Mama-san
February 26, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Quotes & Humor
So in my daily surfing, I came upon this article about how some Japanese boys are improving their grades… by doing their mothers.
Every evening at 8:00, Haruki would vanish into his room, ostensibly to study. Meiko was pleased — until one night she caught a glimpse of him through the slightly open door and realized he was not studying but masturbating. Intrigued, she peeked into his room the following night, and the night after that. The conclusion was inescapable. At the rate he was going, he would not be ready for his tests.
"I’d better have a talk with him," she thought — and did.
"Mom," he said, shyly but firmly, "I wanna do it with you."
"With me!" What to do? Be shocked and angry, or calm and understanding? "Let’s see what your father says."
Father was surprised but kept his head. "No genital sex," he stipulated. "However, if it’s just a question of making the boy feel good, I won’t say no."
And so every evening Haruki’s studying was prefaced by a 15-minute maternal blow job. His concentration improved; his marks soared. Everyone was happy — except dad, whose doubts grew as time passed.
Jeeze. Can’t they just be normal and do their friend’s mom?
Anyway, I think this is a pretty good example of just how important sex is to boys, especially while they’re developing. Just how these boys are going to develop is anyones guess. *cringe*
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