Stupid Girls Itching (And Other Great SPAM Emails)
August 5, 2005 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
I don’t know about you guys, but I get literally HUNDREDS of SPAM emails every day, and I must admit, despite the annoyingness (is that even a word?) of the junk email I get, some of the titles I see in my SPAM folder can get pretty entertaining.
I think my favorite spam headline so far was this email I got recently with the title "Stupid Girls Itching." I laughed when I saw it and just HAD to open it up. Of course, it was a pitch for some bizzar german sex site written in very poor english, but the title was just gold in the humor department, I thought.
Since then, I’ve gotten a few more SPAM headline favorites. Most recently, there was "Watch dumb european women work hard for my proposal" and then the ever charming "She feels son into her." *shudder* (I wonder who they think this stuff appeals to?)
Anyway, I guess the point of this post is I’m wondering if you guys have any great/funny SPAM headlines you’ve come across? Post them in this thread, they should be worth a laugh or two. =)
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The 2 best spam emails I ever got were seduction related. One was from CEIC, thanking me for joining their mailing list (which I never did), and explaining that clothing is the #1 MOST important factor in the seduction process. I LOL’d at that one.
The second was RSD, sending me their first ever newsletter, 2 yrs. after I took their workshop. You’d think after I constantly flamed them, they would know better. I found it ironic that they were trying to sell ME on their workshop in the newsletter.
Compared to those 2 spam emails (which I never subscribed to), the breast enlargement emails don’t seem half as bad……
…atleast everyone likes big breasts….
…I just don’t want to grow my own…..
…..but maybe some guys do…..
…..and that’s the……
-Truth
Maybe not so much funny, but great for misinterpreting:
“Stun her with a Rolex!”
So do I just beat her over the head with it, or does it come with a built in Taser?
“farm animals eat it all”
“she does youre horse”
“viagra makes ur gramps go longer”
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