Girl Humor
April 8, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Rants & Reviews
You know, I find it interesting how easily ammused most girls can be. I can remember when I was a little kid, I used to go to a barber, who was a pretty attractive woman, to get my hair cut. And while she was cutting my hair, she’d tell all these lame-ass jokes. And she loved me because I knew a bunch of lame-ass jokes too, which were really cutting edge in the 3rd grade, you know? But it seems most girls continue to love this level of humor. Maybe it’s their maternal instinct to love all things that are somewhat juvenile, I don’t know. But I do know it’s an interesting phenomenon that I’ve been capitalizing on a lot lately.
One of my favorite openers to use is the Gay Cow Opener, which is a form of a Joke Opener (if you don’t know what that is, it’s in my book the Art of Approaching, along with other examples of Joke Openers). I used it about four times tonight on various different women, and a funny thing happened… they started telling ME jokes. And the thing is, the jokes were just as bad, if not WORSE than the Gay Cow joke, yet the girl’s all LOVED them.
I think these silly jokes are a form of chick crack, as Tyler puts it. Simply telling a stupid, simple joke will quickly engage a girl, make her laugh, and get her to try and match you with a semi-funny quip. I’m thinking about maybe next time this happens just looking at her with a dead stare and saying "That’s not funny," or something to see how she reacts. Might be a good way to get her to qualify to me. Who knows?
Anyway, just to give you an idea, here’s just a sample of Girl Humor, which I got from one of my targets tonight:
What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Dino-sore-ass.
Is it any wonder why we find women are so puzzling? =)
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That’s not funny. What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Heh,if you told me that joke I’d kick your ass.
Heh,if you told me that joke I’d kick your ass.
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