Fleshlights???
May 25, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
I just saw an advertisement on Askmen.com for a fleshlight! For those of you free internet porn fellas out there, you’ll know what I’m talking about. The flashlight retrofitted for your johnnie’s assault when a real gal ain’t around. It’s pretty much standard advertisement fare for the seedy side of the internet. And now, we see it on Askmen.com. Has AM gone completely whore now? I guess they’re giving up any air of respectability in order to cash in. But the surprising thing is, how good must the fleshlight be doing to be able to AFFORD an add on Askmen.com in the first place???
Honestly, there must be a shitload of people out there with the fleshlight at their beck and call. Is there anyone out there that actually HAS one of these things? If you do, please comment on it so I can understand the appeal, because frankly, it boggles my mind why anyone would wanna fuck a maglight.
Oh, and need I say it? Yet another sign of the apocalypse.
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Are they dishwasher safe?
I dont even know what that is…damn I must be naive
If you haven’t tried a Fleshlight, you don’t know how one feels. It feels fkin great!
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it: this is not your ordinary “dismembered pornstar pussy” but a tool thats feels great.
Of course, you probably have pussy ready and waiting at your slightest whim, but for the rest of us guys it can give a lot of pleasure when the real thing is inaccessible for one reason or another.
Oh yeah: the real thing is only sometimes better…some pussy isn’t worth the effort.
i have one, and i love it! not as good as sex, but it’s way better than my hand. i’ll tell you more about it, if anyone really wants to write to me.
I have boned 40 women, so I can attest that this fleshlight is a great “back-up” plan when you aint out gettin the real thing. A warmed fleshlight will make any schmuk squirt cum!
I’m gonna have to agree. When you don’t have anything else, Fleshlight is the next best thing. It boggles the mind and tickles the dick!
Um…
O.K.
Good luck on meeting women and all that??
Did this blog get bought by a porn company? Is that why its no longer about Seducing women and more and more about marketing?
Im not sure what a Fleshlight is, but I can tell by reading the creepy replies that i’m probably getting laid enough where I don’t have to resort to whatever it’s all about.
What in the Gross has happened to this blog?
Hey I know, why don’t you go take your fleshlight out with you and you can use it for peacocking!!
The ladies will be all over you… No, Really!!
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