25 Neg Hits
May 4, 2005 by Thundercat
Filed under Tips & Tricks
We all know Mystery came up with the idea of "neg hits," where you use a subversive insult to socially lower a girl’s value to make it easier to pick her up. SuperGigaloDJ over on the Don Juan boards just posted a list of 25 of them that I think are worth checking out:
SuperGigaloDJ writes:
1.
Jason: Are those nails real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh. Well at least they look nice.2.
Jason: You’re pretty dark is that tan real?
HB9: No I went tanning.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks real.3.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like it little messy on top. (If it’s straight)4.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like the left site. (If her hair is different no each side)5.
HB9: Hey let’s go get some ice cream!
Jason: Hell yeah let’s do it. I like a girl who’s not afraid to gain some pounds.6.
Jason: Cool shoes. My mom has a pair just like that.7.
Jason: Mm that perfume smells good. I think my mom has that same one.8.
HB9: Do you like my new purse?
Jason: Yeah that one’s really popular. A lot of girls at my school have that one.9.
Jason: Hey there is this girl in my class who has that same shirt!10.
HB9: Hey check out my new watch.
Jason: Oh yeah I really like that one. My cousin has the same one!11.
Jason: What did ya buy?
HB9: I bought a new shirt.
Jason: Cool lemme see it.
HB9: Here.
Jason: Oh nice. My moms got one just like it.12.
Jason: That’s really cute how your nose wiggles when you talk.13.
Jason: Is that your real hair color?
HB9: No it’s dyed.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks good.14.
Jason: I like your make-up job.15.
Jason: I like the color of your eyes.
HB9: Hehe thanks. They’re contacts.
Jason: Oh. Well they look nice.16:
Jason: Hey cool cell phone. This girl in my class has the same one.17:
HB9: Do you think I’m fat?
Jason: No but I like it when I can pinch a little here. (And then pinch her stomach)18:
Jason: Hey weren’t you wearing the same outfit the other day?19:
Jason: You have something in your teeth.20:
Jason: Hey nice outfit! I like that better than the one you wore last time.21:
Jason: How old are you?
HB9: I’m __
Jason: Oh. You look older.22.
Jason: Nice jeans.
HB9: Thanks
Jason: They make your ass look small. (I would suggest this only after a few dates!)
HB9: Oh.. Thanks.23.
Jason: Nice breasts are they real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh.. At least they look real. (At the strip club)24.
Jason: You have big feet for a girl but those shoes look good on you.
HB9: Oh… Thanks.25.
Jason: Hey I like this CD.
HB9: Oh thanks.
Jason: Yeah my grandma has this same one.
Of course, these are all oldies, but goodies. Neg hits, when used right, can be quite powerful (especially with beautiful women). When used wrong, though, they can really backfire on ya! Just remember, with most girls you’ll never want to use more than one neg hit! With REALLY hot girls, maybe up to three, but any more than that and you could blow her out. Use them wisely!
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Hi TC… question I’ve been meaning to ask for a while… There was a neg that Mystery used at the Mastery program… Something about “something on your nose” or rubbing your nose maybe… Marie refers to it in the DVD series as one that would have even worked on her. Any idea what it was if you were at that part?
Rage
brillant info im a use some of these at the weekend
Rage,
I believe you are referring to Mystery asking for a Kleenex and right before he blows his nose he says to the HB, “what, you’re gonna watch?” Then blowing his nose in front of her and attracting her. That is what I remember from the Mastery Mystery segment.
Now Mystery uses the term “Negs” and not the term “Neg Hits” anymore.
Different flavours to it, probably… less “agressive” sort of.
Although, if you check Mys’s archives, you can see that he did use the term “Neg Hits” originally.
Thanks Ninja that’s probably what it was, I’ll check again to be sure…
Rage
mystery is a fag. who cares what he calls it.
“mystery is a fag. who cares what he calls it.”
dangerzone is part of the SS cult or he is so angry at his own lack of success, that he had to chime in here for one second.
Ok, guys I have not slept with a girl
for my whole life. With two neg hits
I have invented, I have slept
with 2 out of 2 girls. CIAO!!
I think that the ADVANTAGE of neg hits
in contrast to regural teasing, it is
that neg hits is something that it does
not have an easy come back.
If I say a neg hit:
“My grandma has this CD.”, she cannot
give me EVIDENCE that my grandma does not
such a CD.
Teasing:
“Your shoes and your belt do not match.”
(oh, poor DEANGELO, there is always a
comeback in your tactics….)
Comeback: “Yes, but you do not understand
fashion, David Deangelo…”
lol how fake.. why dont you just try being yourselves
this is complete crap…i’m not sure what this semi-goth-pleather wearing douche has charged you guys for his information…i j/watched him on vh1…
i can’t believe you guys paid for this crap…i’m not a porn star but i’ve had quite a few hot girlfriends and slept with plenty of women…you don’t need to take advice from this halfway out of the closet fag to get girls guys…the fact that i’m posting to this actually makes me feel kind of shitty myself…
some advice, that any decent guy at a bar will tell you:STOP MAKING THIS DOUCHE FAMOUS…his stupid names for pick up tips are so gay…you don’t need him…have a drink, grow some balls, and be yourself…make a joke here and there, and listen to the person…free advice…and hey, i’m not even wearing a fake fur hat, pleather pants, and i don’t suck dick on the side, imagine that…
mystery is not a fag. he’s rich. your fucking dad is a fag.
you fat , non pussy getting motherfucker.
come to LA and talk shit like that and i’ll punch you in your fuckng jaw you stupid shit.
i met mystery a few weeks ago and he seemed like a relativly nice guy. he acutally fucked himself and the community by doing the vh1 show. now he’s kindof a caricature of himself. i muist say though, he seemed quite effeminite. and although he was tall he looked very unhealthy and weak and his skin didnt look healthy . he was pale and sickly looking.
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