pharm[/url] minocycline 100 mg online
https://paxlovid.ink/# Paxlovid.ink
buy semaglutide online: Buy compounded semaglutide online – Rybelsus 7mg
http://gabapentinpharm.com/# neurontin 4 mg
Paxlovid.ink: Paxlovid.ink – Paxlovid over the counter
http://semaglutidepharm.com/# cheap Rybelsus 14 mg
Gabapentin Pharm [url=https://gabapentinpharm.com/#]neurontin brand name 800 mg[/url] neurontin canada
buy paxlovid online: paxlovid india – paxlovid cost without insurance
Ivermectin Pharm: Ivermectin Pharm – Ivermectin Pharm Store
Ivermectin Pharm: Ivermectin Pharm – Ivermectin Pharm Store
http://gabapentinpharm.com/# Gabapentin Pharm
neurontin 300mg caps [url=https://gabapentinpharm.com/#]Gabapentin Pharm[/url] Gabapentin Pharm
Gabapentin Pharm [url=http://gabapentinpharm.com/#]Gabapentin Pharm[/url] buy generic neurontin
Paxlovid.ink: Paxlovid.ink – Paxlovid.ink
https://gabapentinpharm.com/# Gabapentin Pharm
rybelsus generic: buy rybelsus – Buy compounded semaglutide online
https://gabapentinpharm.com/# Gabapentin Pharm
amoxicillin 500mg cost [url=http://amoxilpharm.store/#]AmoxilPharm[/url] rexall pharmacy amoxicillin 500mg
semaglutide: Buy semaglutide pills – rybelsus price
gabapentin 300mg: Gabapentin Pharm – Gabapentin Pharm
http://amoxilpharm.store/# AmoxilPharm
Paxlovid.ink [url=https://paxlovid.ink/#]paxlovid covid[/url] п»їpaxlovid
http://amoxilpharm.store/# Amoxil Pharm Store
https://gabapentinpharm.com/# cost of neurontin 800 mg
buying neurontin online: Gabapentin Pharm – 300 mg neurontin
neurontin 800 mg: buy cheap neurontin online – neurontin buy from canada
paxlovid buy: paxlovid price – paxlovid india
stromectol tablets: Ivermectin Pharm – how to buy stromectol
https://semaglutidepharm.com/# Semaglutide pharmacy price
http://semaglutidepharm.com/# Semaglutide pharmacy price
paxlovid for sale [url=http://paxlovid.ink/#]paxlovid covid[/url] Paxlovid.ink
semaglutide: rybelsus cost – rybelsus
https://paxlovid.ink/# п»їpaxlovid
Amoxil Pharm Store [url=http://amoxilpharm.store/#]buy amoxicillin 250mg[/url] AmoxilPharm
Buy compounded semaglutide online: buy semaglutide online – rybelsus cost
neurontin 100 mg capsule: Gabapentin Pharm – neurontin 300 mg price in india
rybelsus: rybelsus – rybelsus
Amoxil Pharm Store: Amoxil Pharm Store – buy amoxil
http://ivermectinpharm.store/# buy ivermectin for humans australia
Amoxil Pharm Store [url=http://amoxilpharm.store/#]amoxicillin 500mg cost[/url] Amoxil Pharm Store
Ivermectin Pharm [url=http://ivermectinpharm.store/#]Ivermectin Pharm Store[/url] Ivermectin Pharm Store
AmoxilPharm [url=https://amoxilpharm.store/#]AmoxilPharm[/url] AmoxilPharm
https://gabapentinpharm.com/# neurontin 800
neurontin 600 mg: neurontin capsules 300mg – prescription price for neurontin
https://gabapentinpharm.com/# Gabapentin Pharm
semaglutide [url=http://semaglutidepharm.com/#]Rybelsus 7mg[/url] Buy compounded semaglutide online
neurontin brand name: Gabapentin Pharm – neurontin 200 mg capsules
paxlovid pharmacy: Paxlovid.ink – paxlovid price