It’s How You Use It

Sexkitten has a little post up on her blog about Men and the subject of their greatest insecurity…

Sexkittten writes:
MAN AND HIS PENIS

Don’t you just hate it, when a man brags about how big and long a penis he has, and how if there were a penis marathon he would win. Then he drops his pants and you wonder, where is it? And beyond that, ten minutes or less of moans and groans, mostly his–is all you get from the deal?

What’s the freaking point? Do I go out looking for a man with the biggest penis? No. Does any of us? I gotta tell you, average works fine for me. I’m weary of men who brags about the size of his penis. One question comes to mind. “But can you fuck?” Do we care about penis size? Yes, but that’s not the point. The point is, if you can’t serve up a big one, don’t say you can. It’s not necessary unless all you’re after is a one night roll in the sack. And you’ll be thought of as a dud anyway if after all that buildup we have to wonder “where is it?” And then only get ten lousy minutes when we were expecting marathon sex.

It’s funny when you brag about the size of your cock, because no matter what you say,or how long you may be, you’re ALWAYS selling yourself short. It’s best if you overexagerate in the OPPOSITE direction. This is a little trick I picked up from listening to Howard Stern over the years.

Howard will constantly talk about how small his dick is, and how he’s hung like a gnat and all that stuff. But if you notice, this joke is so inconsistent with the frame he sets (that of the powerful, dominant, judging male), that the women he talks to always end up QUALIFYING his cock-size for him, saying things like “How-ard…” and “I’m sure it’s fine,” or “It’s a good size…” what have you. Basically, he gets the girls to try and convince HIM that his dick is a good size!

When the subject of dick size comes up in conversations with women, I’ll always talk about how small I am (even though I like to consider myself average). There’s a post on mASF somewhere where Tyler jokes about how his dick is 2 1/2 inches. So I tell girls that my dick is only 2 1/2 inches, and that I actually prefer to think of it as a massive clitoris, as opposed to a small dick, just to make myself feel better.

This will make the girls laugh. And I’ll joke about how if we were naked together, I’d make her all insecure because my clit is WAY bigger than hers. This is a fun way of reframing things and shifting the talk to “sexual.”

Anyway, that’s my 2 1/2 cents on the subject.