The Next Ellyn Update
February 4, 2004 by Thundercat
Filed under Field Report
**Reposted from the first Lair, original date: 12/29/03
So I just got off the phone with Ellyn, and have come to the decision that should I actually see this girl again, there is NO WAY IN HELL I’m going to fuck her. Why, may you ask? Because on top of genital warts, there is a good possibility she has herpes. I swear, the girl is a fucking walking culture swabb with enough medical problems to make Elephant Man look healthy. Seems she’s been busy since we were last together and has contracted more medical ecentricities than Dr. Frankenstein. Ew.
The girl is so pathetic, it makes me wonder how bad I must have been when I was, in fact, together with her. I swear, it must have been the bottom of the barrel AFC-dom where I was so hard up, I would get together with a girl as mentally and physically fucked-up as she is.
She called to try one last time to talk me into seeing her, which I have decided not to do after consulting with a few friends of mine. She was trying every trick in the book, from telling me she bought me a Christmas preasent, to pulling the “You’re such a good friend. You’re my only good friend! I don’t like anyone else! You’re the only one who’s ever been there for me!” crap. She even went so far as to try and make me jealous about her still being in love with her ex-fiance, who put her in the hospital twice after beating her. Oh, its so funny, its almost sad. I had forgotten about all the head games this girl used to play after I decided never to contact her again. It’s just so eye opening now that I know exactly what she’s doing.
Basically, she’s afraid that no guy is ever going to want her again, so she’s desperately trying to get me, the one guy in her life that she hasn’t pissed off enough to never talk to her again, to come and see her so she can get her precious validation. I’m so tempted not to give it to her, but considering the Gollum-like state of patheticness she currently exists in, that might be boarderline cruel. Regardless if I see her again, there will be no sex involved at all, period.
Thundercat
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