TD gets AMOGed

Okay, Tyler recently posted an OR on mASF about some of his adventures in Australia, and he had a great little story about a natural AMOG who completely owned him. This is definitely some funny shit…

Tyler Durden writes:
I got a nice taste of my own medicine, btw. It was funny as hell. I was wearing this rockstar style vest with zippers all down it, and a new guy I’m with rolls up on this set with a 6’4 AMOG in it. I see he’s losing the set, so roll in. My voice is shot to hell, so it can’t project properly. Normally for tough AMOGs I know I can’t blow them out, so I’ll just project over them and the girls will turn deer in the headlights and I’ll talk shit like “I’m going to take you back to LA with me..” and they’ll start saying they want me to take them, and I throw out my arm and pull them away from the guys. No AMOG’ing can stop this, even if they touch me or whatever, because they lose their girls either way.

The problem here was I couldn’t project over the guys. My voice was just flat shot to shit, so I tried to AMOG the dude rather than over project him.

He starts touching my jacket and poking me saying “Nice vest.. Nice vest..” I initially try to ignore him and game the girls, but I can’t over project so I engage him.

TD: OK amigo, no touchie touchie, gay club’s over there..

AMOG: (not acknowleging me) wow mate, that’s a nice vest. That’s a lot of zippers!

TD: You know I’m just out to impress you cool surfie ozzies..

AMOG: mate, what can I say.. I only have ONE zipper.. you have like TEN times more zippers than I do..

TD: (thinking “OUCH.. that was fucking funny.. that guy really got me”)

AMOG: (poking me more and more)

TD: Thanks man.. I love you..

AMOG: I love you too little brother..

Then he bear hugs me and picks me up all sideways off my feet. I’m giggling thinking “God damn this is embaressing” and I’m blushing.. I felt like a 4 year old getting picked up by my dad. The girls are giggling and they love him. ARGHHH!

He puts me down and says:

AMOG: C’mon girls.. No, not you girls.. You have to stay here.. I mean the *real* girls..

TD: (thinking “Ouch! Where is my pen.. I need to write this stuff down!”)

AMOG: OK mate, shake on it, I have to go.. (grabs my hand like to shake it, but pulls it to his dick and says) “Mate, you’re my little brother.. Get your hand off my pecker!!”

TD: (thinking “God damn, this guy is good”)

AMOG: OK mate.. I’ve gotta go though.. Have a good night (and goes to shake hands)

I put out my hand to do the fake handshake where you pull it back at the last minute, and………. we do it at the SAME TIME!

He’s like “Mate, I reckon we’re on the same wavelength here.. Fairplay!”

I got my ass blown out. Actually the girls were into me somewhat, but still I was inihilated by this guy. He had a *great* frame. He ignored all my shots at him like as if he didn’t hear them, and just poked me persistantly and made fun of me in a way that was funny and not malicious. AMOG’ing at its best. It was all in good fun. That’s what a lot of guys don’t get. When you blow a guy out, you’re not being mean in the cold hearted way. It’s in the funny way. It’s like saying “Dude, you’re like Bart Simpson all grown up”. You’re not saying “You’re a fucking asshole!” You’re just joking around, but in a way that makes him back down.

I really liked how when he said to his girls “let’s go”, he did it in a FUNNY way. Like “Hey girls let’s go. Not you girls, you have to stay here. I mean the real girls..” Tht’s a great one of a player is trying to take your girlfriend from you, because you’re playfully teasing, but you’re still getting your girls away from the potentially disasterous guy.

My error was my arrogance, thinking I could blow out any guy, and not tee’ing up my best game. If I could have that set back, I’d have gone in way stronger, and played harder. Still, I liked that guy, and if you were there you could see we had mutual respect. It’s a weird thing with players, but I never have problems with other guys like me. It’s only the insecure lamos that get all pissy.

See guys? Even the best get owned now and again, lol. You can read the entire OR here. This post makes me want to do an article on AMOG tactics, because they really are an important part of Picking-Up women. In a club setting, you’re ALWAYS going to have to deal with other guys coming in and messing with your sets. I’ve been in situations where things are going great with a girl, it looks like it’s on, then our old friend Mr. AMOG swoops in a BOOM! Cock-blocked. AMOGing really is a big part of having solid game. The trick is knowing how to do it right. I’ve seen TD almost get ATTACKED by an AMOG before, he was able to blow him out so completely. The funny thing is, once you break down the other guy’s composure, you instantly tool him and up your value sky-high in the process.

Good stuff.