Fear Not! Porn WILL Survive The Apocalypse!
September 15, 2011 by Thundercat
Filed under Interesting Stories
You know, there are a lot of theories on how the world will end out there. Some fear global economic meltdown. Some think solar flares or global warming will do us in. Some believe a meteor will crash into the Earth or Jesus will show back up and whisk his faithful away. But its nice to know that whatever happens to destroy life as we know it, there are some uber-prepared entrepreneurs out there who will make sure that anyone with access to the internet can still get to watch porn when the shit hits the fan.
Will I still have to pay $39.95 a month after all life is wiped away?
LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.
A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.
He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.
The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”
Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.
So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.
Well, if ya gotta go, go with a (gang) bang!
dostavka alkogolya_bzer on 
dostavka alkogolya_caer on 
antikor-service-59 on 
dostavka alkogolya_zzer on 
dostavka alkogolya_rler on 
https://clomiphene.icu/# how to buy generic clomid without prescription
can you get cheap clomid without prescription: where can i buy generic clomid pill – where to buy cheap clomid pill
order semaglutide generic order semaglutide 14 mg pills purchase semaglutide without prescription
where can i buy generic clomid without prescription: can you get cheap clomid without a prescription – can i order generic clomid without insurance
http://azithromycin.bid/# buy generic zithromax online
prednisone cost in india: prednisone 4mg – how to buy prednisone
http://clomiphene.icu/# how to buy clomid without prescription
order prednisone 5mg for sale oral deltasone 20mg buy prednisone generic
canadian pharmacy service: Licensed Online Pharmacy – canadian pharmacy store canadianpharm.store
Online medicine home delivery: international medicine delivery from india – indian pharmacy online indianpharm.store
https://mexicanpharm.shop/# mexican drugstore online mexicanpharm.shop
canadian pharmacy king reviews: Licensed Online Pharmacy – canadapharmacyonline com canadianpharm.store
https://indianpharm.store/# online shopping pharmacy india indianpharm.store
http://indianpharm.store/# indian pharmacies safe indianpharm.store
mexican pharmaceuticals online: Online Pharmacies in Mexico – best online pharmacies in mexico mexicanpharm.shop
reputable indian pharmacies: Indian pharmacy to USA – indian pharmacy online indianpharm.store
http://indianpharm.store/# indian pharmacy indianpharm.store
india online pharmacy: Indian pharmacy to USA – top 10 pharmacies in india indianpharm.store
mexico pharmacy: Certified Pharmacy from Mexico – п»їbest mexican online pharmacies mexicanpharm.shop
http://canadianpharm.store/# best canadian online pharmacy canadianpharm.store
safe canadian pharmacies: Best Canadian online pharmacy – canadian pharmacy com canadianpharm.store
buying prescription drugs in mexico online: buying prescription drugs in mexico – buying prescription drugs in mexico mexicanpharm.shop
http://indianpharm.store/# indian pharmacy online indianpharm.store
https://canadianpharm.store/# canadianpharmacyworld com canadianpharm.store
accutane 20mg brand accutane 10mg us buy generic accutane 20mg
reputable mexican pharmacies online: Certified Pharmacy from Mexico – reputable mexican pharmacies online mexicanpharm.shop
http://indianpharm.store/# top 10 online pharmacy in india indianpharm.store
best online pharmacy india: buy medicines online in india – online shopping pharmacy india indianpharm.store
medicine in mexico pharmacies: Certified Pharmacy from Mexico – best online pharmacies in mexico mexicanpharm.shop
http://indianpharm.store/# indianpharmacy com indianpharm.store
legitimate canadian mail order pharmacy: Best Canadian online pharmacy – onlinecanadianpharmacy canadianpharm.store
indianpharmacy com: international medicine delivery from india – world pharmacy india indianpharm.store
mexico drug stores pharmacies: Certified Pharmacy from Mexico – mexican pharmaceuticals online mexicanpharm.shop
https://canadianpharm.store/# best canadian pharmacy to buy from canadianpharm.store
https://canadianpharm.store/# canadian pharmacy meds reviews canadianpharm.store
https://canadianpharm.store/# recommended canadian pharmacies canadianpharm.store
mexico drug stores pharmacies: Certified Pharmacy from Mexico – mexican rx online mexicanpharm.shop
order albuterol 2mg inhaler ventolin pills buy ventolin inhaler
best online pharmacies in mexico: pharmacies in mexico that ship to usa – mexico pharmacy mexicanpharm.shop
http://mexicanpharm.shop/# mexican mail order pharmacies mexicanpharm.shop
buy medicines online in india: Indian pharmacy to USA – Online medicine home delivery indianpharm.store
india online pharmacy: order medicine from india to usa – Online medicine order indianpharm.store
buy amoxil online cheap cheap amoxicillin pill generic amoxicillin 500mg
http://mexicanpharm.shop/# mexico pharmacy mexicanpharm.shop
canada pharmacy online legit: Licensed Online Pharmacy – pharmacies in canada that ship to the us canadianpharm.store
http://mexicanpharm.shop/# п»їbest mexican online pharmacies mexicanpharm.shop
mexican online pharmacies prescription drugs: Online Mexican pharmacy – mexico drug stores pharmacies mexicanpharm.shop
http://indianpharm.store/# Online medicine home delivery indianpharm.store
canadian pharmacy tampa: Canadian Pharmacy – canadian pharmacy meds canadianpharm.store
canadiandrugstore com: rx canada – canadian drugstore online